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venus 01-24-2005 07:53 PM

and just to show you I dont just like lifting, here is a news video clip of me playing football
http://216.158.136.80/football.asf

tical 01-24-2005 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by venus
I have tried some things, but it was because I thought I wanted to be bigger, I decided I like being a girl more then being big.
I have been lifting since I was 15, here is a newpaper article calling me a teen superstar :)
http://www.landofvenus.com/Dialog.jpg

I am the one outlined in yellow and under my real name "Hope"
That lift qualified me for the nationals.

Yeah, even little things like anavar or primo can slowly start to add some masculine features that you probably wouldn't catch but someone that hasn't seen you in a while would definitely be able to spot.

Some of those girls just look awful.

FredIsMe 01-24-2005 08:08 PM

here is my buddy chris cook, though his physique is the "ideal" I think it would be difficult for me to maintain as a regular joe that doesn't compete. So 250lbs for me is a lot but NOT too much to handle.

http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/04fitexpo3big.jpg

Spudstr 01-24-2005 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by FredIsMe
here is my buddy chris cook, though his physique is the "ideal" I think it would be difficult for me to maintain as a regular joe that doesn't compete. So 250lbs for me is a lot but NOT too much to handle.

thats to big IMHO.. in the picture. i couldn't function at my daily job that size :-/

FredIsMe 01-24-2005 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Spudstr
thats to big IMHO.. in the picture. i couldn't function at my daily job that size :-/

that's a competitive size. he makes more money than anyone's salary, unless you're a CEO, being that size through sponsorships and photo shoots. I'd personally like it but not too many girls like that type of physique

LeWeekend 01-24-2005 08:23 PM

most suggestions in this thread really sucks.

probobly, you'll think mine also sucks :) My suggestion is to start lifting weights for atleast a year, seriously, before even thinking about using anything like that.

there is no point in taking pro-hormones (they only fuck up your test levels), and no point in taking anavar (will not make give you the effect you are looking after, and you will probobly end up buying fakes anyway...).

toddler 01-24-2005 08:27 PM

hmm. I need to put some weight on myself. 5' 6" at 110. And I used to be able to bench 180. Not easily, but doable. MUCH stronger legs though, 850 on a hip sled. Maybe not a lot for you, but for 115 lbs(at the time), that ruled. BUT, I've had a desk job for 10 years. No more roofing house or installing land fill scales, just sysadmin. I still pour cement some, did 300 80lb bags last year(fuck I'm outa shape).

I need to eat more/better. Just not sure what. I don't eat fast food, but lots of chicken and turkey. And nutrigrain bars and 'Ensure' (I don't eat enough veggies). Planning on starting to swim some, maybe hit the gym some. Any ideas?

sherie 01-24-2005 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by FredIsMe
lol. small pee pee's? shows how ignorant you are. my personal reason for wanting to be big is because I want to be able to help out when there is need. How often is someone going to ask for calculus assistance, or biochemical assistance in the real world? When someone needs a fridge moved, or help moving a car I want to be capable of doing so. And being big isn't that easy, it's harder than being a fat slob like 1/3 of the American population.

LMFAO OK hero. That's what the world needs, another man in tights with a small dick! Giddy up tough guy!

Oh and BTW hurcurock, 'roids to shrink your dink!

PlugRush Sascha 01-24-2005 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Holly
Not true. I'm not saying it can't happen to some people, but I was married to someone who took *plenty* of steroids and he definitely didn't have a small pecker. Depending on where he was in a cycle and what he was taking, sometimes it didn't stay hard as long, but if steroids shriveled your twig or berries up, he would have looked like a little girl.

^^^^^^

Not all steroids affect the size of your testicles. That's an opinion on the matter from the 1980s or so. The problem with today's steroids is not that they decrease the size of your testicles and shit like that (although it can happen, if you take the wrong ones). The problem is that these products have not been tested enough to make sure they're safe and that's why they're illegal. Certain steroids can be used to achieve something positive, but you need a really good doctor to tell you what to take and how much to take of it... and they can't tell you that, even if they know, because they're illegal. Most of the time it's just the wrong dosage that leads to problems with vital organs and shit like that. Most of the guys I know who've tried steroids bulked up like a motherfucker and were feeling great and then overdid it at some point, ended up in the hospital for a few months and are skinny-as-fuck now still trying to live a relatively normal life. I don't suggest taking steroids to anyone, but if you don't mind taking the risk of death and random shit happening to your body... go for it!

