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Dagwolf 02-01-2005 03:35 AM
I met my wife online. She had me thinking she had an ass the size of Rhode Island... Turned out to be so fucking awesome. :)

KaliC 02-01-2005 03:40 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by chaze
http://charlesyarbrough.com/i/lier.jpg

See what i mean.

She was 250 plus :mad:
First thing I notice is her forhead is fat...dead give away. Next her room is a mess. obviously a pig. You got to pay attention to the details.

Oh ya How much does that stripper weigh?

Danny Dukes 02-01-2005 04:03 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KaliC
First thing I notice is her forhead is fat...dead give away. Next her room is a mess. obviously a pig. You got to pay attention to the details.

Oh ya How much does that stripper weigh?
That is the funniest thing I have heard in a while "her forehead is fat"! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh Thanks for the late night laugh :thumbsup

Rui 02-01-2005 04:39 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by thefool
I've met my fair share of guys online, I NEVER EVER EVER EVER meet them IN PUBLIC for a first date. Its always better to meet them at their place, don't let them know where you are... anyway, you meet there, if they arent what they said, you don't have to be seen with them in public. OMG here's why... about 3 yrs ago this guy wanted to meet, told me he was 6'2" and 230 and that he played hockey and was a goalie. Ok, so tells me he will be in a dark shirt & pants. I go to the club, this cute guy in dark pants & shirt is looking at me (i sent the loser a pic, he never sent me one, so i know HE knows what I look like) so I'm guessing its him. I walk up, say hi, ask him if his name is Jason, he says no, I was disappointed. SO standing by the door with my sister, this 400+ lb guy comes in, and she says "I bet thats him" ... eventually he makes eye contact enough I feel bad, and I walk up and introduce myself, its him. I ditched him at the bar and went off with 7 guys from a bachelor party in a limo. lol Ok bad story #2 ... a few months ago this guy wants to hang out. I'm bored, In the city with nothing to do, so I said, sure I have to do some birthday shopping for my nephew, you can join me. He meets me in front of the mall, and he literally was twice the size of his pics. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE stocky, bigger guys, this guy was a lil too big in the pic for starters, but hey, what the hell, he seems nice, IN PERSON he's like 400 lbs! And he shows up with a sandwich bag of brownies he made that he pulls from between the seats, NO THANKS! So creapy guy is trying to hold my hand, and getting all jealous and it was just bad, so no longer do I meet men in public. It also helps to avoid introducing them to your friends when they meet them and your friends saying "so what happened to ****" oh he was last week! lol

Let me see if I got it: you prefer to have your first blind-date with people you don't know on a hidden private place... :1orglaugh

Seems like you are more worried about what other people may think rather than your own health and security...

pornJester 02-01-2005 05:27 AM
I would have been piiiiiisssssed. I would have told her scamming ass to get to stepp'n. That's not mean, she lied to you, she deserves it. But then again I don't meet chicks online. :banana

nico-t 02-01-2005 05:31 AM
what you experienced with that fat bitch aint an exception: fat bitches are like that. They act like its "only a joke" but they damn well know that wehn they dont lie in the first place they never get a guy.
I got a friend who had the same thing: this bitch on internet telling him she was slim and shit, but he didnt have a pic. Anyway he hooked up with her and i was there also, so the bitch also bring her friend with her too.
And no surprise: The bitch calling her self 'slim' was a fat bitch.

strobi 02-01-2005 06:52 AM
Wonder why 95% of internet daters are fat? :) Don't want a whale -> don't internet date.

sickkittens 02-01-2005 06:53 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KaliC
First thing I notice is her forhead is fat...dead give away. Next her room is a mess. obviously a pig. You got to pay attention to the details.

Oh ya How much does that stripper weigh?
Her forehead is fat? Now I've heard it all. :helpme

beemk 02-01-2005 07:01 AM
couldnt you tell from the brightness of the pic and the fact that its a headshot? the brightness of the pic is a dead giveaway that shes hiding her real looks.

robfantasy 02-01-2005 07:23 AM
Never trust a head shot, or a pic with just a girls eyes

TurboAngel 02-01-2005 07:25 AM
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

HorseShit 02-01-2005 07:27 AM
you should have kept feeding her at disneyland and then towards the end of the day KICK HER RIGHT IN THE STOMACH and get the fuck out!

KaliC 02-01-2005 01:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by chaze
Well just the one above, where she looks thin:

http://charlesyarbrough.com/i/lier.jpg

I sent here this one:

http://charlesyarbrough.com/i/me.jpg

I'm 210 BTW

She was about 300 pounds, no exageration.

Awsome news though, I just got back from the strip club and got a date tommarrow with a hottie around noon!!!! :thumbsup :thumbsup stoked.
I saw this stripper...I think he likes him big.

evelknievel 02-01-2005 02:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by OneHungLo
did you at least get a blow job from her??

:thumbsup :thumbsup

chaze 02-01-2005 04:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KaliC
I saw this stripper...I think he likes him big.
Fuck you bitch

Your just jealous cuz your chic looks like horse :1orglaugh

Oh an BTW :321GFY

nico-t 02-01-2005 04:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sickkittens
Her forehead is fat? Now I've heard it all. :helpme
:1orglaugh

warlock5 02-01-2005 04:47 PM
My friend has a virtual stalker on Hot or Not that sends him her picture every day. From the picture she is obviously fat, ugly, and balding. Very scary.

KaliC 02-01-2005 04:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by chaze
Fuck you bitch

Your just jealous cuz your chic looks like horse :1orglaugh

Oh an BTW :321GFY

I was at this strip club last night and chaze hooked it up with the most annoying overwieght stripper I have seen in a while. Get this the psycho already called him 4 times. It hasent been 24 hours yet. Just what every man needs...a fat annoying psycho stripper stalker. :throwup

chaze 02-01-2005 07:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KaliC
I was at this strip club last night and chaze hooked it up with the most annoying overwieght stripper I have seen in a while. Get this the psycho already called him 4 times. It hasent been 24 hours yet. Just what every man needs...a fat annoying psycho stripper stalker. :throwup

WTF you are so jealus Kali, anyways how long since your chic has called you?

axelcat 02-01-2005 08:02 PM
I feel for you man

KaliC 02-01-2005 10:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by chaze
WTF you are so jealus Kali, anyways how long since your chic has called you?
What bitch your pissed cuz i am banging some tight 19 year old ass . Your stuck w/ the overwieght stripper with 2 kids. You have to take her out at 10 am because she has to pick up the kids by 2. Your fuckking pathetic. oh ya BTW :action-sm

SleazeQueen 02-02-2005 02:00 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Holly
Am I the only one thinking that I'd rather drink bleach than go on a first date to Disneyland, no matter how hot the other person was???
My first date with my husband was at Disneyland. And we met over the internet (well, compuserve) and that was 10 years ago this May. :)

I'd suggest the original poster give her another chance to expand your mind on the body issues you seem to have.


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