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Old 11-14-2001, 12:27 PM   #1
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My boyfriend lensman gave me a honey baked ham

He knows a way to a man's ass is thru his stomach.

Thanks, Joe.
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Old 11-14-2001, 12:31 PM   #2
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How on-topic of you.
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Old 11-14-2001, 12:34 PM   #3
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can i get a HAM ?

i love ham i probaly cant get a ham cause ... shit I cnt even get a shirt GFY lensmen j/k... or am I?
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Old 11-14-2001, 12:38 PM   #4
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How on-topic of you.
His thread, his topic.

Either talk ham or go to the other threads and cry about it,.
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Old 11-14-2001, 01:39 PM   #6
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Wow, I was really suprised to have a beautiful turkey delivered to me today. I was wondering who's sending me food.

You really know how to take care of your webmasters. Me and the family thank you very much Lensman.

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Old 11-14-2001, 01:40 PM   #7
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So you mean since I got a turkey, I'm like sloppy seconds????

Lensman Your a 1 of a kind

The thing is, I just haven't quite figured out just what kind yet..LOL

Amy and I, and the little rug rats, thank you very much sincerely

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Old 11-14-2001, 01:49 PM   #8
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mailman : i can buy a shirt for ya if ya want it so much



Oki i am holdinjg you to that... get me a shirt.. i have been doing this shit for 1 yr now and only have gotten 1 shirt and that was only a week ago by a GOOD guy, i wont say who or poor asses out there like me will bug him fopr clothing



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Old 11-14-2001, 01:51 PM   #9
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I am a shel fish fan myself.

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christ, I didn't know you were giving out hams and turkeys to just ANYONE.

shit.
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His thread, his topic.

Either talk ham or go to the other threads and cry about it,.
My post, my reply. STFU, thanks
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Old 11-14-2001, 02:09 PM   #12
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christ, I didn't know you were giving out hams and turkeys to just ANYONE.

shit.
It's time to send back engagement ring, what do you think?

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Old 11-14-2001, 02:18 PM   #13
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My post, my reply. STFU, thanks
I don't know who you are but you're off to a bad start.
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Old 11-14-2001, 02:25 PM   #14
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Oh no, don't worry about it. No need to apologise.
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Old 11-14-2001, 02:54 PM   #15
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Don't think anyone was.
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Old 11-14-2001, 02:56 PM   #16
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Oh no... i just got a call from our nevada office... & it appears that i got a ham too!

Should i be worried now about lens & 12clicks trying to do a hammy threesome or something?

PS...I'm not gay.
PPS... I'm not homophobic.
PPPS... I'm not wearing any underwear ;-))
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Hooper, I think your safe for now, just watch your back when they start talking about "Stuffing"

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Hey, shouldn't he be sending food to the starving webmasters? I'm starving here!!

But what's really strange is, I just brought up a turkey this afternoon from the freezer I have in the basement. Coincidence? I think not.

Great turkey's think alike.
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Old 11-14-2001, 03:19 PM   #19
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He knows a way to a man's ass is thru his stomach.

Thanks, Joe.
But you know he really loves you, because no one else's was glazed

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upon further review, my ham is a turkey.
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upon further review, my ham is a turkey.
Ha ha ha, that's funny. The box that it comes in does kinda throw you off.

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upon further review, my ham is a turkey.
Am I the only one who sees no surprise in this?
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LOL...yeah the box through mrs Lightning and I off also....But I'll tell you that Turkey looks pretty damm good...and the box it came in is a darn nice box to start keeping all my AP check stubs in, it sure beats the worn out shoe box i've been using. Hopefully I can afford a file cabinet by next year...



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And you with more traffic than God

And holy crap, what am I going to do with all this TURKEY!!??
What was I thinking??? Oh well, turkey sandwiches for a week for me.
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upon further review, my ham is a turkey.
You're so easily fooled. For example, that wasn't a popsicle last Internext.

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thanks lens! I am still amazed!

I bet mine is bigger than Rons.
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now that you mention it, that popsicle wasn't very cold.
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thanks lens! I am still amazed!

I bet mine is bigger than Rons.
You saying he's got socks stuffed in that pink thong?
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Hey there.... from everyone at <a href="http://www.websitebilling.com">WebsiteBilling.com</a> thanks for the ham... errr.. turkey

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Sheesh, Lens, I signed up on Monday and I've already sent ya like 5 clicks...can I have a wing?
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Thanks Lens -- from Ron and Craig as well
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From the Adult.com team you are all welcome. You know how much we love slipping you all our meat!
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Ron, just remember whose Turkey arrived first!


Lens copied my sending of turkeys after I copied his click program;-)
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Brad, no need to fight. There's enough of me for you both.
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What are you doing with that melon baller and bottle of KY?

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Yeah Brad we slipped 12 Clicks the meat first. So you are welcome for the sloppy seconds.
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