4-Year-Old Mich. Boy Drives Mother's Car - GoFuckYourself.com

Rochard · 02-07-2005, 07:22 AM

From Yahoo news:

SAND LAKE, Mich. - A boy drove his mother's car to a video store in the middle of the night, police said ? and he's all of 4 years old. Unable to reach the accelerator, the boy managed to put the car in gear and make his way to the store, a quarter-mile from his home, about 1:30 a.m. Friday, Sand Lake Police Chief Doug Heugel said. Finding the store closed, the youngster began a slow trip home.

Weaving and with its headlights off, the car got the attention of Officer Jay Osga, who first thought he was following a car that had been left running at a gas pump.

He flipped on his lights when the car turned into the apartment complex and struck two parked cars. The boy put the car in reverse and struck Osga's cruiser.

The mother told police her son tried to drive the car earlier after she let him steer from her lap.

"He's 4 years old. His mom didn't even know he was up," Heugel told The Grand Rapids Press. "I don't think he even realizes what he did."

No charges will be filed against the boy or his mother, Heugel said

kenny · 02-07-2005, 07:24 AM

Somebody should tell that kid that he can rent his DVDs online and have them mailed to his house.

It would be easier for him that way.

Pete-KT · 02-07-2005, 07:26 AM

We like to teach them young in Michigan, he just wanted to rent a porno at 1:30 in the mornin

AcidMax · 02-07-2005, 07:27 AM

Kids mature much faster up here

I wonder what video it was thought, notice they didn't mention that.

"He only wanted to rent the new Jenna Jameson movie, he has wanted to see all her movies since he caught his dad and I watching porn!" said the childs mother.

02-07-2005, 07:22 AM	#1
Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 74,241	4-Year-Old Mich. Boy Drives Mother's Car From Yahoo news: SAND LAKE, Mich. - A boy drove his mother's car to a video store in the middle of the night, police said ? and he's all of 4 years old. Unable to reach the accelerator, the boy managed to put the car in gear and make his way to the store, a quarter-mile from his home, about 1:30 a.m. Friday, Sand Lake Police Chief Doug Heugel said. Finding the store closed, the youngster began a slow trip home. Weaving and with its headlights off, the car got the attention of Officer Jay Osga, who first thought he was following a car that had been left running at a gas pump. He flipped on his lights when the car turned into the apartment complex and struck two parked cars. The boy put the car in reverse and struck Osga's cruiser. The mother told police her son tried to drive the car earlier after she let him steer from her lap. "He's 4 years old. His mom didn't even know he was up," Heugel told The Grand Rapids Press. "I don't think he even realizes what he did." No charges will be filed against the boy or his mother, Heugel said __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

02-07-2005, 07:24 AM	#2
kenny Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 7,245	Somebody should tell that kid that he can rent his DVDs online and have them mailed to his house. It would be easier for him that way. __________________ 7

02-07-2005, 07:27 AM	#4
AcidMax Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: MI Posts: 1,827	Kids mature much faster up here I wonder what video it was thought, notice they didn't mention that. "He only wanted to rent the new Jenna Jameson movie, he has wanted to see all her movies since he caught his dad and I watching porn!" said the childs mother. __________________ Latest MMA news. http://www.mmawrapup.com

02-07-2005, 07:26 AM	#3
Pete-KT Workin With The Devil Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: West Bloomfield, MI Posts: 51,532	We like to teach them young in Michigan, he just wanted to rent a porno at 1:30 in the mornin