Young 01-24-2005 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by FredIsMe
I'm all about being massive. 250lbs at 7% bf is my goal weight.

Thats almost impossible. Your going to have to do alot more than steroids..... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh Thats practically competition shape...not something someone could realistically hold on to without putting themselves in some serious jepordy.

Do you know anything about how the body works or are you just one of those big dumb asses that go in there and grab weights? 3 hours of research on the internet doesn't make you a pro.

Steroids are for lazy bastards. Just ask Ken Caminiti.....oh wait

:thumbsup

Young 01-24-2005 08:34 PM

oh by the way....I'm just under 7% body fat at 6'1" 200lbs shredded, i make my money off my body and I bust my ass in the gym naturally everyday. I touch anything unhealthy and my body fat shoots up. But good luck though :thumbsup

FredIsMe 01-24-2005 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by sherie
LMFAO OK hero. That's what the world needs, another man in tights with a small dick! Giddy up tough guy!

Oh and BTW hurcurock, 'roids to shrink your dink!

if roids shrink your "dink" please post proof (ie a valid research document)

FredIsMe 01-24-2005 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Young
Thats almost impossible. Your going to have to do alot more than steroids..... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh Thats practically competition shape...not something someone could realistically hold on to without putting themselves in some serious jepordy.

Do you know anything about how the body works or are you just one of those big dumb asses that go in there and grab weights? 3 hours of research on the internet doesn't make you a pro.

Steroids are for lazy bastards. Just ask Ken Caminiti.....oh wait

:thumbsup

Did I say I was going to be 250lbs 7% by this summer? Obviously you can't read.

FredIsMe 01-24-2005 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by ktj4l
^^^^^^

Not all steroids affect the size of your testicles. That's an opinion on the matter from the 1980s or so. The problem with today's steroids is not that they decrease the size of your testicles and shit like that (although it can happen, if you take the wrong ones). The problem is that these products have not been tested enough to make sure they're safe and that's why they're illegal. Certain steroids can be used to achieve something positive, but you need a really good doctor to tell you what to take and how much to take of it... and they can't tell you that, even if they know, because they're illegal. Most of the time it's just the wrong dosage that leads to problems with vital organs and shit like that. Most of the guys I know who've tried steroids bulked up like a motherfucker and were feeling great and then overdid it at some point, ended up in the hospital for a few months and are skinny-as-fuck now still trying to live a relatively normal life. I don't suggest taking steroids to anyone, but if you don't mind taking the risk of death and random shit happening to your body... go for it!

you only live once, and what is so great about living till your 70 or even 60? Wow sit on your ass all day being retired....exciting...Might as well go out on top.

sherie 01-24-2005 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by FredIsMe
if roids shrink your "dink" please post proof (ie a valid research document)

You do your own research. Not only can they shrink your dink, they can put you into a coma and all sorts of fun stuff!

Oh the joys of wanting to move a fridge or so!

Hang on a sec, why am I having this conversation with you rather than the poster anyway? Roid rage has taken you over!! ;)

PlugRush Sascha 01-24-2005 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by FredIsMe
you only live once, and what is so great about living till your 70 or even 60? Wow sit on your ass all day being retired....exciting...Might as well go out on top.

I never said it's great to live to 60 or 70. If you don't mind the possible side-effects (hey... Arnold Schwarzenegger is still alive...) and are willing to take the risk, go for it. I was just stating that there are risks and that the "steroids will shrink your balls" cliché is just that... a cliché.

sherie 01-24-2005 09:00 PM

oops and sorry that I said pee pee rather than testies, it's just a lot more fun to say pee pee!

Didn't want ya to roid rage on me again or toss a fridge at me!

FredIsMe 01-24-2005 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by sherie
oops and sorry that I said pee pee rather than testies, it's just a lot more fun to say pee pee!

Didn't want ya to roid rage on me again or toss a fridge at me!

then dont make comments you can't support.

PlugRush Sascha 01-24-2005 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sherie
oops and sorry that I said pee pee rather than testies, it's just a lot more fun to say pee pee!

Didn't want ya to roid rage on me again or toss a fridge at me!

LMFAO. Fridge tossing isn't as fun as midget tossing though...

sherie 01-24-2005 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by FredIsMe
then dont make comments you can't support.

