Today my GF wanted to have sex and I couldn't keep my erection

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  • Paraskass
    Confirmed User
    • May 2002
    • 5829

    #1

    Today my GF wanted to have sex and I couldn't keep my erection

    WTF

    this has happenned to me once before, out of all the times I've had sex.

    I had an erection and lost it.


    Oh well, guess it will come back next time.
    The worse part about loosing an erection is thinking "oh shit, gotta get it back". Then you start thinking more about getting it back and you get stressed out and when you're stressed out, say goodbye to mister wood.



    on another note. Does this mean I am gay?
  • Juicy D. Links
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992

    #2
    www.cialis.com

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    • enter »
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2004
      • 2362

      #3
      Originally posted by Paraskass

      on another note. Does this mean I am gay?
      No, it means your girlfriend is ugly.


      Sorry, I just saw the window. I'm sure she's hot for a webmasters gf.
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      • fünkmaster
        So Fucking Banned
        • Nov 2004
        • 791

        #4
        ...now tell me ... how fucking hard is it to keep a 2" penis up, for christ sake.

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        • Der Schleicher
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          • Jan 2005
          • 1189

          #5
          No you are not gay. you need some Ginseng and Korean bugs. The natural way.
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          • reynold
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Oct 2002
            • 51271

            #6
            Originally posted by Paraskass
            WTF

            this has happenned to me once before, out of all the times I've had sex.

            I had an erection and lost it.


            Oh well, guess it will come back next time.
            The worse part about loosing an erection is thinking "oh shit, gotta get it back". Then you start thinking more about getting it back and you get stressed out and when you're stressed out, say goodbye to mister wood.



            on another note. Does this mean I am gay?

            No, you're not gay. Shit like his happens.

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            • pornRefinery
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2005
              • 384

              #7
              GFY trauma

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              • Spunky
                I need a beer
                • Jun 2002
                • 133986

                #8
                Insert pic

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                • jukeboxfrank
                  Confirmed User
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 1207

                  #9
                  maybe you should not jerk off 20 times a day now that you are getting older


                  ICQ= 231-182-592

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                  • WebTitan
                    Confirmed User
                    • Mar 2003
                    • 5114

                    #10
                    life is over when you can't keep wood...

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                    • sicone
                      Retired
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 18453

                      #11
                      When you were doing your thing, were you thinking about the task at hand or were you concetrating on the internet.

                      Got to get your priorities straight man

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                      • Damian_Maxcash
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Oct 2002
                        • 12745

                        #12
                        Im not sure whats funnier

                        U had a GF?

                        U had sex?

                        U had an erection?

                        JK.... It means your gay....

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                        • Paraskass
                          Confirmed User
                          • May 2002
                          • 5829

                          #13
                          Originally posted by jukeboxfrank
                          maybe you should not jerk off 20 times a day now that you are getting older
                          I jerked off 2 times in 20 minutes before I went to bed last night...
                          that could explain it. Although I was hard for a long time while we we're messing around.

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                          • Ifuckedyourmom
                            Registered User
                            • Jan 2005
                            • 21

                            #14
                            ahahaha couldnt keep a boner , what a loser,

                            wow dude, your not gay , Ur like Superduper faqqot bro , i mean com on now , lose a boner ? nahhhh only faqqots

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                            • xclusive
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Apr 2004
                              • 35218

                              #15
                              dude you love the cock it's ok

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                              • abadfish
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jul 2003
                                • 1482

                                #16
                                I wouldn't worry about it unless it happens often... but I wouldn't post that shit here either
                                Reanna Mae

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                                • Ironhorse
                                  Pixel Pusher
                                  • Nov 2002
                                  • 7094

                                  #17
                                  Stop jerking off so much and start jogging everyday, your problem will dissappear..
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                                  • MetaMan
                                    I AM WEB 2.0
                                    • Jan 2003
                                    • 28682

                                    #18
                                    i walk around in salute all day, i also eat at least 20 tomatoes daily.

