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Jer · 02-06-2005, 08:13 PM

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Satisfaction · 02-06-2005, 08:13 PM

where is hova ? she should be around..

Satisfaction · 02-06-2005, 08:14 PM

ahh a nice fresh new page

Satisfaction · 02-06-2005, 08:14 PM

neeed to keep on posting people..

Satisfaction · 02-06-2005, 08:15 PM

think i need to get some jokes happening in here

Satisfaction · 02-06-2005, 08:15 PM

yeh that should do the trick..

Satisfaction · 02-06-2005, 08:17 PM

liven up this thread a bit..

Jer · 02-06-2005, 08:17 PM

I'm still watching the carnival

Satisfaction · 02-06-2005, 08:17 PM

well here are some for the road..

Jer · 02-06-2005, 08:18 PM

I'm running ad-aware

Satisfaction · 02-06-2005, 08:19 PM

You're like school in the summertime: no class

Jer · 02-06-2005, 08:20 PM

No crap found. Good.

Satisfaction · 02-06-2005, 08:20 PM

How are men like lightbulbs?
You have to screw both of them to get a response!

Satisfaction · 02-06-2005, 08:21 PM

Yo mama's so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade!

Satisfaction · 02-06-2005, 08:21 PM

yeh got to hate it when there is all this shit on your pc

Satisfaction · 02-06-2005, 08:22 PM

worst thing about computers i think

Jer · 02-06-2005, 08:22 PM

How does CAMS.COM pay $70 PPS?

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=428049

Satisfaction · 02-06-2005, 08:22 PM

anyways back to some of my jokes..

Satisfaction · 02-06-2005, 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jer

How does CAMS.COM pay $70 PPS?

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=428049

having a very strong program

Jer · 02-06-2005, 08:23 PM

Yeah, I had to format my new computer 1 day after I installed Windows XP. I got a huge spyware and couldn't remove it.

Satisfaction · 02-06-2005, 08:24 PM

What's the difference between a bucket of crap and a mother-in-law?
The bucket!

Satisfaction · 02-06-2005, 08:24 PM

yeh gay shit ay..

Satisfaction · 02-06-2005, 08:24 PM

Yo' mama so poor, when she went to take a bath, the roaches said "Wait your turn!"

Satisfaction · 02-06-2005, 08:25 PM

A little boy gets on a bus and sits behind the busdriver. As they're driving along, he sings, "If my daddy was a bull and my mommy was a cow, then I'd be a little bull." Annoyed, the busdriver tells the little boy to sit down, but the little boy continues, "If my daddy was a stag and my mommy was a deer, I'd be a little stag." The busdriver, tells the boy to shut up, but the little boy keeps singing, "If my daddy..." The busdriver suddently turns around and asks, "What if your daddy was gay and your mommy was a hooker?" The little boy then begins singing, "If my daddy was gay and my mommy was a hooker, then I'd be a busdriver."

Satisfaction · 02-06-2005, 08:25 PM

Yo' mama so stupid, she got scared when she was on the escalator and the power went out!

Jer · 02-06-2005, 08:26 PM

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See sig

Satisfaction · 02-06-2005, 08:26 PM

You're so short, you could play racquetball on the curb.

Satisfaction · 02-06-2005, 08:27 PM

already have..

Satisfaction · 02-06-2005, 08:27 PM

What is the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield?

It's ass.

Jer · 02-06-2005, 08:28 PM

SpongeBob rocks

Satisfaction · 02-06-2005, 08:28 PM

A salesman from KFC walked up to the Pope and offers him a million dollars if he would change "The Lord's Prayer" from "give us this day our daily bread" to "give us this day our daily chicken." The Pope refused his offer.
Two weeks later, the man offered the pope 10 million dollars to change it from "give us this day our daily bread" to "give us this day our daily chicken" and again the Pope refused the man's generous offer. Another week later, the man offered the Pope 20 million dollars and finally the Pope accepted. The following day, the Pope said to all his officials, "I have some good news and some bad news. 'The good news is, that we have just received a check for 20 million dollars. The bad news is, we lost the Wonder Bread account!'''

Satisfaction · 02-06-2005, 08:29 PM

I hear that Motorola just proposed to buy out Enron today, and they're going to name it...
Moron!

Satisfaction · 02-06-2005, 08:30 PM

What do David Beckham and a Cartier watch have in common?
They both come in a Posh box!

