Why Can't Women Park A Fucking Car ??? - GoFuckYourself.com

Scott McD · 02-01-2005, 10:01 AM

Just back from the supermarket and this bitch held up a line of cars because she couldn't work out for herself that you can't drive a car into a space at an angle which makes it impossible.

My gf can't park for shit either

Manowar · 02-01-2005, 10:04 AM

Not all women are bad drivers, but i've seen some terrible ones.

Driving past a school one day, woman in a 3 series decides it would be easier to drop her kid off so the kid doesnt have to cross the road into school, so she fucking drives ACROSS the middle of a busy road and parks on the wrong side, facing the wrong way.

Scott McD · 02-01-2005, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Manowar

Driving past a school one day, woman in a 3 series decides it would be easier to drop her kid off so the kid doesnt have to cross the road into school, so she fucking drives ACROSS the middle of a busy road and parks on the wrong side, facing the wrong way.

I'd take the bitches licence off her...

thefool · 02-01-2005, 10:09 AM

Its statistically proven, that if you are WAITING to take someone elses spot, they will take longer getting into their car, turning it on, and backing up, if someone is waiting for that spot. Don't know why, maybe its some sort of seperation anxiety over their spot. Its not only woman who can't park, I've seen my fair share of men, who drive like shit. I was at the mall the other day, and took the Explorer, pull into a spot, theres plenty of room on either side of my vehicle, I'm well within the yellow lines. I run and pick up a few things, come out, and this crackhead is standing there, getting out of his car that he parked SO CLOSE and cocked sideways, that I can hardly fit between his car and mine. SO my ass is sliding along the side of my car, getting all dirty, and then I can barely get the door open more than 5" have to try to STUFF my bags in, then climb up in. I turned it on, went to back up, and the moron is standing behind my truck on his cell phone. So I blew the horn & started to back up, which I had to do 3 times, had to pull forward, go back a lil, then forward, and keep turning the wheel, so that I could back out without clipping off his ass end, since he had parked it 1/3 into my spot. I yelled out the window at him to learn how to park, he flipped me off and I yelled back "go fuck yourself asshole!" It made me feel better

maddox · 02-01-2005, 10:18 AM

not every women is like that, my gf for example is pretty confident driver, I feel quite save while she is driving my m3 at 200kmph

LeeNoga · 02-01-2005, 11:10 AM

LOL.

Funny you should mention this. Driving is not a problem with me but I have the "yips" when it comes to parking my truck in tight spots or parallel parking, so I avoid both.

Never was this way until I gotr the truck [Silverado] to pull my boat. Could be the intimidation it is bigger than I am!

xlogger · 02-01-2005, 11:11 AM

ownage!

brizzad · 02-01-2005, 11:13 AM

everytime we go somewhere, on the rare times my gf is driving, she stops the car and switches seats so i can do the parking.. i found a good one that doesnt try to do it herself

beemk · 02-01-2005, 11:14 AM

i hate when people wait for close spots. like its really that bad to walk an extra 30 seconds.

hydro · 02-01-2005, 11:16 AM

my girlfriend can't park either, she parks at the back of the lot where there are no other cars instead.

sweetME · 02-01-2005, 11:16 AM

And all men are perfect drivers? Yea, right

Paco, of Large Cash. · 02-01-2005, 11:29 AM

5th Gear did a show 'Females drivers vs. Male drivers' and the females did do better than males on parking (men tended to do more damage and the quickest parktime was set by a female).

Males excelled in many other areas, such as direction or map reading.

Ross · 02-01-2005, 11:33 AM

Being totally honest with you..... My girlfriend is a good driver. But I don't know many more women who can drive very well!

rowan · 02-01-2005, 11:39 AM

My wife has only been driving for about 3 years, she's pretty good at parking. Once we moved into a place with a garage she had to get used to reverse parking - the curved driveway is on a slope, which means you can't see it if you're going out backwards. She grumbled about it at first but now she does it like a pro! (-fessional, that is)

I'm more worried about what happens when I get her a new car in a few months. Her current one is tiny, she'll have to get used to maneuvering a larger car.

dcortez · 02-01-2005, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

Why Can't Women Park A Fucking Car ???

Not sure, but I DO know they can fuck in a parked car.

-Dino

pornguy · 02-01-2005, 01:35 PM

What bothers me the most is anyone. Woman or man, Trying to drive a large SUV and park it in a small space, or between two cars, that are not praked right themselves. Just walk the extra 50 fucking feet.

LA Mike · 02-01-2005, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

Just back from the supermarket and this bitch held up a line of cars because she couldn't work out for herself that you can't drive a car into a space at an angle which makes it impossible.

My gf can't park for shit either

hahahahaa, thats fucking halarious but true

AdultNex · 02-01-2005, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Paco, of Large Cash.