LOL pee pee, testies, whatever. Face the facts, you want to take 'roids so that you can move a fridge or two LOL Doesn't that seem ODD to you in the least? Anyway, it's your health and your body, bust out I say, Hurcurock, bust out!!!

PlugRush Sascha 01-24-2005 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sherie
LOL pee pee, testies, whatever. Face the facts, you want to take 'roids so that you can move a fridge or two LOL Doesn't that seem ODD to you in the least? Anyway, it's your health and your body, bust out I say, Hurcurock, bust out!!!

He said he's taking roids to move fridges? That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard...

Satisfaction 01-24-2005 09:09 PM

mmm roids are the way to go :)

sherie 01-24-2005 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ktj4l
He said he's taking roids to move fridges? That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard...

Yes on the first page! And had the nerve to call me ignorant! LOLOL Good times! My eyes are watering over here!

DesignWise 01-24-2005 09:22 PM

good luck... but be ready for the side effects.....

LeWeekend 01-24-2005 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ktj4l
^^^^^^

Not all steroids affect the size of your testicles. That's an opinion on the matter from the 1980s or so. The problem with today's steroids is not that they decrease the size of your testicles and shit like that (although it can happen, if you take the wrong ones). The problem is that these products have not been tested enough to make sure they're safe and that's why they're illegal. Certain steroids can be used to achieve something positive, but you need a really good doctor to tell you what to take and how much to take of it... and they can't tell you that, even if they know, because they're illegal. Most of the time it's just the wrong dosage that leads to problems with vital organs and shit like that. Most of the guys I know who've tried steroids bulked up like a motherfucker and were feeling great and then overdid it at some point, ended up in the hospital for a few months and are skinny-as-fuck now still trying to live a relatively normal life. I don't suggest taking steroids to anyone, but if you don't mind taking the risk of death and random shit happening to your body... go for it!


Agree with you here. specially in USA, there are more fakes then in Europe. Also, the quality are generally lower - since most of the stuff are either fake, another type then you thought you've bought, either low quality (cos it's mexican pet meds).

rollinOn20s 01-24-2005 09:33 PM

You should get your facts straight before you respond. The steroids only really only shrink your balls and lower your sperm count. If anything is to happen to your cock, its gonna get bigger, not shrink. The odd person may get acne, but the easiest way to tell the real juice pigs is a bloated face and or neck. These guys are the ones stacking major juice.

Wiggles 01-24-2005 10:08 PM

steroids can be used safely, but noone does, they get some good effects and up their doses to get more, and no i've never done them, too lazy to work out haha

gwilkins 01-24-2005 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by rollinOn20s
You should get your facts straight before you respond. The steroids only really only shrink your balls and lower your sperm count. If anything is to happen to your cock, its gonna get bigger, not shrink. The odd person may get acne, but the easiest way to tell the real juice pigs is a bloated face and or neck. These guys are the ones stacking major juice.

Heh heh, how do they make your dick bigger? :winkwink:

tical 01-24-2005 10:55 PM

Theres such a stigma associated with steroids because they're portrayed so negatively in the media. They can be used properly, almost all professional and olympic level atheletes use steroids to gain an edge and anyone that believes otherwise is a moron. A lot of the male actors in hollywood use steroids FYI. GH is also on the rise out there, although thats not really a steroid.

Thumbs up to Young for reaching his current stats naturally, he can take pride in the fact that he never had to use gear to get to where he is today. That matters to some people, but then again to most it doesn't.

Over 3 million men in America are on the juice right now believe it or not.

Pornwolf 01-24-2005 11:15 PM

3 million? That seems like high number but then again it is one of the oldest controlled substances.

FredIsMe 01-24-2005 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Pornwolf
3 million? That seems like high number but then again it is one of the oldest controlled substances.

300,000 highschool students in america used steroids last year so that seems about right

Theo 01-24-2005 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by FredIsMe
lol. small pee pee's? shows how ignorant you are. my personal reason for wanting to be big is because I want to be able to help out when there is need. How often is someone going to ask for calculus assistance, or biochemical assistance in the real world? When someone needs a fridge moved, or help moving a car I want to be capable of doing so. And being big isn't that easy, it's harder than being a fat slob like 1/3 of the American population.

are you gonna take a risk for your health in order next time someone wants a fridge moved to be able to help? Sounds good.


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