Own me for the next month

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  • sexdwarf
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2005
    • 196

    #1

    Own me for the next month

    OK, so I am in need of money...quick money... so here's the deal, for the next 30 days (available to start tomorrow) i will give someone a guaranteed 2.5 hours a day of me being a slave for a measily $1000; $500 up front, $500 at the end of 30 days... this comes to 75 hours and about $13 an hour, which is way lower than my normal rates...

    what can i offer? i am a programmer with high knowledge in php, perl, asp and cfm... i can do various system administrative tasks with software like apache, IIS, mysql, mssql, oracle... i can be used for more boring work like sending emails, writing up docs, copying stuff etc... if the work is interesting i may spend more time a day on the work, but that's not in the 2.5 hours a day guarantee...

    icq me gawrsh darnit!
    ICQ me for any programming projects - Agency quality work for non-agency prices
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  • nmcog
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2004
    • 825

    #2
    clean my toilet...?

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    • sexdwarf
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2005
      • 196

      #3
      Originally posted by nmcog
      clean my toilet...?
      with a toothbrush!

      (anyone have a toothbrush i can borrow?)
      ICQ me for any programming projects - Agency quality work for non-agency prices
      ICQ 337 028 441

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      • DaLord
        Confirmed User
        • Aug 2001
        • 3318

        #4
        Originally posted by nmcog
        clean my toilet...?
        There are toilets in basements?

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        • Rui
          web
          • Dec 2001
          • 9533

          #5
          Goodluck m8

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          • Marcus Aurelius
            No Refunds Issued.
            • Apr 2003
            • 14809

            #6
            I have a feeling no one will own you, posting this here you have just owned yourself. but good luck with the finances man.

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