Satisfaction · 02-06-2005, 08:31 PM

What's the difference between a toad and a horny toad?
One goes "Ribbit" and the other goes "Rubbit."

Satisfaction · 02-06-2005, 08:32 PM

Osama bin Laden and one of his followers were riding on a camel when they stopped at a small town. Bin Laden got off the camel and lifted up its tail and looked at the camel's butt. Just then a guy came over and said, "What are you doing?"
Osama replied, "About 2 miles back I heard someone say, 'Hey, look at the two assholes on that camel.'"

Jer · 02-06-2005, 08:32 PM

If you're feeling horny, check out www.cams.com

Satisfaction · 02-06-2005, 08:33 PM

What do you call a guy from West Virginia who has no sisters?

A Virgin.

Jer · 02-06-2005, 08:33 PM

Satisfaction is posting like mad

Satisfaction · 02-06-2005, 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jer

If you're feeling horny, check out www.cams.com

yeh i would take his advice

Satisfaction · 02-06-2005, 08:34 PM

One day a guy and a girl were making out in her parents' bedroom, and it was getting pretty steamy. All of a sudden, the guy takes out his shlong and places it in her hand. She screams and runs downstairs, through the kitchen, through the living room, the bathroom, the dining room, back upstairs, through her bedroom, her bathroom, her sister's bedroom, down the hall and back into her parents' bedroom.
"Listen, pal! I have two words for you -- DROP DEAD!"

"I have two words for you -- LET GO!"

Satisfaction · 02-06-2005, 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jer

Satisfaction is posting like mad

yes i am

i want a mini mac!

Jer · 02-06-2005, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Satisfaction

yes i am

i want a mini mac!

Forget about it. I'll win

Satisfaction · 02-06-2005, 08:36 PM

What has six boobs and five teeth?

The night shift at Waffle House.

Satisfaction · 02-06-2005, 08:37 PM

Yo Mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and the judges said, "Sorry no professonals."

Satisfaction · 02-06-2005, 08:37 PM

noooo but i want to win! lol

Jer · 02-06-2005, 08:38 PM

My dog is making sweet sweet love to a pillow right now

Satisfaction · 02-06-2005, 08:38 PM

George Bush is so dumb he thinks the Joint Chiefs of Staff are a bunch of indians who roll extra fat doobies.

Satisfaction · 02-06-2005, 08:38 PM

Big Busted Women
-can get a taxi on the worst days
-have a neat place to carry spare change
-have always been the center of the arts (art)
-make jogging a spectator sport
-can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub
-have more negotiating power (with men shorter than them)
-usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie
-can always carry a little extra
-always float better
-know where to look first for lost earrings
-rarely lack for a slow dance partner
-have a place to set their glasses when sitting in an armless recliner

Small Busted Women
-don't cause a traffic accident every time they bend over in public
-always look younger
-find that dribbled food makes it to the napkin on their lap
-can always see their toes and shoes
-can sleep on their stomachs
-have no trouble sliding behind the wheel of small cars
-know that people can read the entire message on their t-shirts
-know that everything more than a handful is wasted
-can come late to a theater and not disrupt an entire aisle
-can take an aerobic class without running the risk of knocking themselves out

Satisfaction · 02-06-2005, 08:39 PM

rofl.. get your dog to stop that shit!

Jer · 02-06-2005, 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Satisfaction

noooo but i want to win! lol

God is Brazilian

02-06-2005, 08:13 PM	#1301
Jer God is Brazilian Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Brazil Posts: 10,601	Click: http://webmasters.streamray.com/frontend/default.jsp

02-06-2005, 08:13 PM	#1302
Satisfaction WootWootCash.com Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 10,900	where is hova ? she should be around..

02-06-2005, 08:14 PM	#1303
Satisfaction WootWootCash.com Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 10,900	ahh a nice fresh new page

02-06-2005, 08:14 PM	#1304
Satisfaction WootWootCash.com Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 10,900	neeed to keep on posting people..

02-06-2005, 08:15 PM	#1305
Satisfaction WootWootCash.com Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 10,900	think i need to get some jokes happening in here

02-06-2005, 08:15 PM	#1306
Satisfaction WootWootCash.com Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 10,900	yeh that should do the trick..

02-06-2005, 08:17 PM	#1307
Satisfaction WootWootCash.com Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 10,900	liven up this thread a bit..

