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  • painintheass
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2004
    • 838
    #1

    Post your best "If it was any smaller" story here.

    Ok,

    here is mine. Had a date with a guy. He was tall and good looking. When I met him he was dressed in biker leathers, had gang logos on and a cool motorcycle helmet. Good smile.. Great personality.

    Told me he was part of Rock Machine. What the hell, I agreed lets go for a date.

    So he said he was going to pick me up on his bike and we would take a ride to Rimouski. (About 4 hours from where I was living)

    He showed up at my house.....

    With a fucking scooter.
    If it was any smaller I would have shit myself laughing.
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    • Nylz
      Confirmed User
      • Apr 2004
      • 8285
      #2
      Originally posted by painintheass
      If it was any smaller I would have shit myself laughing.
      shit yourself.. AGAIN!?
      No sig.

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        • Manowar
          jellyfish  
          • Dec 2003
          • 71528
          #3
          Originally posted by Nylz
          shit yourself.. AGAIN!?

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            • Pete-KT
              Workin With The Devil
              • Oct 2004
              • 51532
              #4
              like a moped ?

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                • painintheass
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 838
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Pete-KT
                  like a moped ?
                  Yea like a moped.

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                    • Project-Shadow
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 7340
                      #6
                      If my dick was any smaller it would be an innie

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                        • Twe Russ
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2003
                          • 3493
                          #7
                          a 4hr drive on a fuckin moped. Nice.

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