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  • luv$
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    • Dec 2004
    • 6158

    #1

    MJK - TOOL frontman has found Jesus

    http://www.toolband.com/news/index.html

    31 Mar 05

    REMEMBER, DON?T KILL THE MESSENGER
    You know the old saying, ?no news is good news?, well? that was the case as far as the recording process was going for the new Tool CD, but now things may have changed a bit. Yesterday, when I went to the studio to give Maynard a bottle of wine (a 1992 Maya) for winning the bet that I had with him involving his new film ?Sleeping Dogs Lie? (I lost by default, not being able to attend the Sedona screening), not only wasn?t Maynard there, but, in what seems to be a case of enantiodromia (something becoming its opposite) if ever there was one (!), I was told the reason why he wasn?t there. I wish this post was dated April 1, but, unfortunately, it isn?t. Like a doctor giving a patient a straight, honest answer to a medical diagnosis, without sugar-coating the truth, here?s exactly what I was told: ?Maynard has found Jesus.? This will come as a complete shock to most (but not all) of you, as it did to me. In fact, it just seemed like another MJK prank until I talked to the one person who I believe would know if all this was legit or not. After nearly an hour on the phone with this person, the answer I received was that Maynard has indeed ?found Jesus? and that, for this reason, he?s abandoned the project for the time being, if not entirely. I don?t know what the f**k is in the water these days, but hopefully a black jelly belly will turn up in that golden bowl? that?s all I can think to say at this point. Before leaving the studio, I watched as Danny made arrangements to go play some golf, while Adam and Justin kept working on a particular song. So, in case you missed it (those who don?t read the whole post), here?s today's news: Maynard has found Jesus?

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  • Justfuckedmyself
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    • Aug 2003
    • 452

    #2
    WTF?!
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    • xclusive
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      • Apr 2004
      • 35218

      #3
      I call bullshit

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      • JD
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Sep 2003
        • 22651

        #4
        yeah, I call bullshit too. probably some publicity stunt

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        • smack
          Push Porn Like Weight.
          • Mar 2002
          • 10652

          #5
          i've found jesus. he was behind the sofa this whole time.
          Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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          • Mikey_219Inc
            Confirmed User
            • Jun 2003
            • 1876

            #6
            i would not believe this if jesus and maynard personally brought me a cup of coffee and told me all about it.

            deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow ...
            Let him who hath understanding reckon the WISDOM of the TOOF!

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