5th Gear did a show 'Females drivers vs. Male drivers' and the females did do better than males on parking (men tended to do more damage and the quickest parktime was set by a female).

Males excelled in many other areas, such as direction or map reading.

I'm sure women park better, because they actually take the time to go into reverse 50 times before being in the spot.

I almost got into a wreck at an intersection today due to yet another bitch with a cell phone in an SUV.

Women can't drive, period. Women with cell phones is a disaster waiting to happen.

Big Red Machine · 02-01-2005, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by maddox

not every women is like that, my gf for example is pretty confident driver, I feel quite save while she is driving my m3 at 200kmph

Letting a girl drive you that fast sounds like a Death Wish or a Rollercoaster ride haven't decided LOL

IwantU Bryan · 02-01-2005, 01:59 PM

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02-01-2005, 10:01 AM	#1
Scott McD Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Glasgow, Scotland Posts: 67,795	Why Can't Women Park A Fucking Car ??? Just back from the supermarket and this bitch held up a line of cars because she couldn't work out for herself that you can't drive a car into a space at an angle which makes it impossible. My gf can't park for shit either __________________ I Buy My High Quality Traffic Here, You Should Too!

02-01-2005, 10:09 AM	#4
thefool Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: ICQ 341530034 Posts: 1,593	Its statistically proven, that if you are WAITING to take someone elses spot, they will take longer getting into their car, turning it on, and backing up, if someone is waiting for that spot. Don't know why, maybe its some sort of seperation anxiety over their spot. Its not only woman who can't park, I've seen my fair share of men, who drive like shit. I was at the mall the other day, and took the Explorer, pull into a spot, theres plenty of room on either side of my vehicle, I'm well within the yellow lines. I run and pick up a few things, come out, and this crackhead is standing there, getting out of his car that he parked SO CLOSE and cocked sideways, that I can hardly fit between his car and mine. SO my ass is sliding along the side of my car, getting all dirty, and then I can barely get the door open more than 5" have to try to STUFF my bags in, then climb up in. I turned it on, went to back up, and the moron is standing behind my truck on his cell phone. So I blew the horn & started to back up, which I had to do 3 times, had to pull forward, go back a lil, then forward, and keep turning the wheel, so that I could back out without clipping off his ass end, since he had parked it 1/3 into my spot. I yelled out the window at him to learn how to park, he flipped me off and I yelled back "go fuck yourself asshole!" It made me feel better __________________ NF pays $50 for each new join!

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Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528	Not all women are bad drivers, but i've seen some terrible ones. Driving past a school one day, woman in a 3 series decides it would be easier to drop her kid off so the kid doesnt have to cross the road into school, so she fucking drives ACROSS the middle of a busy road and parks on the wrong side, facing the wrong way.

02-01-2005, 10:18 AM	#5
maddox Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Vienna, Austria Posts: 648	not every women is like that, my gf for example is pretty confident driver, I feel quite save while she is driving my m3 at 200kmph

02-01-2005, 11:10 AM	#6
LeeNoga Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Egg & Sperm Mutation Posts: 3,043	LOL. Funny you should mention this. Driving is not a problem with me but I have the "yips" when it comes to parking my truck in tight spots or parallel parking, so I avoid both. Never was this way until I gotr the truck [Silverado] to pull my boat. Could be the intimidation it is bigger than I am!

02-01-2005, 11:13 AM	#8
brizzad holla Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: KFC Posts: 11,769	everytime we go somewhere, on the rare times my gf is driving, she stops the car and switches seats so i can do the parking.. i found a good one that doesnt try to do it herself

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hydro Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Dirty 3rd Posts: 4,216	my girlfriend can't park either, she parks at the back of the lot where there are no other cars instead.

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Paco, of Large Cash. Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: --> . <-- Posts: 2,267	5th Gear did a show 'Females drivers vs. Male drivers' and the females did do better than males on parking (men tended to do more damage and the quickest parktime was set by a female). Males excelled in many other areas, such as direction or map reading. Last edited by Paco, of Large Cash.; 02-01-2005 at 11:31 AM..

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Ross Ik ben een aap Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Traffic Force Towers, Canada! Posts: 18,874	Being totally honest with you..... My girlfriend is a good driver. But I don't know many more women who can drive very well!

02-01-2005, 11:39 AM	#14
rowan Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 17,393	My wife has only been driving for about 3 years, she's pretty good at parking. Once we moved into a place with a garage she had to get used to reverse parking - the curved driveway is on a slope, which means you can't see it if you're going out backwards. She grumbled about it at first but now she does it like a pro! (-fessional, that is) I'm more worried about what happens when I get her a new car in a few months. Her current one is tiny, she'll have to get used to maneuvering a larger car.

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