The RedText Competition #2 - GoFuckYourself.com

redtext · 11-04-2001, 07:42 AM

HOORAY - it's time for this week's RedText.com/GFY competition.

The prize, as usual, is 2,500 free RedText ads. I understand that last week's winner has done so well out of these ads that he's bought substantial islands off the West Coast of Scotland and a large fleet of aircraft to take him there (erm...back me up on this one, Rocky...)

All you have to do is answer the following question:

Question: How many adult webmasters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer:...?

Most imaginative answers (as decided by our distinguished panel of judges) gets the free ads. Competition closes around lunchtime on Wednesday.

GOOD LUCK!

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Roberto · 11-04-2001, 07:47 AM

none, it's the content provider's problem to use good lights.

tenletters · 11-04-2001, 07:56 AM

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11-04-2001, 08:02 AM

No one buys light bulbs anymore because the TGP guys supply everyone with free light.

Roberto · 11-04-2001, 08:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by evildick:
No one buys light bulbs anymore because the TGP guys supply everyone with free light.

That will be history now with lightbulb2

tenletters · 11-04-2001, 08:08 AM

okay how about this one...

None... they just open a niche site for people who are into darkness.

^R3K^ · 11-04-2001, 08:09 AM

none .. i hotlink my light from the nieghbors house.

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^R3K^ · 11-04-2001, 08:11 AM

none.. our hoes do it for us

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tenletters · 11-04-2001, 08:12 AM

R3K, you couldn't find a hoe in a hardware store.

h0st · 11-04-2001, 08:32 AM

let see...

3 to complain while the old lightbulb is working that it's too dim, and should be replaced before disaster.

5 to complain that the lightbulb is too bright, and replacing it would just be another useless hack.

17 to spam the board when it finally dies out.

5 of the above will make false claims of actually predicting the lightbulb's failure.

1 to implement a new lightbulb but that only shines 50% as bright as the old one, and only on Japan, west USA and norther Canada dues to latency issues.

4 to rant about that fact that lightbulbs are inefficient, and we should change everything to florencent lighting, even though the current power supply doesn't permit such devices.

25 to chant "The GFY lightbulb is dead! They got hacked! Filthy GFY´s!".

11 to declare that the /bin directory deliberatly executed the plne program that conficted with the lightbulb code, which caused it to drop core*.

1 newbie to actually propose a working light, but everyone just ignores him 'cause they're too busy flaming.

3 to open and close registration 52 times in a 5 hour period, to "protect the board from llamas."

14 to spend all day in GFY reminising about how good the old bulb was, and why we should all try to go back to how the old bulb was.

20 to declare that GFY can go just fine without a lightbulb, and even if there was one, it would just get into it's way.

3 to finally get the new bulb working, but no one knows how to use the new bulb, so they just spend their time bitching in GFY.

.:h0st

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redtext · 11-04-2001, 10:14 AM

>Great start! Much better than last week's competition. Keep up the good work chaps!<

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Rocky · 11-04-2001, 10:37 AM

did i miss anything?

been so damn busy renovating my castle on the Isle of Islay and drinking Drambuie that i just haven't had time to think of an answer for this weeks contest

sèamhas

hottshot · 11-04-2001, 11:02 AM

SIX: Two to debate the merits of 40 Watt vs. 70 Watt bulbs, One to mediate the dispute, One to cite meaningful portions of the Litany (Does "The Veil shall not be lifted" include lampshades?), One to keep the webmasters from throating each other as they bump around in the dark while waiting for the bulb to be changed, and One to screw in the light bulb.

