Proofreading for you - GoFuckYourself.com

Squishy · 11-26-2001, 11:20 AM

The spelling abilities of the average adult webmaster make me cringe...feel free to ICQ me links of any new pages you build that use more than 5 words...I'll check 'em for ya, cause I love you. But if you want to give me something nice, I'll never turn it down. #130589923

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Amputate Your Head · 11-26-2001, 11:26 AM

ummmm.... did they recall Spellcheck?

Squishy · 11-26-2001, 11:31 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head:
ummmm.... did they recall Spellcheck?

Perhaps. Perhaps not. But I've been doing a lot of surfing lately, and my best guess is that 20% of adult pages on the net have copywriting errors in them, and about 5% really, really, really bad. I'm only here to help...do it for the children.

11-26-2001, 11:46 AM

Man, I couldn't agree more! The spelling and grammatical errors are amazing. I see stupid errors all the time like "My sponser sucks" or "Your an idiot" and even "For those who truely love porn". It's too bad that someone actually has to spellcheck these things for people but it seems to be necessary. Believe it or not, my eleven year old nephew has better writing skills than some of these "adult" webmasters. It's hard to make sales when you make such obvious mistakes. The average surfer WILL notice these errors and shy away from the sites that contain them. It makes you look completely unprofessional.

Amputate Your Head · 11-26-2001, 11:53 AM

Okay, well I'll agree with that.... but here's what I was getting at: If they're too damn lazy to use Spellcheck, what makes you think that they are going to have the ambition to actually look for and have someone else spellcheck their stuff for them?

You're asking someone who's too lazy to fart, to squeeze out a turd here.

DarkJedi · 11-26-2001, 11:57 AM

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my eleven year old nephew has better writing skills than some of these "adult" webmasters

HA HA - thats because half of "adult webmasters" are 13 year old boys

SleazyDream · 11-26-2001, 01:46 PM

I like my speling mistakes.....

titmowse · 11-26-2001, 01:58 PM

Squishy, don't you listen to these mean boys. Proofreading other's work in trade for traffic or money is good idea.

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Squishy · 11-26-2001, 02:00 PM

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Originally posted by titmowse:
Squishy, don't you listen to these mean boys. Proofreading other's work in trade for traffic or money is good idea.

Thanks, sweetie! Now someone light up my ICQ...my children are starving, and I have no more cocaine.

Amputate Your Head · 11-26-2001, 02:01 PM

How much are you gonna pay me? Oh... wait... ahhhh.... I get it now... so it's a profit deal!

Squishy · 11-26-2001, 02:02 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head:
How much are you gonna pay me? Oh... wait... ahhhh.... I get it now... so it's a profit deal!

It's mainly for the love, Amp...I'm all about the love.

Chris R · 11-26-2001, 02:11 PM

Squishy & Armed,

I would kiss both of you if you were here. Ok, maybe not, but this is a pet peeve of mine. The people that can't spell could care less about it. They have no idea how unprofessional it makes them look. They will simply tell you to get a life.

These are the same people that are on here week after week bitching that their ratios are down or other such stuff. If they can't spell, what makes you think they can figure out if they have enough clicks to make an accurate determination?

People do not like parting with their credit card numbers. If you do not know the difference between than and then or two, too, and to (they teach this in elementary school) why should people trust and buy from you. I really like it when it is part of someone's sig or the title on a message board. Almost as bad as People who WrItE lIkE tHiS.

Anyway I will get off my soapbox.

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11-26-2001, 03:24 PM

I still can't believe they haven't caught the typo on the drunkslut main page, especially since I already posted about it a couple times. It's been up there for months!

It's Weird Insertions!

Not Weird Insetions!

11-26-2001, 03:25 PM

They also have Mardi Gras spelled wrong on the title of the page. (Marti Gras)

Squishy · 11-26-2001, 03:30 PM

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Originally posted by evildick:
They also have Mardi Gras spelled wrong on the title of the page. (Marti Gras)

Hey, bubb...don't be stepping on my action...I could made me 25 hits of Communist Chinese traffic for pointing that one out...

Squishy · 11-26-2001, 03:34 PM

Damn it...I spelled coulda wrong...so much for my business strategy.

