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MikeVega · 01-31-2005, 08:38 PM

OK .... now that i have all you Geeks paying attention ....I'm sorry to say there Is no D&D ..but we will be playing Poker at the Mobbucks Office in Mid Long Island NY ... There'll be beer and food and lots of bad poker players to sucker some winnings out of...... If your interested ... hit me up at mikeydice @ Mobbucks.com and I'll give you directions .... all are welcome ...

freeadultcontent · 01-31-2005, 08:38 PM

fuck and my hopes where so high.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 01-31-2005, 08:39 PM

Thats not coolman...

I rolled a 20.

Tala · 01-31-2005, 08:40 PM

Goddammit, don't do that. I had my bag o' dice out and ready to go.

freeadultcontent · 01-31-2005, 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

Thats not coolman...

I rolled a 20.

His Dex gave him a -4, combined with +5 plate, a +5 shield, and +3 bracers of defense reducing your 20 to a 3, when your thac0 is a 10. Try again.

MikeVega · 01-31-2005, 08:45 PM

ya ..our own guy mark was very excited he had his 20 sided die and his wizard hat all ready....

gideongallery · 01-31-2005, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by freeadultcontent

His Dex gave him a -4, combined with +5 plate, a +5 shield, and +3 bracers of defense reducing your 20 to a 3, when your thac0 is a 10. Try again.

bracer of defense give you a base ac so they would be worthless

and btw natual 20 always hits.

NY_TIM · 01-31-2005, 08:52 PM

Good job Mikey

Screaming · 01-31-2005, 08:55 PM

man i remember the nerds playing that in highschool

freeadultcontent · 01-31-2005, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gideongallery

bracer of defense give you a base ac so they would be worthless

and btw natual 20 always hits.

Cut me some slack, havent touched a damn book since it was all 1st ed.

BradM · 01-31-2005, 08:57 PM

Thank god I rolled a "heartbreak save" before I came here.

$5 submissions · 01-31-2005, 08:59 PM

LOL, I was about to whip out my Level 80000000000000000000000000000000 mage

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 01-31-2005, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by freeadultcontent

His Dex gave him a -4, combined with +5 plate, a +5 shield, and +3 bracers of defense reducing your 20 to a 3, when your thac0 is a 10. Try again.

It's still a natural 20 and therefore I get a roll on the critical hits table!

Throw me 2 D10!

Oncle_Benny · 01-31-2005, 09:02 PM

take that SUPER ICE SPELL level 3 !!!

irishfury · 01-31-2005, 09:06 PM

Cast Melf's Acid Arrow....

NY_TIM · 01-31-2005, 09:07 PM

What the hell is goin on here

freeadultcontent · 01-31-2005, 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NY_TIM

What the hell is goin on here

We pick pocketed your poker thread.

Jamdin · 01-31-2005, 09:11 PM

Damn you and I just bought a new set of purple crystal dice that I've been itching to use.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 01-31-2005, 09:12 PM

Looks like Freeadultcontent is a Rogue.

DOn't make me get my wizard hat.

Ya guys got "The Deck Of Many Things"?

Dagwolf · 01-31-2005, 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

Looks like Freeadultcontent is a Rogue.

DOn't make me get my wizard hat.

Do it, man. This ain't cool.

NY_TIM · 01-31-2005, 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by freeadultcontent

We pick pocketed your poker thread.

BitterPen · 01-31-2005, 09:16 PM

Wow... and I was all prepared to admit that I used to play D&D after school when I was a kid...

Did I say that out loud?

Tala · 01-31-2005, 09:25 PM

Fuck Thac0. Use version 3 instead, eliminates the need to do algebra just to see if someone hit.

WTF nat 20? You got loaded dice?

Where the hell is my bag of holding? I have a Chaos stick in there, and I'm not afraid to use it.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 01-31-2005, 09:30 PM

I must warn you...
Do not make me draw "Troll SLayer" a +5 vs Trolls Vorpal sword.
Its HUGE and can get ugly, ask Juicy whom has seen its bane effect.

irishfury · 01-31-2005, 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

Looks like Freeadultcontent is a Rogue.

DOn't make me get my wizard hat.

Ya guys got "The Deck Of Many Things"?

Nope but I found my bag of beans...

Tala · 01-31-2005, 09:36 PM

No beans! Those things are dangerous.

And who's the asshole with all the cantrips?

