Haha! New spam from "Yassir Arafat's wife"!

[uno]

DEAR FRIEND,


THIS MAIL MAY NOT BE SURPRISING TO YOU IF YOU HAVE BEEN FOLLOWING CURRENT EVENTS IN THE INTERNATIONAL MEDIA WITH REFERENCE TO THE MIDDLE EAST AND PALESTINE IN PARTICULAR.

I AM MRS. SUHA ARAFAT, THE WIFE OF YASSER ARAFAT, THE PALESTINIAN LEADER WHO DIED RECENTLY IN PARIS. SINCE HIS DEATH AND EVEN PRIOR TO THE ANNOUNCEMENT, I HAVE BEEN THROWN INTO A STATE OF ANTAGONISM, CONFUSION, HUMILIATION, FRUSTRATION AND HOPELESSNESS BY THE PRESENT LEADERSHIP OF THE PALESTINIAN LIBERATION ORGANIZATION {PLO} AND THE NEW PRIME MINISTER.


I HAVE EVEN BEEN SUBJECTED TO PHYSICAL AND PSYCHOLOGICAL TORTURE. AS A WIDOW THAT IS SO TRAUMATIZED, I HAVE LOST CONFIDENCE WITH EVERYBODY IN THE COUNTRY AT THE MOMENT.

YOU MUST HAVE HEARD OVER THE MEDIA REPORTS AND THE INTERNET ON THE DISCOVERY OF SOME FUND IN MY HUSBAND SECRET BANK ACCOUNT AND COMPANIES AND THE ALLEGATIONS OF SOME HUGE SUMS OF MONEY DEPOSITED BY MY HUSBAND IN MY NAME OF WHICH I HAVE REFUSES TO DISCLOSE OR GIVE UP TO THE CORRUPT PALESTINE GOVERNMENT. IN FACT THE TOTAL SUM ALLEGEDLY DISCOVERED BY THE GOVERNMENT SO FAR IS IN THE TUNE OF ABOUT $4.0 BILLION DOLLARS.

AND THEY ARE NOT RELENTING ON THEIR EFFORT TO MAKE ME POOR FOR LIFE. AS YOU KNOW, IN THE MUSLEM WORLD WOMEN TAKE A BACKROLE IN THE AFFAIRS OF THE STATE, HENCE MY DESIRE FOR A FOREIGN ASSISTANCE. FOR MORE ON THE MEDIA REPORT YOU CAN LOG ONTO:

HTTP://idiotspammer.com

I HAVE DEPOSITED THE SUM OF US$20,000,000 {TWENTY MILLION US DOLLARS} WITH A SECURITY FIRM ABROAD,WITH WHOSE NAME IS WITHHELD FOR NOW UNTIL WE HAVE OPEN COMMUNICATION. I SHALL BE GRATEFUL IF YOU COULD RECEIVE THIS FUND INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT FOR SAFE KEEPING AND ANY INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY.

THIS ARRANGEMENT IS KNOWN TO YOU AND MY PERSONAL ATTORNEY. HE WILL BE DEALING WITH YOU DIRECTLY FOR SECURITY REASONS AS THE CASE MAY BE. HIS NAME IS JACQUE LAURENT. HE IS BASED IN LONDON. FOR FURTHER INQUIRY PLEASE CONTACT HIM ON ;

EMAIL: [email protected]

HE SHALL PROVIDE YOU WITH ALL HIS CONTACT INFORMATIONS,TO EASE COMMUNICATIONS BETWEEN YOU AND HIM, HE SHALL GUIDE YOU THROUGH TO THE END OF THIS TRANSACTIONS AND THAT IS, IF YOU ARE WILLING TO RENDER THE ASSISTANCE THAT I NEED AT THIS PIONT IN TIME.

IN VIEW OF THE ABOVE, IF YOU ARE WILLING TO ASSIST FOR OUR MUTUAL BENEFITS, WE WILL HAVE TO NEGOTIATE ON YOUR PERCENTAGE SHARE OF THE $20,000,000 THAT WILL BE KEPT IN YOUR POSITION FOR A WHILE AND INVESTED IN YOUR NAME FOR MY TRUST PENDING WHEN MY DAUGHTER, ZAHWA, WILL COME OFF AGE AND TAKE FULL RESPONSIBILITY OF HER FAMILY ESTATE/INHERITANCE.

PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS IS A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY THAT COMES ONCE IN LIFE TIME AND MORE SO, IF YOU ARE HONEST, I AM GOING TO ENTRUST MORE FUNDS IN YOUR CARE AS THIS IS ONE OF THE LEGACY WE KEEP FOR OUR CHILDREN.

IN CASE YOU DON'T ACCEPT PLEASE DO NOT LET ME OUT TO THE SECURITY AND INTERNATIONAL MEDIA AS I AM GIVING YOU THIS INFORMATION IN TOTAL TRUST AND CONFIDENCE I WILL GREATLY APPRECIATE IF YOU ACCEPT MY PROPOSAL IN GOOD FAITH. PLEASE EXPEDITE ACTION.

YOURS SINCERELY,

SUHA ARAFAT

[Manowar]

I wonder if she has an affiliate program

[David!]

Damn Suha, I already sent her the money and she is asking for more

[uno]

She's definitely a strong believe in the CAPS LOCK key.

[Thomas van de Koch]

I replied to her:

Dear Suha Arafat,

I am sorry to hear your story.
My name is Thomas van de Koch, I am friend of Labrets, Weird Guy and George Soros.

I run a big Sea Animals website and need more investors for it.
If you are interested, please send me your mobile phone number, so that I can call you in the evening.

respectfully,


Thomas

[Nismo]

Originally Posted by Manowar

I wonder if she has an affiliate program

www.arafatbucks.com

[polish_aristocrat]

Originally Posted by Nismo

www.arafatbucks.com

doesn't load for me

[brand0n]

lol i like it, good move

[See Cig]

what will they think of next

[Nismo]

Originally Posted by See Cig

what will they think of next

www.arafatdialer.com

[Screaming]

Not really all that funny.