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Old 01-21-2005, 11:26 AM   #1
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PRAGUE - A Czech man is being taken to court after he hid in a restaurant washroom until the employees had left and then hooked up beer kegs directly to his mouth.
Cleaning staff found him drunk and lying on the floor of the bar at the restaurant in the city of Brno.

"He had broken the door of the cooling mechanism ... and detached the hoses leading from the keg, squashed them in his mouth and literally filled himself up with beer," CTK quoted a police official as saying.


He must have had some hangover
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Old 01-21-2005, 11:28 AM   #2
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Old 01-21-2005, 11:35 AM   #3
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Time's man of the year for certain.
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Old 01-21-2005, 12:15 PM   #4
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Time's man of the year for certain.
He is certainly my hero
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Old 01-21-2005, 12:32 PM   #5
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Old 01-21-2005, 12:37 PM   #6
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"He had broken the door of the cooling mechanism ... and detached the hoses leading from the keg, squashed them in his mouth and literally filled himself up with beer," CTK quoted a police official as saying.

That's the funny part. He didn't just hang out and drink slowly.
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Old 01-21-2005, 12:42 PM   #7
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Old 01-21-2005, 12:44 PM   #8
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LOL...i can just picture that now
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Old 01-21-2005, 12:44 PM   #9
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Old 01-21-2005, 12:46 PM   #10
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more like Barney.......
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Old 01-21-2005, 12:49 PM   #11
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Poor guy was just thirsty!

Either that or some form of suicide! "Death by Beer"
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Old 01-21-2005, 12:56 PM   #12
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PRAGUE - A Czech man is being taken to court after he hid in a restaurant washroom until the employees had left and then hooked up beer kegs directly to his mouth.
Cleaning staff found him drunk and lying on the floor of the bar at the restaurant in the city of Brno.

"He had broken the door of the cooling mechanism ... and detached the hoses leading from the keg, squashed them in his mouth and literally filled himself up with beer," CTK quoted a police official as saying.


He must have had some hangover
true.. could be Homer, but I think the old Barney beforee he quit would be more likely to do it
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Old 01-21-2005, 01:00 PM   #13
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more like Barney.......
That's what I was thinking.
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Old 01-21-2005, 01:00 PM   #14
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PRAGUE - A Czech man is being taken to court after he hid in a restaurant washroom until the employees had left and then hooked up beer kegs directly to his mouth.
Cleaning staff found him drunk and lying on the floor of the bar at the restaurant in the city of Brno.

"He had broken the door of the cooling mechanism ... and detached the hoses leading from the keg, squashed them in his mouth and literally filled himself up with beer," CTK quoted a police official as saying.


He must have had some hangover
Wild shit!
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Old 01-21-2005, 01:24 PM   #15
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more like Barney.......
I think you are right
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Old 01-21-2005, 01:28 PM   #16
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LMAO, That was really funny.
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Old 01-21-2005, 01:45 PM   #17
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homer is the shit lol
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Old 01-21-2005, 01:51 PM   #18
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Old 01-21-2005, 01:57 PM   #19
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Old 01-21-2005, 02:27 PM   #20
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Old 01-21-2005, 04:22 PM   #21
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Awsome!!!
It seems like you can relate
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