Woman Accused of Giving Lethal Sherry Enema - GoFuckYourself.com

Loryn · 02-03-2005, 11:46 AM

HOUSTON (Reuters) - A Texas woman has been indicted for criminally negligent homicide for causing her husband's death by giving him a sherry enema, a police detective said on Wednesday.

Tammy Jean Warner, 42, gave Michael Warner two large bottles of sherry on May 21, which raised his blood alcohol level to 0.47 percent, or nearly six times the level considered legally drunk in Texas, police detective Robert Turner in Lake Jackson, Texas, told the Houston Chronicle.

"We're not talking about little bottles here," Turner said. "These were at least 1.5-liter bottles."

Warner, 58, was said to have an alcohol problem and received the wine enema because a throat ailment left him unable to drink the sherry, Turner told the newspaper.

"I heard of this kind of thing in mortuary school in 1970, but this is the first time I've ever heard of someone actually doing it," said Turner, who led the lengthy investigation in the case.

The woman admitted administering the enema, but denied causing her husband's death, the Chronicle said.

A dispatcher for the Lake Jackson police said only Turner could discuss the case, but he did not return phone calls from Reuters.

Along with negligent homicide, Mrs. Warner was indicted for burning her husband's will a month before his death. Both charges carry maximum penalties of two years in prison.

Mrs. Warner surrendered to police on Monday and was released on $30,000 bail, the newspaper said.

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sickkittens · 02-03-2005, 11:50 AM

That sucks. I guess he really had a problem.

Fletch XXX · 02-03-2005, 11:52 AM

women have been locked up for injecting battery acid into people.

the way women kill and the way men kill are very different.

women tend to be much, much more devious.

Spunky · 02-03-2005, 11:53 AM

Wtf...I wonder if it's this dude

Kicker · 02-03-2005, 11:59 AM

ha ha

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Loryn · 02-03-2005, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

women have been locked up for injecting battery acid into people.

the way women kill and the way men kill are very different.

women tend to be much, much more devious.

Ironhorse · 02-03-2005, 12:27 PM

Another Darwin award..

Vanilla DeVille · 02-03-2005, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

women have been locked up for injecting battery acid into people.

the way women kill and the way men kill are very different.

women tend to be much, much more devious.

Unfortunately, you are soooo right! I remember a story a few years back when a woman was being beaten by her drunk husband. Once he passed out on the bed, she tied him up to the bed posts, shoved a large curling up his ass... then turned it on and left with her bags, never to return again. An hour or so later, the neighbors called the cops because they could hear him screaming in pain!!! What a way to get back at someone!!! OUCHIE!

robfantasy · 02-03-2005, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by spunky

Wtf...I wonder if it's this dude

hahah it was

Loryn · 02-03-2005, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

Unfortunately, you are soooo right! I remember a story a few years back when a woman was being beaten by her drunk husband. Once he passed out on the bed, she tied him up to the bed posts, shoved a large curling up his ass... then turned it on and left with her bags, never to return again. An hour or so later, the neighbors called the cops because they could hear him screaming in pain!!! What a way to get back at someone!!! OUCHIE!

FUCK!!! SHIT!!! DAMN!!! That is crazy!!!

Another way women differ is with cheating. A man will cheat on a whim a woman will plan it out!!!

Vanilla DeVille · 02-03-2005, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com

FUCK!!! SHIT!!! DAMN!!! That is crazy!!!

Another way women differ is with cheating. A man will cheat on a whim a woman will plan it out!!!

Yeppers... women are bitches! Ha ha

BigWebRev · 02-03-2005, 01:34 PM

crazy bitch

Icon · 02-03-2005, 01:37 PM

I've heard of the Butterscotch enema and the warm chocolate fudge enema....but a sherry enema?

Manowar · 02-03-2005, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by spunky

Wtf...I wonder if it's this dude

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Loryn Super Connector Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 12,853	Woman Accused of Giving Lethal Sherry Enema HOUSTON (Reuters) - A Texas woman has been indicted for criminally negligent homicide for causing her husband's death by giving him a sherry enema, a police detective said on Wednesday. Tammy Jean Warner, 42, gave Michael Warner two large bottles of sherry on May 21, which raised his blood alcohol level to 0.47 percent, or nearly six times the level considered legally drunk in Texas, police detective Robert Turner in Lake Jackson, Texas, told the Houston Chronicle. "We're not talking about little bottles here," Turner said. "These were at least 1.5-liter bottles." Warner, 58, was said to have an alcohol problem and received the wine enema because a throat ailment left him unable to drink the sherry, Turner told the newspaper. "I heard of this kind of thing in mortuary school in 1970, but this is the first time I've ever heard of someone actually doing it," said Turner, who led the lengthy investigation in the case. The woman admitted administering the enema, but denied causing her husband's death, the Chronicle said. A dispatcher for the Lake Jackson police said only Turner could discuss the case, but he did not return phone calls from Reuters. Along with negligent homicide, Mrs. Warner was indicted for burning her husband's will a month before his death. Both charges carry maximum penalties of two years in prison. Mrs. Warner surrendered to police on Monday and was released on $30,000 bail, the newspaper said. The Artical __________________ ~ loryn@loryntaylor . com ~ RIP TD

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