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                                    • yuvalus
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                                      • Oct 2003
                                      • 1906

                                      #19
                                      what a great thread.. lol
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                                      • DWB
                                        Registered User
                                        • Jul 2003
                                        • 31779

                                        #20
                                        Welcome to your 30s man... lol

                                        Enter pharmaceuticals for a longer, harder erection.

                                        Better living through chemistry. :-)

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                                        • hova
                                          Traffillionaire
                                          • Jan 2002
                                          • 22430

                                          #21
                                          It's the beginning of the end
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                                          • flashfire
                                            ICQ 1 6 7 8 5 3 4 9 2
                                            • Feb 2003
                                            • 13098

                                            #22
                                            get your girlfriend a nice dildo for her birthday

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                                            • Sarah_Jayne
                                              Now with more Jayne
                                              • Dec 2002
                                              • 40077

                                              #23
                                              it happens....did you do the 'its not you' line?

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                                              • LeWeekend
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                                                • Jul 2004
                                                • 288

                                                #24
                                                viagra is still the king..

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                                                • webcrawler
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                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                  • 2692

                                                  #25
                                                  Go get some rest, then start all over again.

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                                                  • ocho-ocho
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Apr 2004
                                                    • 1769

                                                    #26
                                                    ohh that really sucks, ass in!
                                                    for sure the GURL got pissed, aiyt?

                                                    btw..what causes the sudden loss of erection? im curious...
                                                    let me hear it from, u guys
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                                                    • DraX
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                      • 7147

                                                      #27
                                                      Reasons for loosing wood during sex:

                                                      * you start to think about how many this chick really have had sex with, 10,20,50,100+ ??

                                                      * During sex you suddenly starts to sniff on her pussy and discovers that she's got a really ugly smell and you cant get rid of it whatever "HOT" things you try to think about

                                                      * You are banging her as usual when you hear a little, "pffft" but you dont think much about it though 3 seconds after a fart smell are reaching your nose and trying to enter, this is when you say something like ohhh i ordered a pizza like 30 minutes ago gotta go.

                                                      Reasons where i lost wood or plain not wanted to stay anymore, own experience
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                                                      • Violetta
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                                                        • Jul 2004
                                                        • 28735

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Ifuckedyourmom
                                                        ahahaha couldnt keep a boner , what a loser,

                                                        wow dude, your not gay , Ur like Superduper faqqot bro , i mean com on now , lose a boner ? nahhhh only faqqots
                                                        You are retarded!
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                                                        • DraX
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                          • 7147

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Ifuckedyourmom
                                                          ahahaha couldnt keep a boner , what a loser,

                                                          wow dude, your not gay , Ur like Superduper faqqot bro , i mean com on now , lose a boner ? nahhhh only faqqots
                                                          Ohh sorry i didnt get your age ?
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                                                          • beemk
                                                            CLICK HERE
                                                            • Jan 2002
                                                            • 20829

                                                            #30
                                                            if you want ill send you my picture so it doesnt happen again
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                                                            • The Bootyologist
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Jun 2004
                                                              • 2912

                                                              #31
                                                              no, this happens to everyone atleast once

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                                                              • Sosa
                                                                In Tushy Land
                                                                • Oct 2002
                                                                • 40149

                                                                #32
                                                                ahh poor guy. only has happened to me when going for the 2nd or 3rd time right after getting done the first time.

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                                                                • Trax
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                                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                                  • 14486

                                                                  #33
                                                                  lol
                                                                  what a great thread

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                                                                  • FrankWhite
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                                                                    • Nov 2002
                                                                    • 3540

                                                                    #34

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                                                                    • Baby Pink
                                                                      Registered User
                                                                      • Jan 2005
                                                                      • 35

                                                                      #35
                                                                      I don't think that is the problem at all. Shit happens
                                                                      Are you ready to open it?

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                                                                      • Goose
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Mar 2004
                                                                        • 5725

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Doomed
                                                                        word up! Gives you a errection lasting for 2 days
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