02-06-2005, 08:17 PM	#1308
Jer God is Brazilian Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Brazil Posts: 10,601	I'm still watching the carnival

02-06-2005, 08:17 PM	#1309
Satisfaction WootWootCash.com Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 10,900	well here are some for the road..

02-06-2005, 08:18 PM	#1310
Jer God is Brazilian Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Brazil Posts: 10,601	I'm running ad-aware

02-06-2005, 08:19 PM	#1311
Satisfaction WootWootCash.com Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 10,900	You're like school in the summertime: no class

02-06-2005, 08:20 PM	#1312
Jer God is Brazilian Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Brazil Posts: 10,601	No crap found. Good.

02-06-2005, 08:20 PM	#1313
Satisfaction WootWootCash.com Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 10,900	How are men like lightbulbs? You have to screw both of them to get a response!

02-06-2005, 08:21 PM	#1314
Satisfaction WootWootCash.com Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 10,900	Yo mama's so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade!

02-06-2005, 08:21 PM	#1315
Satisfaction WootWootCash.com Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 10,900	yeh got to hate it when there is all this shit on your pc

02-06-2005, 08:22 PM	#1316
Satisfaction WootWootCash.com Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 10,900	worst thing about computers i think

02-06-2005, 08:22 PM	#1317
Jer God is Brazilian Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Brazil Posts: 10,601	How does CAMS.COM pay $70 PPS? http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=428049

02-06-2005, 08:22 PM	#1318
Satisfaction WootWootCash.com Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 10,900	anyways back to some of my jokes..

02-06-2005, 08:23 PM	#1320
Jer God is Brazilian Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Brazil Posts: 10,601	Yeah, I had to format my new computer 1 day after I installed Windows XP. I got a huge spyware and couldn't remove it.

02-06-2005, 08:24 PM	#1321
Satisfaction WootWootCash.com Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 10,900	What's the difference between a bucket of crap and a mother-in-law? The bucket!

02-06-2005, 08:24 PM	#1322
Satisfaction WootWootCash.com Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 10,900	yeh gay shit ay..

02-06-2005, 08:24 PM	#1323
Satisfaction WootWootCash.com Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 10,900	Yo' mama so poor, when she went to take a bath, the roaches said "Wait your turn!"

02-06-2005, 08:25 PM	#1324
Satisfaction WootWootCash.com Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 10,900	A little boy gets on a bus and sits behind the busdriver. As they're driving along, he sings, "If my daddy was a bull and my mommy was a cow, then I'd be a little bull." Annoyed, the busdriver tells the little boy to sit down, but the little boy continues, "If my daddy was a stag and my mommy was a deer, I'd be a little stag." The busdriver, tells the boy to shut up, but the little boy keeps singing, "If my daddy..." The busdriver suddently turns around and asks, "What if your daddy was gay and your mommy was a hooker?" The little boy then begins singing, "If my daddy was gay and my mommy was a hooker, then I'd be a busdriver."

02-06-2005, 08:25 PM	#1325
Satisfaction WootWootCash.com Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 10,900	Yo' mama so stupid, she got scared when she was on the escalator and the power went out!

02-06-2005, 08:26 PM	#1326
Jer God is Brazilian Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Brazil Posts: 10,601	5200 Hosted Galleries that convert mad crazy See sig

02-06-2005, 08:26 PM	#1327
Satisfaction WootWootCash.com Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 10,900	You're so short, you could play racquetball on the curb.

02-06-2005, 08:27 PM	#1328
Satisfaction WootWootCash.com Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 10,900	already have..

02-06-2005, 08:27 PM	#1329
Satisfaction WootWootCash.com Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 10,900	What is the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield? It's ass.

02-06-2005, 08:28 PM	#1330
Jer God is Brazilian Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Brazil Posts: 10,601	SpongeBob rocks

02-06-2005, 08:28 PM	#1331
Satisfaction WootWootCash.com Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 10,900	A salesman from KFC walked up to the Pope and offers him a million dollars if he would change "The Lord's Prayer" from "give us this day our daily bread" to "give us this day our daily chicken." The Pope refused his offer. Two weeks later, the man offered the pope 10 million dollars to change it from "give us this day our daily bread" to "give us this day our daily chicken" and again the Pope refused the man's generous offer. Another week later, the man offered the Pope 20 million dollars and finally the Pope accepted. The following day, the Pope said to all his officials, "I have some good news and some bad news. 'The good news is, that we have just received a check for 20 million dollars. The bad news is, we lost the Wonder Bread account!'''