Man Drinks 60 Beer To Pee Himself Out Of An Avalanche - GoFuckYourself.com

Bansheelinks · 01-29-2005, 05:31 PM

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1261997.html?menu

Man peed way out of avalanche

A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it.

Rescue teams found Richard Kral drunk and staggering along a mountain path four days after his Audi car was buried in the Slovak Tatra mountains.

He told them that after the avalanche, he had opened his car window and tried to dig his way out.

But as he dug with his hands, he realised the snow would fill his car before he managed to break through.

He had 60 half-litre bottles of beer in his car as he was going on holiday, and after cracking one open to think about the problem he realised he could urinate on the snow to melt it, local media reported.

He said: "I was scooping the snow from above me and packing it down below the window, and then I peed on it to melt it. It was hard and now my kidneys and liver hurt. But I'm glad the beer I took on holiday turned out to be useful and I managed to get out of there."

Parts of Europe have this week been hit by the heaviest snowfalls since 1941, with some places registering more than ten feet of snow in 24 hours.

8 Characters · 01-29-2005, 05:36 PM

Good thinking. I expected he'd just eat the snow to produce urine... Oh well beer must've been more fun.

Bansheelinks · 01-29-2005, 05:37 PM

DON?T EAT THE YELLOW SNOW

Dreamed I was an eskimo
Frozen wind began to blow
Under my boots and around my toes
The frost that bit the ground below
It was a hundred degrees below zero...

And my mama cried
And my mama cried
Nanook, a-no-no
Nanook, a-no-no
Don?t be a naughty eskimo
Save your money, don?t go to the show

Well I turned around and I said oh, oh oh
Well I turned around and I said oh, oh oh
Well I turned around and I said ho, ho
And the northern lights commenced to glow
And she said, with a tear in her eye
Watch out where the huskies go, and don?t you eat that yellow snow
Watch out where the huskies go, and don?t you eat that yellow snow

freeadultcontent · 01-29-2005, 05:39 PM

hmm to bad nobody informed him cold liquid melts ice faster than hot liquid. He could of saved himself a lot of time and liver issues if he just would of poured the beer on the ice.

MBS Auto · 01-29-2005, 05:43 PM

Funny ......

WarChild · 01-29-2005, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by freeadultcontent

hmm to bad nobody informed him cold liquid melts ice faster than hot liquid. He could of saved himself a lot of time and liver issues if he just would of poured the beer on the ice.

So if I have a cold glass of water and a boiling glass of water, an ice cube dropped in the cold water will melt faster? Cold liquid will not melt ice faster than hot liquid, try it yourself.

freeadultcontent · 01-29-2005, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

So if I have a cold glass of water and a boiling glass of water, an ice cube dropped in the cold water will melt faster? Cold liquid will not melt ice faster than hot liquid, try it yourself.

Sorry, meant to say cold running water.

Yes you can try it if you like, put a good sized chunk of ice in the sink, run cold water over it and time it, then try same with hot water.

01-29-2005, 06:01 PM

hehe, cool

DEA - banned for life · 01-29-2005, 06:03 PM

lol 60 beers and hes still alive? LMAO

latinasojourn · 01-29-2005, 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by freeadultcontent

Sorry, meant to say cold running water.

Yes you can try it if you like, put a good sized chunk of ice in the sink, run cold water over it and time it, then try same with hot water.

hmmm.

explain the physics of this pls. doesn't sound right.

triumph · 01-29-2005, 07:05 PM

how nice, he had that many beers available.

Rosie · 01-29-2005, 07:07 PM

That's the best excuse I've ever heard to tell the wife why you've come home drunk again

BlogTexter · 01-29-2005, 07:09 PM

Guess he did what he had to do! I hope if I'm ever in that situation I've got 3-4 CASES of beer just lying around.

freeadultcontent · 01-29-2005, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by latinasojourn

hmmm.

explain the physics of this pls. doesn't sound right.

Fuck I can not explain the physics of it, I am not that educated. Something to do with heat transfer and pulling it away.
Hell I am pretty sure a putting the same large block of ice in a 400 degree oven would still melt slower than cold running water.

Just_Dave · 01-29-2005, 07:18 PM

thats a interesting story

01-29-2005, 05:31 PM	#1
Bansheelinks Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 6,023	Man Drinks 60 Beer To Pee Himself Out Of An Avalanche http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1261997.html?menu Man peed way out of avalanche A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it. Rescue teams found Richard Kral drunk and staggering along a mountain path four days after his Audi car was buried in the Slovak Tatra mountains. He told them that after the avalanche, he had opened his car window and tried to dig his way out. But as he dug with his hands, he realised the snow would fill his car before he managed to break through. He had 60 half-litre bottles of beer in his car as he was going on holiday, and after cracking one open to think about the problem he realised he could urinate on the snow to melt it, local media reported. He said: "I was scooping the snow from above me and packing it down below the window, and then I peed on it to melt it. It was hard and now my kidneys and liver hurt. But I'm glad the beer I took on holiday turned out to be useful and I managed to get out of there." Parts of Europe have this week been hit by the heaviest snowfalls since 1941, with some places registering more than ten feet of snow in 24 hours.

01-29-2005, 05:37 PM	#3
Bansheelinks Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 6,023	Don?t Eat The Yellow Snow DON?T EAT THE YELLOW SNOW Dreamed I was an eskimo Frozen wind began to blow Under my boots and around my toes The frost that bit the ground below It was a hundred degrees below zero... And my mama cried And my mama cried Nanook, a-no-no Nanook, a-no-no Don?t be a naughty eskimo Save your money, don?t go to the show Well I turned around and I said oh, oh oh Well I turned around and I said oh, oh oh Well I turned around and I said ho, ho And the northern lights commenced to glow And she said, with a tear in her eye Watch out where the huskies go, and don?t you eat that yellow snow Watch out where the huskies go, and don?t you eat that yellow snow

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8 Characters So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: This month's character: Dirty Franck Posts: 2,336	Good thinking. I expected he'd just eat the snow to produce urine... Oh well beer must've been more fun.

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