So I'm not one to drool on myself. But today... for some reason... I guess because I have a couple meetings outside the office....
I did. A little streak of toothpaste hit my pants ... I washed it off (or so I thought). An hour later, it looked like it was starting to reappear so I hit the bathroom and tried to rub it out (no chris I wasn't jerking off, stop fantasizing). And now an hour later it has reappeared. AGAIN! and this time it's even more noticeable.
FUCK TOOTHPASTE. FUCK THE EXECS AT AQUAFRESH!!! FUCK THOSE LAZY SCIENTISTS THAT CAN'T DEVELOP A BETTER TOOTHPASTE!! OH YEH ... AND FUCK RETARDS WHO DROOL ON THEMSELVES ;)
I did. A little streak of toothpaste hit my pants ... I washed it off (or so I thought). An hour later, it looked like it was starting to reappear so I hit the bathroom and tried to rub it out (no chris I wasn't jerking off, stop fantasizing). And now an hour later it has reappeared. AGAIN! and this time it's even more noticeable.
FUCK TOOTHPASTE. FUCK THE EXECS AT AQUAFRESH!!! FUCK THOSE LAZY SCIENTISTS THAT CAN'T DEVELOP A BETTER TOOTHPASTE!! OH YEH ... AND FUCK RETARDS WHO DROOL ON THEMSELVES ;)
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