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hottshot · 11-04-2001, 11:12 AM

ELEVEN: One to send a complete character conception (including stats, name, and password) to www.gofuckyourself.com instead of www.howthefuck.com.
Two to log into the gfy simultaneously and whine about how confusing it is.
One to stand in the Lounge and bitch because only the friends of Lens are allowed to play
Three to spam about their Official credentials, and how we're not doing things The Right Way.
One to log in, display poor typing and cognitive skills, log out, then log in and complain about how "their friend" was so abused by us big bad newbie-eating webmasters, all in the exact same typing and (lack of) thinking style.
One to ask indignantly if we think we're trying to write a novel here or what. One to log in every day and ask when his/her t-shirt is going to get sent.
And, finally, one to log in, ask intelligent questions, send a well-written concept to gfy, and FINALLY go and change the damned light bulb

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deluxe · 11-04-2001, 11:41 AM

It depends on the conversion of that lightbulb and wether it's shaving or not...

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Fossa · 11-04-2001, 11:49 AM

What's a light bulb?

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ADL Colin · 11-04-2001, 12:36 PM

It takes one to screw it in and everyone else to say they can do it better.

ez12 · 11-04-2001, 12:40 PM

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[Labret] · 11-04-2001, 01:05 PM

None.

Let the bitch cook in the dark.

m0rph3us · 11-04-2001, 01:13 PM

21!

10 webmasters hold up the chair upon while 1 webmaster stands (holding the lightbulb) and turn the chair counterclockwise to unscrew the lightbulbs. The other 10 stand in a circle around the chair spinning also counterclockwise so that the webmaster holding the lightbuld won't get dizzy.

=)

h0st · 11-07-2001, 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by redtext:
Most imaginative answers (as decided by our distinguished panel of judges) gets the free ads. Competition closes around lunchtime on Wednesday.

and the winner was..?

.:h0st

11-04-2001, 07:42 AM	#1
redtext Registered User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Beverly Hills California Posts: 55	The RedText Competition #2 HOORAY - it's time for this week's RedText.com/GFY competition. The prize, as usual, is 2,500 free RedText ads. I understand that last week's winner has done so well out of these ads that he's bought substantial islands off the West Coast of Scotland and a large fleet of aircraft to take him there (erm...back me up on this one, Rocky...) All you have to do is answer the following question: Question: How many adult webmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? Answer:...? Most imaginative answers (as decided by our distinguished panel of judges) gets the free ads. Competition closes around lunchtime on Wednesday. GOOD LUCK! ------------------ The #1 Adult Textlink Exchange http://www.redtext.com

11-04-2001, 07:47 AM	#2
Roberto Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 1,459	none, it's the content provider's problem to use good lights.

11-04-2001, 07:56 AM	#3
tenletters Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: the deep south Posts: 2,079	Our lightbulbs are updated daily. Bookmark now. or Click here to find out

11-04-2001, 08:02 AM	#4
evildick Guest Posts: n/a	No one buys light bulbs anymore because the TGP guys supply everyone with free light.

11-04-2001, 08:08 AM	#6
tenletters Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: the deep south Posts: 2,079	okay how about this one... None... they just open a niche site for people who are into darkness.

11-04-2001, 08:09 AM	#7
^R3K^ Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: North Carolina Posts: 2,815	none .. i hotlink my light from the nieghbors house. ------------------ HotFreePics.net Submit Your Tgp2 Gallerys

11-04-2001, 08:11 AM	#8
^R3K^ Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: North Carolina Posts: 2,815	none.. our hoes do it for us ------------------ HotFreePics.net Submit Your Tgp2 Gallerys

11-04-2001, 08:12 AM	#9
tenletters Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: the deep south Posts: 2,079	R3K, you couldn't find a hoe in a hardware store.

11-04-2001, 08:32 AM	#10
h0st Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Finland Posts: 1,216	let see... 3 to complain while the old lightbulb is working that it's too dim, and should be replaced before disaster. 5 to complain that the lightbulb is too bright, and replacing it would just be another useless hack. 17 to spam the board when it finally dies out. 5 of the above will make false claims of actually predicting the lightbulb's failure. 1 to implement a new lightbulb but that only shines 50% as bright as the old one, and only on Japan, west USA and norther Canada dues to latency issues. 4 to rant about that fact that lightbulbs are inefficient, and we should change everything to florencent lighting, even though the current power supply doesn't permit such devices. 25 to chant "The GFY lightbulb is dead! They got hacked! Filthy GFY´s!". 11 to declare that the /bin directory deliberatly executed the plne program that conficted with the lightbulb code, which caused it to drop core*. 1 newbie to actually propose a working light, but everyone just ignores him 'cause they're too busy flaming. 3 to open and close registration 52 times in a 5 hour period, to "protect the board from llamas." 14 to spend all day in GFY reminising about how good the old bulb was, and why we should all try to go back to how the old bulb was. 20 to declare that GFY can go just fine without a lightbulb, and even if there was one, it would just get into it's way. 3 to finally get the new bulb working, but no one knows how to use the new bulb, so they just spend their time bitching in GFY. .:h0st [This message has been edited by h0st (edited 11-04-2001).]

