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dropped9 · 02-03-2005, 10:30 PM

If you're a dude and whipe your ass with baby wipes you're a fucking homo.

Enough said.

eroswebmaster · 02-03-2005, 10:32 PM

homo don't really know...strange for sure.
I can't deal with the smell of baby wipes...one reason was because they used something similar to bathe my grandfather as he lie dying with cancer and that smell will always haunt me.

eroswebmaster · 02-03-2005, 10:32 PM

not to mention it right away reminds you of some mustard green toxic shit some baby would leave behind.

dropped9 · 02-03-2005, 10:32 PM

Maybe we should ask the metros if they wipe with baby wipes?

bdjerk · 02-03-2005, 10:34 PM

There's something other than baby wipes eh?

MuleScrote · 02-03-2005, 10:35 PM

Motorcycle accident -> concussion -> diarrhea for 3 weeks -> ahhh!!! baby wipes!!! couldn't have made it without them.

Empfänger Emil · 02-03-2005, 10:36 PM

I use wipe of babies for myself

Sly · 02-03-2005, 10:36 PM

I don't know about you two queers, but real men have hairy asses. Shitting through the brush can leave a few berries buried in the bush.

dropped9 · 02-03-2005, 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MuleScrote

Motorcycle accident -> concussion -> diarrhea for 3 weeks -> ahhh!!! baby wipes!!! couldn't have made it without them.

Homo.

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thefool · 02-03-2005, 10:36 PM

actually, i just gave a guy really bad advice then

LOL this guy from India was talking to me online, he said that in India they don't use toilet paper and he's trying to get used to it. He doesnt feel as clean. I told him, that I always have diaper wipes in my bathroom, and its nice to freshen up and make sure you got it all. I like to have them, cause after guests use my bathroom, I can just wipe the seat. I admit, if I take a shit and wipe, I wanna know its all gone, so I'll use a few wet ones. Hey you never know when you're gonna get lucky

dropped9 · 02-03-2005, 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly

I don't know about you two queers, but real men have hairy asses. Shitting through the brush can leave a few berries buried in the bush.

blah blah blah....

Just come clean... You're a homo!!!!!!!!!!!

Empfänger Emil · 02-03-2005, 10:39 PM

You like my jeans?

RedShoe · 02-03-2005, 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thefool

actually, i just gave a guy really bad advice then

LOL this guy from India was talking to me online, he said that in India they don't use toilet paper and he's trying to get used to it. He doesnt feel as clean. I told him, that I always have diaper wipes in my bathroom, and its nice to freshen up and make sure you got it all. I like to have them, cause after guests use my bathroom, I can just wipe the seat. I admit, if I take a shit and wipe, I wanna know its all gone, so I'll use a few wet ones. Hey you never know when you're gonna get lucky

I have no idea what you meant by that last sentence. LOL. But it's fuckin' hilarious.

I guess, I just liked how you bounced around from the shitty indian guy to your shitty bathroom to getting lucky.

Classic GFY comedy.

Dagwolf · 02-03-2005, 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly

I don't know about you two queers, but real men have hairy asses. Shitting through the brush can leave a few berries buried in the bush.

I don't know what you're talking about. *looks around guiltily*

wargames · 02-03-2005, 10:41 PM

Baby wipes can actually make your ass smooth.

Spunky · 02-03-2005, 10:41 PM

Gayest of the gay

fl_prn_str · 02-03-2005, 10:42 PM

rollinOn20s · 02-03-2005, 10:42 PM

Actually I was hit by a car, a couple of years ago, suffered many injuries including a blood clot in my head, and actually baby wipes were my best friends for 6 months. Dont be a hater. DOnt knock it until you try it!

MuleScrote · 02-03-2005, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by spunky

Gayest of the gay

show the man boobs!!

bringer · 02-03-2005, 10:43 PM

you're just pissed because you cant wipe your own

mikeyddddd · 02-03-2005, 10:44 PM

If you're a dude and wipe your ass with baby wipes you're...

Headless

dropped9 · 02-03-2005, 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bringer

you're just pissed because you cant wipe your own

Hello dingleberry. How are you today?

MandyBlake · 02-03-2005, 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eroswebmaster

homo don't really know...strange for sure.
I can't deal with the smell of baby wipes...one reason was because they used something similar to bathe my grandfather as he lie dying with cancer and that smell will always haunt me.

there are unscented ones.

Spunky · 02-03-2005, 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MuleScrote

show the man boobs!!

Manboobs

bringer · 02-03-2005, 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Headless

Hello dingleberry. How are you today?

im good, thanks for asking.
how's your day been so far buddy?

dropped9 · 02-03-2005, 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by bringer

im good, thanks for asking.
how's your day been so far buddy?

Really good actually.

Yours? Been hanging out all day?

