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Slick · 11-12-2001, 08:24 PM

Geez, last week we have a bomb scare in our town with REAL BOMBS, then this week, we have people tossing white powdery stuff on produce at a local grocery store at 3:30am in the morning. Read this shit -

HOUGHTON ? Econo Foods in Houghton was evacuated early this morning after an employee reported seeing two suspicious men toss a white substance on produce at 3:30 a.m.
Houghton City Police are looking for the men, who drove away in a car. Workers wrote down the license plate number and called police, according to a night-shift employee, who spoke on the condition of anonymity. The worker said a delivery truck without a license plate closely followed the car. The men in the car appeared to be Arabic, as did two men in the truck, the employee said.
The FBI and a hazardous materials team were expected to comb the 24-hour supermarket for suspicious substances this morning. Authorities declined to say whether the powder will be tested for anthrax.
Since the Sept. 11 terroris attacks, the deadly bacteria has been found in buildings in Washington D.C., New York, New Jersey and Florida. Four people have died of anthrax poisoning.
There have been no new confirmed cases in the last three weeks.
There also have been numerous anthrax scares and hoaxes around the country in recent weeks.
Dr. Gail Shebuski, director of the Western Upper Peninsula District Health Department, said she tried to reassure Econo Foods workers there is ?no way? the substance allegedly put on produce was anthrax.
?There?s an outside chance it could be something else (but) there?s no possible way someone could throw handfuls of anthrax,? she said.
Shebuski did not recommend testing employees for anthrax.
Anthrax infection can be prevented by early antibiotic treatment. Symptoms of anthrax, which resemble the flu, usually occur within seven days and vary depending on how the disease was contracted.
Police blocked off the Econo Foods parking lot with yellow tape at 9 a.m. to stop customers from entering the store.
?We?re doing anything and everything we need to do,? said store manager Brian Sorby. ?Our concern is for the health and welfare of our employees and customers.?

When will this shit stop. I live in a small ass town here and shit like this is happening. Do the rest of you have stupid shit going on in your towns ??

CDSmith · 11-12-2001, 08:38 PM

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Originally posted by Slick:
When will this shit stop. I live in a small ass town here and shit like this is happening. Do the rest of you have stupid shit going on in your towns ??

Yep, sure do. We've had I believe 4 anthrax scares here in Winnipeg since this shit started.

It all goes to my own theory that if you put 100 people in the same room and study them over the course of several weeks, you'll always find there to be a high percentage of uncaring rude disrespectful air-headed boneheaded assholes, no matter what demographic you start with.

Conclusion: People in general are stupid.

Even supposed "normal" people can be utterly clueless and stupid. Just look at any urban park during any given lovely afernoon. If that park is near any large businesses, chances are the workers of those businesses will take their lunch breaks out in said park. Afterwards, what do you see? Tons of litter, sandwich bags, McDonalds wrappers, drink cups and all other manner of shit. Yes, people in general are fucking braindead. Any given park, or any given national tragedy will prove me right again and again. I'm not being cynical, I'm being a realist. I've worked crowd control at some pretty huge outdoor events, and I'm sure you'd find my obervances... interesting.

I hope they crucify those assholes Slick. Keep me posted on that, and thanks for sharing.
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nemesis · 11-12-2001, 08:59 PM

I received antrax in mail. I came home from the school and i saw a letter in front of my door. It was a letter from fucking geico. When i opened the letter i noticed that white powder was coming off the letter. I paniced for a second and then jumped on my roommate. Fucker put salt in it. Now, it is time to take the revenge... Any ideas about what i should do to him? I am thinking about some photoshop work(him with ladin).

CDSmith · 11-12-2001, 09:17 PM

Nemesis, my advice is to stick to the oldies. Try stretching cellophane over the toilet rim right before your roomate goes to take his morning shit.

That'll put you two even.

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11-12-2001, 08:24 PM	#1
Slick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Houghton, MI Posts: 7,338	Stupid Fucking Idiots In My Hometown Geez, last week we have a bomb scare in our town with REAL BOMBS, then this week, we have people tossing white powdery stuff on produce at a local grocery store at 3:30am in the morning. Read this shit - HOUGHTON ? Econo Foods in Houghton was evacuated early this morning after an employee reported seeing two suspicious men toss a white substance on produce at 3:30 a.m. Houghton City Police are looking for the men, who drove away in a car. Workers wrote down the license plate number and called police, according to a night-shift employee, who spoke on the condition of anonymity. The worker said a delivery truck without a license plate closely followed the car. The men in the car appeared to be Arabic, as did two men in the truck, the employee said. The FBI and a hazardous materials team were expected to comb the 24-hour supermarket for suspicious substances this morning. Authorities declined to say whether the powder will be tested for anthrax. Since the Sept. 11 terroris attacks, the deadly bacteria has been found in buildings in Washington D.C., New York, New Jersey and Florida. Four people have died of anthrax poisoning. There have been no new confirmed cases in the last three weeks. There also have been numerous anthrax scares and hoaxes around the country in recent weeks. Dr. Gail Shebuski, director of the Western Upper Peninsula District Health Department, said she tried to reassure Econo Foods workers there is ?no way? the substance allegedly put on produce was anthrax. ?There?s an outside chance it could be something else (but) there?s no possible way someone could throw handfuls of anthrax,? she said. Shebuski did not recommend testing employees for anthrax. Anthrax infection can be prevented by early antibiotic treatment. Symptoms of anthrax, which resemble the flu, usually occur within seven days and vary depending on how the disease was contracted. Police blocked off the Econo Foods parking lot with yellow tape at 9 a.m. to stop customers from entering the store. ?We?re doing anything and everything we need to do,? said store manager Brian Sorby. ?Our concern is for the health and welfare of our employees and customers.? When will this shit stop. I live in a small ass town here and shit like this is happening. Do the rest of you have stupid shit going on in your towns ??

11-12-2001, 09:17 PM	#4
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Nemesis, my advice is to stick to the oldies. Try stretching cellophane over the toilet rim right before your roomate goes to take his morning shit. That'll put you two even. Never fuck around with terrorists, always pull out the big guns. <font face="Verdana">___________ CD * <a href="http://www.sunsetbeachbabes.com/" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFFFDD"> Sunset Beach Party</font></a> Centerfolds ~ Amateurs ~ Teens, <a href="http://www.sunsetbeachbabes.com/webmasters.html" TARGET="_blank">new trades</a> welcome. * <a href="http://clickthrutraffic.com/scripts/signup.php?referer=cdsmith" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFDDFF"> Click-thrutraffic.com</font></a> 5 cents up to 20 cents per click! * <a href="http://www.erasercash.com/wm.html?ID=1380291" TARGET="_blank"><font face="Verdana" color="#FFCCCC">ERASERCASH!</font></a> Earn $35 per sale + webmaster referrals 4 LEVELS DEEP</font>

11-12-2001, 08:59 PM	#3
nemesis Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: home Posts: 1,335	I received antrax in mail. I came home from the school and i saw a letter in front of my door. It was a letter from fucking geico. When i opened the letter i noticed that white powder was coming off the letter. I paniced for a second and then jumped on my roommate. Fucker put salt in it. Now, it is time to take the revenge... Any ideas about what i should do to him? I am thinking about some photoshop work(him with ladin).