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howard · 02-03-2005, 12:59 PM

Which of the following will occur at the Superbowl XXXIX?

Martians will arrive and request to see the game +15000

A player will moon the crowd +7500

A hacker will display a naked picture of Janet Jackson on the scoreboard +5000

A player will score 4 TD's (not passing) +4000

Madonna will kiss Beyonce in the HT Show +10000

Bill Gates will give everyone in the stadium a free laptop +10000

Donald Trump will show up and tell Paul Tagliabue "you are fired" +10000

It will be discovered Sen Jon Kyl placed a bet on the game +5000

Hillary Clinton and Condoleezza Rice will be caught on camera smooching in a box suite +15000

Karl Malone and Kobe's wife will be in the same box suite +15000

A pass will strike a bird +10000

George Bush will cancel the game and declare he is searching in the stadium for WMD's +15000

Michael Jackson will attend the game and perform at ht +5000

Bill Clinton will attend the game with 2 playmates +15000

John Kerry will join John Madden as his fun "side kick" during the live broadcast of the game +10000

The halftime performer will suffer another "wardrobe malfunction" +2000

A player will give the crowd the finger +1000

There will be a blackout during the game +1000

A player will kick a 60+ yard FG +2000

There will be a 98+ yard TD +2000

Jennifer Lopez and Matt Damon will be spotted sitting together +5000

Ben Affleck and Britney Spears will be spotted sitting together +5000

One of the cheerleaders will flash the public +5000

Bin Laden will perform a rap act during the HT break +15000

A playboy model will run naked on the field +5000

The game will be canceled due to rain +15000

A streaker will run through the field during the game +200

Brad Pitt will be caught making out with Jennifer Aniston on live tv +1000

Paul McCartney will trip and fall during the HT Show +1000

A missed FG will hit a fan and knock him out +2000

Simon Cowell will critizice the HT Show on live tv during the game +1000

One of the actresses of Desperate Housewives will run through the field naked +15000

Paris Hilton will french Nicole Richie in a Suite box +2000

06/FEB/05
12:00 PM 3903 Will any of the following occur during Superbowl XXXIX?

Paul McCartney will have a "wardrobe malfunction" and flash his left nipple at HT +200

BOS CEO David Carruthers will skydive with "Betonsports" written on his back during pregame show +15000

Brad Pitt will beg Jennifer Aniston for forgiveness during the HT show +10000

John Kerry will announce himself as a replacement for Lisa Guerrero as MNF sideline reporter +15000

Michael Jackson will join Paul McCartney in a duet during the HT show +15000

A FG attempt will hit the goal post and ricochet in for a FG +400

Paris Hilton will french kiss Nicole Ritchie in a box suite +2000

02-03-2005, 12:59 PM	#1
howard Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: phila Posts: 1,827	funniest super bowl props!!!! Which of the following will occur at the Superbowl XXXIX? Martians will arrive and request to see the game +15000 A player will moon the crowd +7500 A hacker will display a naked picture of Janet Jackson on the scoreboard +5000 A player will score 4 TD's (not passing) +4000 Madonna will kiss Beyonce in the HT Show +10000 Bill Gates will give everyone in the stadium a free laptop +10000 Donald Trump will show up and tell Paul Tagliabue "you are fired" +10000 It will be discovered Sen Jon Kyl placed a bet on the game +5000 Hillary Clinton and Condoleezza Rice will be caught on camera smooching in a box suite +15000 Karl Malone and Kobe's wife will be in the same box suite +15000 A pass will strike a bird +10000 George Bush will cancel the game and declare he is searching in the stadium for WMD's +15000 Michael Jackson will attend the game and perform at ht +5000 Bill Clinton will attend the game with 2 playmates +15000 John Kerry will join John Madden as his fun "side kick" during the live broadcast of the game +10000 The halftime performer will suffer another "wardrobe malfunction" +2000 A player will give the crowd the finger +1000 There will be a blackout during the game +1000 A player will kick a 60+ yard FG +2000 There will be a 98+ yard TD +2000 Jennifer Lopez and Matt Damon will be spotted sitting together +5000 Ben Affleck and Britney Spears will be spotted sitting together +5000 One of the cheerleaders will flash the public +5000 Bin Laden will perform a rap act during the HT break +15000 A playboy model will run naked on the field +5000 The game will be canceled due to rain +15000 A streaker will run through the field during the game +200 Brad Pitt will be caught making out with Jennifer Aniston on live tv +1000 Paul McCartney will trip and fall during the HT Show +1000 A missed FG will hit a fan and knock him out +2000 Simon Cowell will critizice the HT Show on live tv during the game +1000 One of the actresses of Desperate Housewives will run through the field naked +15000 Paris Hilton will french Nicole Richie in a Suite box +2000 06/FEB/05 12:00 PM 3903 Will any of the following occur during Superbowl XXXIX? Paul McCartney will have a "wardrobe malfunction" and flash his left nipple at HT +200 BOS CEO David Carruthers will skydive with "Betonsports" written on his back during pregame show +15000 Brad Pitt will beg Jennifer Aniston for forgiveness during the HT show +10000 John Kerry will announce himself as a replacement for Lisa Guerrero as MNF sideline reporter +15000 Michael Jackson will join Paul McCartney in a duet during the HT show +15000 A FG attempt will hit the goal post and ricochet in for a FG +400 Paris Hilton will french kiss Nicole Ritchie in a box suite +2000 __________________ perkissmedia.com [email protected] 318621803 perkymon993 Skype