HAHAHAHAHA

MuleScrote · 02-03-2005, 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by spunky

Manboobs

My wife always picks the worst time to wander into my office

Now she thinks I have secrets.

vivency-AdamQ · 02-03-2005, 10:50 PM

i dunno man... it's good.

like, if you bunch the wipe into a ball first and warm it up between your hands, it makes it so much better: it's the difference between a giggle and a cry!

ok... i've been around babies too much

bringer · 02-03-2005, 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Headless

Really good actually.

Yours? Been hanging out all day?

HAHAHAHAHA

been watching matlock reruns all day

thefool · 02-03-2005, 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedShoe

I have no idea what you meant by that last sentence. LOL. But it's fuckin' hilarious.

I guess, I just liked how you bounced around from the shitty indian guy to your shitty bathroom to getting lucky.

Classic GFY comedy.

Well basically, what I meant is they are Multi-Purpose. and i want my parts smelling fresh & clean in case a hot guy shows up and wants to get freaky, it would be bad to say "well let me go wash my ass real quick" and when you wear thongs, you wanna make sure theres nothing back there! lol It's 1am, I'm out of mt dew, cut me some slack ;)

NaughtyRob · 02-03-2005, 10:50 PM

What if your a dude that gets his cock sucked on film by beautiful women and wants a clean ass before they go down? Still gay?

MuleScrote · 02-03-2005, 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thefool

Well basically, what I meant is they are Multi-Purpose. and i want my parts smelling fresh & clean in case a hot guy shows up and wants to get freaky, it would be bad to say "well let me go wash my ass real quick" and when you wear thongs, you wanna make sure theres nothing back there! lol It's 1am, I'm out of mt dew, cut me some slack ;)

I really hope you are a female

Chris Malais · 02-03-2005, 10:52 PM

You just wish you were man enough to buy baby wipes without having a baby in the household. I'm the same way.

dropped9 · 02-03-2005, 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris Malais

You just wish you were man enough to buy baby wipes without having a baby in the household. I'm the same way.

If I can buy tampons what makes you think I couldnt buy baby wipes?

thefool · 02-03-2005, 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MuleScrote

I really hope you are a female

LMAO yes, very much so ;) dont worry, everyone assumes I'm a guy at first

lol

NickPapageorgio · 02-03-2005, 10:58 PM

They sure are handy when you are out of TP tho. Newspaper sucks. That shit is for lumberjacks.

killshot · 02-03-2005, 11:03 PM

I use the wet wipes from charmin..

think of it this way... if you got some shit on your hand.. would you just wipe it off with dry paper, or would you want to clean it off with something wet?

Spunky · 02-03-2005, 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Headless

If I can buy tampons

Whipped

Greg Jacobson · 02-03-2005, 11:10 PM

If you wipe your ass with baby wipes after taking a shit you don't have to shower more than once a week.

Saves lots of time.

Jace · 02-03-2005, 11:55 PM

apparently you don't have hemmroids

wait til you get them, it will happen one day....and baby wipes soaked in witch hazel will be your best friend in the bathroom

Spunky · 02-03-2005, 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by JaceXXX

apparently you don't have hemmroids

wait til you get them, it will happen one day....and baby wipes soaked in witch hazel will be your best friend in the bathroom

Gayest of the too much information http://xtinaspussy.tk/

psyko514 · 02-04-2005, 12:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greg Jacobson

If you wipe your ass with baby wipes after taking a shit you don't have to shower more than once a week.

Saves lots of time.

Jace · 02-04-2005, 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunky

Gayest of the too much information http://xtinaspussy.tk/

hahahahaha....what a great site

boner 2.0 · 02-04-2005, 12:09 AM

you're...

fucking drunk?

Dalai lama · 02-04-2005, 12:10 AM

thanks for that info.

SykkBoy · 02-04-2005, 12:45 AM

something I learned from this thread:
Headless has a filthy asshole...

JohnW · 02-04-2005, 01:20 AM

All of our straight male performers are required to wipe their asses with baby wipes before doing a scene, as a courtesy to the others they will be performing with. Since they are screwing girls, that rules out your notion of them being homo's.
Got any other brilliant insight to share with us?

;)

J.

Chris Malais · 02-04-2005, 01:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Headless

If I can buy tampons what makes you think I couldnt buy baby wipes?

Buying baby wipes * No baby in the house hold
Tampons * Woman in the house hold

Unless you wipe your ass with tampons(which would make you one hardcore mother fucker), then your example doesn't apply.

pornguy · 02-04-2005, 01:48 AM

Baby wipes have help removed the racing strip from a lot of mens underware.

Hera, the Apocalypse · 02-04-2005, 02:08 AM

If you're a dude and wipe your ass with baby wipes you're...

you're clean down there ;) ...yummy!

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