Amputate Your Head · 11-26-2001, 03:38 PM

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Originally posted by Squishy:
Damn it...I spelled coulda wrong...so much for my business strategy.

You mean there's a correct spelling of "coulda"?

Squishy · 11-26-2001, 03:42 PM

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You mean there's a correct spelling of "coulda"?

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At www.squishyspornproofreading.com, we gots more correct spellings than Jamaica got mangoes. Did I spell mangoes right? This is turning into a lot of work...

11-26-2001, 11:20 AM	#1
Squishy Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Hiding from you. Posts: 1,809	Proofreading for you The spelling abilities of the average adult webmaster make me cringe...feel free to ICQ me links of any new pages you build that use more than 5 words...I'll check 'em for ya, cause I love you. But if you want to give me something nice, I'll never turn it down. #130589923 ------------------ Get G.A.S.S.! It puts your recips in all of your galleries in 2 seconds! Save hours of time! . http://partner.globill-systems.com/c...344p&type=sale

11-26-2001, 11:26 AM	#2
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	ummmm.... did they recall Spellcheck?

11-26-2001, 11:46 AM	#4
Armed & Hammered Guest Posts: n/a	Man, I couldn't agree more! The spelling and grammatical errors are amazing. I see stupid errors all the time like "My sponser sucks" or "Your an idiot" and even "For those who truely love porn". It's too bad that someone actually has to spellcheck these things for people but it seems to be necessary. Believe it or not, my eleven year old nephew has better writing skills than some of these "adult" webmasters. It's hard to make sales when you make such obvious mistakes. The average surfer WILL notice these errors and shy away from the sites that contain them. It makes you look completely unprofessional.

11-26-2001, 11:53 AM	#5
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	Okay, well I'll agree with that.... but here's what I was getting at: If they're too damn lazy to use Spellcheck, what makes you think that they are going to have the ambition to actually look for and have someone else spellcheck their stuff for them? You're asking someone who's too lazy to fart, to squeeze out a turd here.

11-26-2001, 01:46 PM	#7
SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	I like my speling mistakes.....

11-26-2001, 01:58 PM	#8
titmowse Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: TEXAS Posts: 5,320	Squishy, don't you listen to these mean boys. Proofreading other's work in trade for traffic or money is good idea. ------------------ love, tit time to get co zy &

11-26-2001, 02:01 PM	#10
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	How much are you gonna pay me? Oh... wait... ahhhh.... I get it now... so it's a profit deal!

11-26-2001, 02:11 PM	#12
Chris R Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Baltimore, MD USA Posts: 1,151	Squishy & Armed, I would kiss both of you if you were here. Ok, maybe not, but this is a pet peeve of mine. The people that can't spell could care less about it. They have no idea how unprofessional it makes them look. They will simply tell you to get a life. These are the same people that are on here week after week bitching that their ratios are down or other such stuff. If they can't spell, what makes you think they can figure out if they have enough clicks to make an accurate determination? People do not like parting with their credit card numbers. If you do not know the difference between than and then or two, too, and to (they teach this in elementary school) why should people trust and buy from you. I really like it when it is part of someone's sig or the title on a message board. Almost as bad as People who WrItE lIkE tHiS. Anyway I will get off my soapbox. ------------------ TopBucks.com - Converting at better than 1:130 David Lace Content - Highest Quality Teen Content ConversionCash.com - Make Money off your WebTV Traffic

11-26-2001, 03:24 PM	#13
evildick Guest Posts: n/a	I still can't believe they haven't caught the typo on the drunkslut main page, especially since I already posted about it a couple times. It's been up there for months! It's Weird Insertions! Not Weird Insetions!

11-26-2001, 03:25 PM	#14
evildick Guest Posts: n/a	They also have Mardi Gras spelled wrong on the title of the page. (Marti Gras)

11-26-2001, 03:34 PM	#16
Squishy Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Hiding from you. Posts: 1,809	Damn it...I spelled coulda wrong...so much for my business strategy.

11-26-2001, 03:42 PM	#18
Squishy Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Hiding from you. Posts: 1,809	QUOTE] You mean there's a correct spelling of "coulda"? [/B][/QUOTE] At www.squishyspornproofreading.com, we gots more correct spellings than Jamaica got mangoes. Did I spell mangoes right? This is turning into a lot of work...