"Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies."
Adrienne Gusoff.

"The stupid person's idea of a clever person."
Elizabeth Bowen on Aldous Huxley

yo dude you are everywhere!

Post more jokes man!

I want this one too

"She was good at being inarticulately abstracted for the same reason that midgets are good at being short."
Clive James also talking about Marilyn Monroe

"I believe that Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was - an Arctic region covered with ice."
Steve Martin

and he is back, but you still didn't change your banner

"I couldn't stand Janis Joplin's voice. . .She was just a screaming little loudmouthed chick."
Arthur Lee on Janis Joplin

dude, where are the jokes?

"If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough."
Mario Andretti.

"I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out."
Rodney Dangerfield.

"Someone threw a petrol bomb at Alex Higgins once and he drank it!"
Frank Carson.

born4porn has found a new thread :pimp

so how do you like my new sig? :D

no I am still here! :D

"Nobody has ever bet enough on a winning horse."
Richard Sasuly.

"Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss."
Jim Murray.

Nice banner dude!

nice to see this thread is moving along nicely

so what has happened since i have been gone?

well im off to bed i'll catch you all in the morning

everything has been going nicely

you didn't go to bed, you are in the PC contest :pimp

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Well no one is whoring this thread at the moment.

Ok now I am whoring it to keep it at the top. Where the hell is everyone else?

Very cool promo...

hello sexy, I'm always near

This thread seriously needs some of me in it

Oh hell hova made his way back here as well :1orglaugh

The sexy hova feels the need to be all over this board

I am like the god of sex appeal, you guys should praise me

people ask me why I am so sexy? I always bitchslap them, because I hate stupid questions

Some of the less sexy people are allowed to post here now too

Today I went out to buy some cologne, then some girl asked me if she was allowed to walk next to me so she could act like we were a couple.........she too got bitchslapped

I am triple posting mosts of my wise words all over this board, I do this all to make you more sexy

Everybody loves Hova, and that is how it's supposed to be

hello, is there anybody out there that needs a lesson in being sexy?

El papi grande Hova is out to get some sexy food, will be back soon with some sexy advice

I see 3 browser windows open. A bottle of whiskey and a dim lit room.

I was allmost gone, but I checked to see if you would be ok without me. Obviously you are not, you shouldnt sit in dim lit rooms when you are being sexy, that is not good for your skin. Allso you should try to not drinnk to much whiskey, the smell of whiskey is not sexy either. thank you

lol nice stuff

hey FM did elli get in touch with you? if not, hit me up on icq today

I'm gone for a sec, and the sex appeal drops to extreme depths

10 pages of pure love :pimp

lol yeah ..

Lets show Lars some love!

Purple Haze