You know you're a Californian if......... - GoFuckYourself.com

Loryn · 01-25-2005, 09:39 PM

I have heard these before but thought maybe some of you haven't so I decided to share!!! Hope your night is full of laughter!!!

So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes, you
know you're from California if:

1. Your coworker has 8 body piercing's and none are visible.

2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.

3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation
in English.

4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named
Flower.

5. You can't remember . . . . is pot illegal?

6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.

7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown,
and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.

8. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?

9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.

10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.

11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap
and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.

12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.

13. You can't remember . . . .is pot illegal?

14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station:
"STORM WATCH."

15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy
with their cells or pagers.

16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early
to avoid all the weather-related accidents.

17! . HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????

18. Both you AND your dog have therapists.

19. The Terminator is your governor.

20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're here
illegally, they want to give you one.

Juicy D. Links · 01-25-2005, 09:48 PM

we still on for the sensual hot oil massage?

Spunky · 01-25-2005, 09:51 PM

12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
...Is it really that expensive there?

Loryn · 01-25-2005, 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

we still on for the sensual hot oil massage?

You betcha hot stuff!!! I'll heat the oil!!!

Sly · 01-25-2005, 09:53 PM

The really funny part is how much of that is actually true. Especially the rain! Ahaha.

The Heron · 01-25-2005, 09:55 PM

Yes it really is that expensive

nofx · 01-25-2005, 09:56 PM

blaze it daily

WiredGuy · 01-25-2005, 09:57 PM

LOL, that last one is good

WG

pxxx · 01-25-2005, 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com

You betcha hot stuff!!! I'll heat the oil!!!

This just turns me on.

Loryn is soooo hot.

Vanilla DeVille · 01-25-2005, 10:04 PM

Hey, is pot illegal????

pxxx · 01-25-2005, 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla

Hey, is pot illegal????

You can't even light one anywhere on the street here.

Most of my friends used to hide in allies and smoke a joint.

Loryn · 01-25-2005, 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla

Hey, is pot illegal????

I dont know I can't remember, I am a Californian!!!

baddog · 01-25-2005, 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla

Hey, is pot illegal????

Good question, I can't remember

Fletch XXX · 01-25-2005, 10:11 PM

no pot is not "illegal" in california.

Meloman · 01-25-2005, 10:21 PM

Great thread. Everthing in it is sooo true.

I've had industry people tell me they know I'm from California cause of how I say "like" and "dude" a lot.

Oh and u can tell if someone is from Southern or Northern Cali too by the use of the word "hella".

Like hey dude this is a hella funny thread.

baddog · 01-25-2005, 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meloman

Great thread. Everthing in it is sooo true.

I've had industry people tell me they know I'm from California cause of how I say "like" and "dude" a lot.

Oh and u can tell if someone is from Southern or Northern Cali too by the use of the word "hella".

Like hey dude this is a hella funny thread.

Okay, so who is saying it? North or South? I don't hear it around here.

sickkittens · 01-25-2005, 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meloman

Great thread. Everthing in it is sooo true.

I've had industry people tell me they know I'm from California cause of how I say "like" and "dude" a lot.

Oh and u can tell if someone is from Southern or Northern Cali too by the use of the word "hella".

Like hey dude this is a hella funny thread.

We say "dude" alot in the northeast too, but everything is "wicked".

"Dude, that's wicked hard."

Meloman · 01-25-2005, 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Okay, so who is saying it? North or South? I don't hear it around here.

More a Northern Cali term. Not as popular as a few years back...but definetly a Northern Cali term.

I remember back at my college job my new boss was from LA and when he first heard me describe things as "hella cool" he thought it was rude and like swearing. Till he realized it's a totally common phrase here.

reynold · 01-25-2005, 10:33 PM

I love California women!

rhon23 · 01-25-2005, 10:39 PM

that definitely sums up living in Hollywood

cyber_ninja · 01-25-2005, 10:51 PM

yes,pot is legal here

as long as can pay a doctor $150 to prescribe it to you

foolio · 01-25-2005, 10:59 PM

old - but classic.... and true lol

wes · 01-25-2005, 11:03 PM

hahaha thats good.

BuckLover · 01-25-2005, 11:05 PM

Is pot illegal?

VideoJ · 01-25-2005, 11:30 PM

People who haven't been to California think that list is a joke, people from california know it's the simple truth

wdsguy · 01-25-2005, 11:32 PM

lol nice one girl

SleazeQueen · 01-26-2005, 12:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Okay, so who is saying it? North or South? I don't hear it around here.

Northern, but I haven't heard "hella" since 1992 or so.