11-04-2001, 10:14 AM	#11
redtext Registered User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Beverly Hills California Posts: 55	>Great start! Much better than last week's competition. Keep up the good work chaps!< ------------------ The #1 Adult Textlink Exchange http://www.redtext.com

11-04-2001, 10:37 AM	#12
Rocky Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Living Off The Grid Posts: 3,022	did i miss anything? been so damn busy renovating my castle on the Isle of Islay and drinking Drambuie that i just haven't had time to think of an answer for this weeks contest sèamhas

11-04-2001, 11:02 AM	#13
hottshot Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: AZ Posts: 900	SIX: Two to debate the merits of 40 Watt vs. 70 Watt bulbs, One to mediate the dispute, One to cite meaningful portions of the Litany (Does "The Veil shall not be lifted" include lampshades?), One to keep the webmasters from throating each other as they bump around in the dark while waiting for the bulb to be changed, and One to screw in the light bulb. ------------------ Big-Penis webmaster program

11-04-2001, 11:12 AM	#14
hottshot Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: AZ Posts: 900	ELEVEN: One to send a complete character conception (including stats, name, and password) to www.gofuckyourself.com instead of www.howthefuck.com. Two to log into the gfy simultaneously and whine about how confusing it is. One to stand in the Lounge and bitch because only the friends of Lens are allowed to play Three to spam about their Official credentials, and how we're not doing things The Right Way. One to log in, display poor typing and cognitive skills, log out, then log in and complain about how "their friend" was so abused by us big bad newbie-eating webmasters, all in the exact same typing and (lack of) thinking style. One to ask indignantly if we think we're trying to write a novel here or what. One to log in every day and ask when his/her t-shirt is going to get sent. And, finally, one to log in, ask intelligent questions, send a well-written concept to gfy, and FINALLY go and change the damned light bulb [This message has been edited by hottshot (edited 11-04-2001).]

11-04-2001, 11:41 AM	#15
deluxe Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 1,434	It depends on the conversion of that lightbulb and wether it's shaving or not... ------------------ RaptorLabs Design Studio Triple your income with a kick ass design! Got any questions? just contact me ICQ:77717734

11-04-2001, 11:49 AM	#16
Fossa Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: A bar somewhere in the UK Posts: 136	What's a light bulb? Fossa ------------------ Submit your gallerys here Old Sploshers TGP

11-04-2001, 12:36 PM	#17
ADL Colin Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Tube Titans, USA Posts: 11,929	It takes one to screw it in and everyone else to say they can do it better.

11-04-2001, 12:40 PM	#18
ez12 Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: 388 753 309 Posts: 2,438	My PC provides enough light so I don't have any lights in my house ! ------------------ ez12, proud member of the deluxefamily http://www.deluxegirls.com Looking 4 some free content: DeluxeFreeContentPage [This message has been edited by ez12 (edited 11-04-2001).]

11-04-2001, 01:05 PM	#19
[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	None. Let the bitch cook in the dark.

11-04-2001, 01:13 PM	#20
m0rph3us Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Principality of Sealand Posts: 2,033	21! 10 webmasters hold up the chair upon while 1 webmaster stands (holding the lightbulb) and turn the chair counterclockwise to unscrew the lightbulbs. The other 10 stand in a circle around the chair spinning also counterclockwise so that the webmaster holding the lightbuld won't get dizzy. =)