So I whent into the wellfare office today... - GoFuckYourself.com

com · 02-07-2005, 05:19 PM

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to
the counter and says to the social worker, "Hi... You know,
I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter says, "Sir your timing is
excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man
who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter.

You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes.

All your clothing will be provided.

Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.

You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips.

You will have to satisfy all her sexual urges.

You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage.

Your starting salary will be $200,000 a year".

The guy says, "You're bullshittin' me!"

The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."

Jon2 · 02-07-2005, 05:21 PM

LOL

I was wondering where that was gonna go

LMAO

Jon

foxxx · 02-07-2005, 06:31 PM

hahahaha nice one :D

sonofsam · 02-07-2005, 06:32 PM

hahahaha thats gold

BradM · 02-07-2005, 06:37 PM

Old but very good.

Babagirls · 02-07-2005, 06:40 PM

lol that was a good one

Big Red Machine · 02-07-2005, 06:47 PM

Good one bro

02-07-2005, 05:19 PM	#1
com Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 4,541	So I whent into the wellfare office today... A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says to the social worker, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter says, "Sir your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes. All your clothing will be provided. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy all her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. Your starting salary will be $200,000 a year". The guy says, "You're bullshittin' me!" The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it." __________________ Real. Professional. Hosting. .:Expect Nothing Less:. 320-078-843 :: www.realprohosting.com :: [email protected]

02-07-2005, 06:32 PM	#4
sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	hahahaha thats gold __________________ I like turtles.

02-07-2005, 06:40 PM	#6
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02-07-2005, 06:47 PM	#7
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02-07-2005, 05:21 PM	#2
Jon2 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 2,875	LOL I was wondering where that was gonna go LMAO Jon

02-07-2005, 06:31 PM	#3
foxxx Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Gold Coast, Australia Posts: 573	hahahaha nice one :D

02-07-2005, 06:37 PM	#5
BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	Old but very good.