TheMob · 01-26-2005, 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com

I have heard these before but thought maybe some of you haven't so I decided to share!!! Hope your night is full of laughter!!!

So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes, you
know you're from California if:

1. Your coworker has 8 body piercing's and none are visible.

2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.

3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation
in English.

4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named
Flower.

5. You can't remember . . . . is pot illegal?

6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.

7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown,
and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.

8. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?

9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.

10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.

11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap
and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.

12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.

13. You can't remember . . . .is pot illegal?

14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station:
"STORM WATCH."

15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy
with their cells or pagers.

16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early
to avoid all the weather-related accidents.

17! . HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????

18. Both you AND your dog have therapists.

19. The Terminator is your governor.

20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're here
illegally, they want to give you one.

hehe, they all have an element of truth

Persius · 01-26-2005, 12:52 AM

california dreamin.........

JSA Matt · 01-26-2005, 12:53 AM

lol this one is great...

14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station:
"STORM WATCH."

I get calls from home (Florida) asking if it's really that bad and I can't do anything but laugh

reynold · 01-26-2005, 12:54 AM

This post is way cool man.

sharpx9 · 01-26-2005, 12:56 AM

old but funny as hell

Morgan · 01-26-2005, 12:56 AM

all i know is, ive lived here for 29 years and pot IS LEGAL. for me at least

Loryn · 01-26-2005, 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meloman

Great thread. Everthing in it is sooo true.

I've had industry people tell me they know I'm from California cause of how I say "like" and "dude" a lot.

Oh and u can tell if someone is from Southern or Northern Cali too by the use of the word "hella".

Like hey dude this is a hella funny thread.

That is so hella true!!!

Just_Dave · 01-26-2005, 11:47 AM

prety funny stuff

KingAsher · 01-26-2005, 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rhon23

that definitely sums up living in Hollywood

so very true!

Der Schleicher · 01-26-2005, 11:51 AM

If you vote for Arnold Schwarzenneger?

TheJimmy · 01-26-2005, 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Heron

Yes it really is that expensive

uhm, yaaap....what he said...

a house for 400k is like an entry level 'barely livable' house now

com · 01-26-2005, 12:03 PM

is pot illegal still?

Loryn · 01-26-2005, 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Der Schleicher

If you vote for Arnold Schwarzenneger?

I don't get this, if we vote for Arnold California will be this way??? It was already this way before Arnold even decided to run!!!

DWB · 01-26-2005, 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

we still on for the sensual hot oil massage?

gunfodder · 01-26-2005, 12:15 PM

10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.

--- try UK prices ... thatll scare you !!

16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early
to avoid all the weather-related accidents.

--- The uk's roads come to a stand still at rain, wind, snow, fog, sunlight, dark, someone turning right .. ahh its all fucked up over here !!!

Still, funny shit

sicone · 01-26-2005, 12:21 PM

Got to love California, wouldnt want to live anywhere else.

brand0n · 01-26-2005, 12:51 PM

so.. is pot .....nm

See Cig · 01-26-2005, 01:14 PM

lol good stuff

Screaming · 01-26-2005, 02:05 PM

Cali is nuts, Love it out there.

CherryLipsRosa · 01-26-2005, 03:23 PM

right on!!!

sweetME · 01-26-2005, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunky

12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
...Is it really that expensive there?

My hunband and I pay $1376 every two months to our car insurance company. We have 3 cars and good driving records, go figure.

tungsten · 01-26-2005, 03:37 PM

funny stuff

Stewie · 01-26-2005, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla

Hey, is pot illegal????

01-25-2005, 09:39 PM	#1
Loryn Super Connector Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 12,853	You know you're a Californian if......... I have heard these before but thought maybe some of you haven't so I decided to share!!! Hope your night is full of laughter!!! So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes, you know you're from California if: 1. Your coworker has 8 body piercing's and none are visible. 2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house. 3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English. 4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower. 5. You can't remember . . . . is pot illegal? 6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor. 7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian. 8. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal? 9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears. 10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S. 11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney. 12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment. 13. You can't remember . . . .is pot illegal? 14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH." 15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells or pagers. 16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents. 17! . HEY!!!! Is pot illegal???? 18. Both you AND your dog have therapists. 19. The Terminator is your governor. 20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're here illegally, they want to give you one. __________________ ~ loryn@loryntaylor . com ~ RIP TD

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Meloman Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Sacramento,CA Posts: 1,540	Great thread. Everthing in it is sooo true. I've had industry people tell me they know I'm from California cause of how I say "like" and "dude" a lot. Oh and u can tell if someone is from Southern or Northern Cali too by the use of the word "hella". Like hey dude this is a hella funny thread.

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