Listerine Drinker Pleads Guilty to DUI - GoFuckYourself.com

TheGarbageMan · 01-28-2005, 08:56 AM

ADRIAN, Mich. - A woman arrested after failing a sobriety test and telling police she drank three glasses of Listerine has pleaded guilty to drunken driving.
Police said Carol A. Ries, 50, of Adrian entered guilty pleas Jan. 20. to operating a car under the influence and following too closely. Police suspected she had been drinking alcohol after she rear-ended another vehicle at red light on Jan. 9.

She passed one breathalyzer test, but failed another that used different equipment. Police found a bottle of Listerine in her car, and she told them she had had three glasses earlier in the day. Her blood alcohol level was .3, more than three times the legal limit, police said.

Prosecutors agreed to drop charges of having an open intoxicant in the vehicle and not having insurance, Sgt. Lynn Courington said Wednesday.

According to Listerine manufacturer Pfizer Inc.'s Web site, original formula Listerine contains 26.9 percent alcohol, more than four times that of many malt liquors. Other varieties contain 21.6 percent alcohol.

No telephone listings for a Carol Ries in Adrian, about 75 miles southwest of Detroit, could be found, and the Lenawee County District Court said she did not have a lawyer.

Ries, who does not have a history of drunken driving, could face up to 93 days in jail and a $500 fine when she is sentenced Feb. 11.

bringer · 01-28-2005, 09:00 AM

stupid bitch
i hope they give her the max

DaddysGirl · 01-28-2005, 09:00 AM

YUCK! I never knew that.....

Der Schleicher · 01-28-2005, 09:02 AM

well at least she has a fresh breath

Vitasoy · 01-28-2005, 09:03 AM

Stupid bitch... anything to get drunk I guess.

ProjectNaked · 01-28-2005, 09:12 AM

That court sucks ass, I made a few "appearances" there. They are hillbilly NAZI'S in Lenawee Co. I believe her, but she has no chance there.

bringer · 01-28-2005, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by ProjectNaked

That court sucks ass, I made a few "appearances" there. They are hillbilly NAZI'S in Lenawee Co. I believe her, but she has no chance there.

you believe her? she was drunk and was driving with no insurance. hopefully that car she rearended had good coverage

ProjectNaked · 01-28-2005, 09:17 AM

It's no-fault insurance in MI - (doesn't matter who caused the accident, your ins. covers your vehicle)

bringer · 01-28-2005, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by ProjectNaked

It's no-fault insurance in MI - (doesn't matter who caused the accident, your ins. covers your vehicle)

i wish they had that in california
too many mexicans who have no insurance

mardigras · 01-28-2005, 09:19 AM

Listerine shows up in the GFY search

http://gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=423256

ProjectNaked · 01-28-2005, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by mardigras

Listerine shows up in the GFY search

http://gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=423256

ssp · 01-28-2005, 09:26 AM

Wow how much bw is your sig pulling, it's 2mb!

xclusive · 01-28-2005, 09:29 AM

lol that's messed up

Doctor Dre · 01-28-2005, 09:30 AM

29 % alchool ? that gotta be the cheapest way to get drunk

ProjectNaked · 01-28-2005, 09:34 AM

V_RocKs · 06-13-2005, 03:58 PM

Manowar · 06-13-2005, 03:59 PM

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stop bumping all this shit, its boring now

Downtime · 06-13-2005, 04:02 PM

lmao now that's a sweet story - thanks for postin!

sniperwolf · 06-13-2005, 04:07 PM

lol...that's just too much!@

V_RocKs · 06-13-2005, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Manowar

stop bumping all this shit, its boring now

Really? Then why this:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Downtime

lmao now that's a sweet story - thanks for postin!

01-28-2005, 08:56 AM	#1
TheGarbageMan So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: New York City Posts: 643	Listerine Drinker Pleads Guilty to DUI ADRIAN, Mich. - A woman arrested after failing a sobriety test and telling police she drank three glasses of Listerine has pleaded guilty to drunken driving. Police said Carol A. Ries, 50, of Adrian entered guilty pleas Jan. 20. to operating a car under the influence and following too closely. Police suspected she had been drinking alcohol after she rear-ended another vehicle at red light on Jan. 9. She passed one breathalyzer test, but failed another that used different equipment. Police found a bottle of Listerine in her car, and she told them she had had three glasses earlier in the day. Her blood alcohol level was .3, more than three times the legal limit, police said. Prosecutors agreed to drop charges of having an open intoxicant in the vehicle and not having insurance, Sgt. Lynn Courington said Wednesday. According to Listerine manufacturer Pfizer Inc.'s Web site, original formula Listerine contains 26.9 percent alcohol, more than four times that of many malt liquors. Other varieties contain 21.6 percent alcohol. No telephone listings for a Carol Ries in Adrian, about 75 miles southwest of Detroit, could be found, and the Lenawee County District Court said she did not have a lawyer. Ries, who does not have a history of drunken driving, could face up to 93 days in jail and a $500 fine when she is sentenced Feb. 11.

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