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 01-31-2005, 09:37 PM

Lensman has alot of cantrips you should know that!

Tala · 01-31-2005, 09:39 PM

Yes, but does he have 100-sided dice?

irishfury · 01-31-2005, 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tala

Yes, but does he have 100-sided dice?

You can't have the 100 sided explained to you, you must witness the 100 sided dice.

SilverTab · 01-31-2005, 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by freeadultcontent

His Dex gave him a -4, combined with +5 plate, a +5 shield, and +3 bracers of defense reducing your 20 to a 3, when your thac0 is a 10. Try again.

nah you forgot about the CRITICAAAALLLLL hits

MikeVega · 01-31-2005, 09:44 PM

you guys are freaking me the fuck out ...i have no idea what the hell you are talking about ....

Tala · 01-31-2005, 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by irishfury

You can't have the 100 sided explained to you, you must witness the 100 sided dice.

Don't touch my golf balls. I only have four of these things.

enter » · 01-31-2005, 09:52 PM

Looks like this board has just been waiting for someone else to start a D&D thread. Wish I was back in NY. I'd take some of your money.

BTW. Your 404 traffic is kickin' ass. My site went up 5K just in the last 12 hours.

RayVega · 01-31-2005, 09:53 PM

Something tells me the guys who would respond to a d&d thread are not the same crowd that plays poker.

irishfury · 01-31-2005, 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tala

Don't touch my golf balls. I only have four of these things.

It use to be a bitch to find them too.

Rorschach · 01-31-2005, 09:54 PM

without d&d i wouldn't be the freak i am today

NY_TIM · 01-31-2005, 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rorschach

without d&d i wouldn't be the freak i am today

Icon · 01-31-2005, 11:54 PM

i'm a level 20 Vice President

Der Schleicher · 01-31-2005, 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by freeadultcontent

fuck and my hopes where so high.

Ditto.

boner 2.0 · 02-01-2005, 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by freeadultcontent

fuck and my hopes where so high.

Me too

NY_TIM · 02-01-2005, 04:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boner 2.0

Me too

0000000000000000000001000 · 02-01-2005, 04:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by freeadultcontent

His Dex gave him a -4, combined with +5 plate, a +5 shield, and +3 bracers of defense reducing your 20 to a 3, when your thac0 is a 10. Try again.

!!!

xxxjay · 02-01-2005, 04:36 AM

My resistance to lightning is level 20 -- don't mess with me!

NY_TIM · 02-01-2005, 06:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay

My resistance to lightning is level 20 -- don't mess with me!

You guys are nuts!!

MarkTiarra · 02-01-2005, 07:58 AM

A couple years ago I was getting interviewed and the interviewer asked me about mob involvement in the adult industry. Once I told him I played D&D that ended any ideas that I could be cool enough to go be involved in organized crime. =]

Yes I admit it... I am the UBER DORK. I still enjoy a good fantasy slaughterfest.

NickPapageorgio · 02-01-2005, 08:00 AM

I nominate this thread as all time saddest thread on GFY.

NickPapageorgio · 02-01-2005, 08:02 AM

Where's that video with the fat kid in the forest that keeps saying "Lightning bolt, Lightning bolt..."?

ADL Colin · 02-01-2005, 08:02 AM

MarkTiarra · 02-01-2005, 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NickPapageorgio

I nominate this thread as all time saddest thread on GFY.

You just gave me an idea...

NY_TIM · 02-01-2005, 08:03 AM

you guys are killing me

01-31-2005, 08:38 PM	#1
MikeVega Porntrepreneur Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: New York Posts: 12,788	Tuesday Night Dungeons & Dragons At Mobbucks Office(D&D) OK .... now that i have all you Geeks paying attention ....I'm sorry to say there Is no D&D ..but we will be playing Poker at the Mobbucks Office in Mid Long Island NY ... There'll be beer and food and lots of bad poker players to sucker some winnings out of...... If your interested ... hit me up at mikeydice @ Mobbucks.com and I'll give you directions .... all are welcome ... __________________ Mike Vega-ICQ:253868499-AIM:mikeydicevega

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Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	Fuck Thac0. Use version 3 instead, eliminates the need to do algebra just to see if someone hit. WTF nat 20? You got loaded dice? Where the hell is my bag of holding? I have a Chaos stick in there, and I'm not afraid to use it. __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

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