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President of Canada
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo
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I fucking love my wife.
I adore her. I don't think she realizes how much. I'm a lousy listener, and I forget important things all the time. Like shampoo at the store. Or leaving the tomatoes off her hamburger when I bring home fast food.
So... assuming that I'm not going to change... what can I do to make her feel important? |
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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this thread is useless without pics.
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Text Writer
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Wisconsin
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a NICE 30 min backrub and soft music in the background....do that right before she goes to bed!
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Los Angeles
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bring her home a girlfriend.
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Location: San Diego
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I was married in the past. Enjoy her while you still have her!
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: BA
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Watch in sequence
some ten episodes of Queer eye for the Stright guy, you will get some lovely ideas!
Nik ![]() PS: Being in love is the best state of mind
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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Funny, I love fucking my wife.
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#11 |
First African GFY Member
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 12,114
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Buy her something that is really special to her.
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The one and only!
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make a card yourself with construction paper and crayons
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#13 |
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Join Date: Dec 2003
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Turn off the TV and look her in the eye.
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Join Date: Nov 2003
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the fact that your looking for reasons to make her happy should please her alone... if this was some bizarro world.
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Awwww that's so sweet!! Write her a love letter and tell her exactly how you feel... remember, women are mental/emotional creatures... no gift on Earth can compare to words that make us melt!
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I love to fuck your wife.
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Make her feel special. Go out to dinner once a week in an intimate setting.
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Wall Street Pimp
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give her a facial
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Join Date: Jan 2003
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get rich
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#24 |
President of Canada
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Ok, I'm going with backrub and music, love letter and getting rich. Any other suggestions?
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are you in shit? what did you do?
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cool, thats good for you mate, good stuff.
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President of Canada
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President of Canada
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My heart almost breaks just looking at her sometimes.
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#29 |
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Atlanta
Posts: 2,840
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diamond tennis braclet around your dick, have her drop down and get it
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As you wish...
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First African GFY Member
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: New Jersey
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You should get her a diamond ring.
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#32 |
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Join Date: Dec 2004
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Dagwolf, I think you just did do soemthing special for her. Something like that would count bigtime in my books
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President of Canada
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#34 |
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she is pretty
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#35 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
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You've got a beautiful wife there dude. Always treat her special.
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#36 |
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Join Date: Oct 2001
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Buy her a Louis Vuitton
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#37 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Aug 2002
Posts: 5,579
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fucking softcock
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but i would try to think of something she said she wanted, say last month or something......... and go buy it for her, and she'll be so amazed you even remembered she'll be all over you like stink on shit |
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