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Old 01-25-2005, 05:54 PM   #1
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I fucking love my wife.

I adore her. I don't think she realizes how much. I'm a lousy listener, and I forget important things all the time. Like shampoo at the store. Or leaving the tomatoes off her hamburger when I bring home fast food.

So... assuming that I'm not going to change... what can I do to make her feel important?
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Old 01-25-2005, 05:55 PM   #2
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Cool. Too bad i will never marry. Ever.
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Old 01-25-2005, 05:56 PM   #3
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So... assuming that I'm not going to change... what can I do to make her feel important?
Bake her a cake. It almost worked for Pedro.
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Old 01-25-2005, 05:56 PM   #4
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So... assuming that I'm not going to change... what can I do to make her feel important?
Knock her up
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Old 01-25-2005, 05:57 PM   #5
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this thread is useless without pics.
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Old 01-25-2005, 05:58 PM   #6
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a NICE 30 min backrub and soft music in the background....do that right before she goes to bed! (and tell her what you just wrote too!! )
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Old 01-25-2005, 05:58 PM   #7
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bring her home a girlfriend.
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Old 01-25-2005, 05:59 PM   #8
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I was married in the past. Enjoy her while you still have her!
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Old 01-25-2005, 06:00 PM   #9
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Watch in sequence

some ten episodes of Queer eye for the Stright guy, you will get some lovely ideas!
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Old 01-25-2005, 06:00 PM   #10
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Funny, I love fucking my wife.


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Old 01-25-2005, 06:01 PM   #11
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Buy her something that is really special to her.
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Old 01-25-2005, 06:05 PM   #12
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Old 01-25-2005, 06:07 PM   #13
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Turn off the TV and look her in the eye.
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Old 01-25-2005, 06:07 PM   #14
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the fact that your looking for reasons to make her happy should please her alone... if this was some bizarro world.
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Old 01-25-2005, 06:09 PM   #15
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Awwww that's so sweet!! Write her a love letter and tell her exactly how you feel... remember, women are mental/emotional creatures... no gift on Earth can compare to words that make us melt!

That's what I would like... if someone loved me
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Old 01-25-2005, 06:09 PM   #16
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Old 01-25-2005, 06:10 PM   #17
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Old 01-25-2005, 06:10 PM   #18
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Make her feel special. Go out to dinner once a week in an intimate setting.
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Old 01-25-2005, 06:18 PM   #19
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So... assuming that I'm not going to change... what can I do to make her feel important?
Strap explosives around your waist, walk into a day care center and blow yourself up. Leave behind a note saying that you did it all for her. All the major networks will want to interview her and she'll be hounded by the press for months. That will make her feel VERY important.
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Old 01-25-2005, 06:19 PM   #20
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Old 01-25-2005, 06:27 PM   #21
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give her a facial
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which kind? the one at the salon i hope you were talking about
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Old 01-25-2005, 07:03 PM   #22
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Old 01-25-2005, 07:04 PM   #23
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Turn off the TV and look her in the eye.

TREASON!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 01-25-2005, 07:05 PM   #24
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Ok, I'm going with backrub and music, love letter and getting rich. Any other suggestions?
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Old 01-25-2005, 07:09 PM   #25
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are you in shit? what did you do?
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Old 01-25-2005, 07:21 PM   #26
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cool, thats good for you mate, good stuff.
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Old 01-25-2005, 07:22 PM   #27
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Old 01-25-2005, 07:28 PM   #28
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My heart almost breaks just looking at her sometimes.
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Old 01-25-2005, 07:34 PM   #29
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Old 01-25-2005, 07:34 PM   #30
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Old 01-25-2005, 07:37 PM   #31
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You should get her a diamond ring.
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Old 01-25-2005, 07:37 PM   #32
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Dagwolf, I think you just did do soemthing special for her. Something like that would count bigtime in my books
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Old 01-25-2005, 07:44 PM   #33
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Dagwolf, I think you just did do soemthing special for her. Something like that would count bigtime in my books
I don't intend for her to see this thread. Besides, if she chances on it she'll probably be mad at me for posting her pic...

I'm not supposed to put it up here.
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Old 01-25-2005, 09:25 PM   #34
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it works, i know........

but i would try to think of something she said she wanted, say last month or something......... and go buy it for her, and she'll be so amazed you even remembered she'll be all over you like stink on shit
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