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02-03-2005, 12:46 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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A man dies and goes to Hell where he is greeted by the devil......
A man dies and goes to Hell where he is greeted by the devil:
Devil: Hey, why are you bumming out? Man: If you died and went to Hell, you''d be bumming out too. Devil: Hell isn''t what you think it is. It's fun down here. Say, do you drink? Man: Sure, I love to drink. Why? Devil: Well, you''re gonna love Mondays then. Because on Mondays, all we do here is drink. Hell, we have whiskey, tiquila, rum, vodka, all the booze you want to drink. We drink til we puke then we drink more. Man: Ah, that sounds great. Devil: Do you smoke? Man: Damn right I do. Devil: Cool! You''re gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world. Smoke all you want. You don''t have to worry about getting cancer because you''re already dead anyways. Man: No shit! Devil: You like gambling? Man: Hell yeah! Devil: Great! On Wednesdays, we have gambling night here in Hell. We have slot machines, roulette, craps, black jack, horse racing, you name it, we got it, and we just recently opened up a new pai gow poker table. Man: Hmmmmmmmmmmm, I never played pai gow poker before. Devil: Now you can. You like to get stoned? Man: I love getting stoned! You mean... Devil: That''s right man, because on Thursdays, it''s stoner night here in Hell! Help yourself to a huge bowl of crack, smoke a joint the size of a nuclear sub, do all the drugs you want and you don''t have to worry about overdosing because you''re already dead anyhow. Man: Awesome! I never thought Hell was one swinging place! Devil: Are you gay? Man: Uh, no. Devil: Oooh, you''re gonna hate Fridays! |
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02-03-2005, 12:51 AM
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Strength and Honor
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Post bot ? ?
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02-03-2005, 12:52 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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02-03-2005, 12:54 AM
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this is fun juicy you should do this every night
its like bedtime stories for degenerates. |
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02-03-2005, 12:54 AM
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Kliris
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Funny story dude.
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02-03-2005, 12:55 AM
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Strength and Honor
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02-03-2005, 12:58 AM
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I like that
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02-03-2005, 12:59 AM
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Tap into MOBILE!
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lol wow ur bored too many jokes
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02-03-2005, 12:59 AM
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President of Canada
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Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo
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I'm only here for the milk and cookies.
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02-03-2005, 10:53 AM
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LOL!!
loved that one gonna have to send it to few people now |
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02-03-2005, 10:56 AM
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Its almost time
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that was funny
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02-03-2005, 11:04 AM
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Confirmed User
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Lloolll
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