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Old 01-29-2005, 03:02 AM   #1
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It's hard being such a good looking metrosexual...
you spend alot of money for clothes
you have to make time to go shopping quite often
you have all these girls chasing after you, don't know which one to choose
or sometimes, 1 girl you fool around with ends up being the friend of another...
sometimes you run out of hair gel
sometimes your hair gets messed up when you are out
sometimes you don't have gum to make sure your breath smells extra good
you can't wear the same shirt more than 1X a week, or people will see and rumors will start
you need endless pairs of shoes to go with the color coordinations of the specific outfits

sometimes I wonder why I chose this life...
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Old 01-29-2005, 03:05 AM   #2
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you spend alot of money for clothes
you have to make time to go shopping quite often
you have all these girls chasing after you, don't know which one to choose
or sometimes, 1 girl you fool around with ends up being the friend of another...
sometimes you run out of hair gel
sometimes your hair gets messed up when you are out
sometimes you don't have gum to make sure your breath smells extra good
you can't wear the same shirt more than 1X a week, or people will see and rumors will start
you need endless pairs of shoes to go with the color coordinations of the specific outfits

sometimes I wonder why I chose this life...
and do you have your Axe spray just in case?
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Old 01-29-2005, 03:11 AM   #3
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It'll be 18 months next week since I last bought new clothing.
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Old 01-29-2005, 03:19 AM   #4
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and do you have your Axe spray just in case?
nay, but I do have many colognes and deodorants to choose from ;)

here is my list of colognes

Jean Paul Gauthier
Ocean Pacific Blend
Eternity for Men
Acqua Di Gio
Issey Miyake
Givenchi Pi
Diesel Milk
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Old 01-29-2005, 03:24 AM   #5
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you are just trying to make it easier on yourself when you finally come out of the closet, right?
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Old 01-29-2005, 03:31 AM   #6
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nay, but I do have many colognes and deodorants to choose from ;)

here is my list of colognes

Jean Paul Gauthier
Ocean Pacific Blend
Eternity for Men
Acqua Di Gio
Issey Miyake
Givenchi Pi
Diesel Milk
You dare call yourself a metrosexual? I have twice the amount of colognes, and I'm as far away from metro as one can possibly get.


I have but one rule. I can be ugly, dumb, fat and poor.. but I better smell nice.
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Old 01-29-2005, 03:41 AM   #7
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is juicy metro or just gay all the way?
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Old 01-29-2005, 03:45 AM   #8
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lol gotta love this board
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Old 01-29-2005, 04:00 AM   #9
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You dare call yourself a metrosexual? I have twice the amount of colognes, and I'm as far away from metro as one can possibly get.


I have but one rule. I can be ugly, dumb, fat and poor.. but I better smell nice.
At least you have that pimped out clio
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Old 01-29-2005, 04:46 AM   #10
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You dare call yourself a metrosexual? I have twice the amount of colognes, and I'm as far away from metro as one can possibly get.


I have but one rule. I can be ugly, dumb, fat and poor.. but I better smell nice.
Holy shit... I only have 3 kinds (pi, le male & contradiction), and I already thought that was much.
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Old 01-29-2005, 04:57 AM   #11
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bdjuf. I told you the MetroKit is a good idea. It will be small, but contain the ABSOLUTE necessities such as hairgel, body spray, deoderant etc. I could have used it that day in vegas. I want to invent this.
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Old 01-29-2005, 06:53 AM   #12
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Old 01-29-2005, 06:57 AM   #13
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I feel your pain bro..
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Old 01-29-2005, 07:00 AM   #14
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I only have one cologne. It's gold odour toilet for men! And no I didn't spell that wrong. I fucking smell like shit most days!

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Old 01-29-2005, 07:01 AM   #15
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Old 01-29-2005, 07:08 AM   #16
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