Is your son a hacker? - GoFuckYourself.com

potter · 01-18-2005, 11:25 PM

http://adequacy.org/public/stories/2...2056.2147.html

The poll is pretty acruate, I mean obviously the smell given off a hacker is the key way of spotting one.

& They nailed it with Quake being a training tool for hackers.

Scary how close these people got it.

xlogger · 01-18-2005, 11:25 PM

No, but i am.

pxxx · 01-18-2005, 11:29 PM

I dont even have a son.

Shoehorn! · 01-18-2005, 11:30 PM

"Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash"."

Rantan · 01-18-2005, 11:32 PM

im glad this crap is fake

Steen2 · 01-18-2005, 11:34 PM

That post is so lame. Now everyone will be running to AOL and shunning AMD. That guy has got a few points wrong. Maybe he will see a lawsuit on his door for libel, thanks to his wonderful "guide".

Illicit · 01-18-2005, 11:36 PM

I would advise all parents to refuse this request. One of the reasons your son is interested in switching providers is to get away from AOL's child safety filter. This filter is vital to any parent who wants his son to enjoy the internet without the endangering him through exposure to "adult" content. It is best to stick with the protection AOL provides, rather than using a home-based solution. If your son is becoming a hacker, he will be able to circumvent any home-based measures with surprising ease, using information gleaned from various hacker sites.

GweedZilla · 01-18-2005, 11:40 PM

Wow, the comments section is the best part, alot of people took that a bit seriously lol.

sharpx9 · 01-19-2005, 12:07 AM

lol - I remember this shit from like 2 years ago. Funny stuff

foolio · 01-19-2005, 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shoehorn

"Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash"."

LOL Comet Cursor -- that it the kwelest proggie

Project-Shadow · 01-19-2005, 12:11 AM

Heh I remember reading this ages ago, always praying that the guy wasn't serious and no-one would take it seriously. Wished for too much eh.

Nicky · 01-19-2005, 12:12 AM

LOL, im a L33T H4XXX0R I used to play quake

Manowar · 01-19-2005, 12:13 AM

thats a good guide

xclusive · 01-19-2005, 12:14 AM

at 10 month my son is leet...

pr0phet · 01-19-2005, 12:16 AM

I would advise all parents to refuse this request. One of the reasons your son is interested in switching providers is to get away from AOL's child safety filter. This filter is vital to any parent who wants his son to enjoy the internet without the endangering him through exposure to "adult" content. It is best to stick with the protection AOL provides, rather than using a home-based solution. If your son is becoming a hacker, he will be able to circumvent any home-based measures with surprising ease, using information gleaned from various hacker sites.
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ENDANGER YOUR SON OF VIEWING ADULT CONTENT. That is some stupid shit.

aaron · 01-19-2005, 12:16 AM

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pr0phet · 01-19-2005, 12:21 AM

If your son spends more than thirty minutes each day on the computer, he may be using it to DOS other peoples sites. DOSing involves gaining access to the "command prompt" on other people's machines, and using it to tie up vital internet services. This can take up to eight hours. If your son is doing this, he is breaking the law, and you should stop him immediately. The safest policy is to limit your children's access to the computer to a maximum of forty-five minutes each day.

OMG these fucking idiots.
If your son spends more then 30 minutes on the computer he is automatically DOS'ing someone?!?!?!?!?!?! He might just be playing a fucking video game you retards.

pr0phet · 01-19-2005, 12:25 AM

such as "telnet", which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet without using a telephone.

Whoever whore this is a fucking retard. They claim Linux a well respected OS is a hacker tool. HAHAHAHA.

reynold · 01-19-2005, 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by potter

http://adequacy.org/public/stories/2...2056.2147.html

The poll is pretty acruate, I mean obviously the smell given off a hacker is the key way of spotting one.

& They nailed it with Quake being a training tool for hackers.

Scary how close these people got it.

Lesson learned: "Don't have kids."

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pxxx First African GFY Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 12,114	I dont even have a son.

01-18-2005, 11:36 PM	#7
Illicit wtf ? Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: GFY Posts: 11,895	I would advise all parents to refuse this request. One of the reasons your son is interested in switching providers is to get away from AOL's child safety filter. This filter is vital to any parent who wants his son to enjoy the internet without the endangering him through exposure to "adult" content. It is best to stick with the protection AOL provides, rather than using a home-based solution. If your son is becoming a hacker, he will be able to circumvent any home-based measures with surprising ease, using information gleaned from various hacker sites. __________________ Insert Sig Here

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GweedZilla Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Yonder over thar Posts: 549	Wow, the comments section is the best part, alot of people took that a bit seriously lol. __________________ icq: 199-245-330

01-19-2005, 12:07 AM	#9
sharpx9 Registered User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Clearwater, FL Posts: 2,085	lol - I remember this shit from like 2 years ago. Funny stuff

01-19-2005, 12:11 AM	#11
Project-Shadow Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 7,340	Heh I remember reading this ages ago, always praying that the guy wasn't serious and no-one would take it seriously. Wished for too much eh.

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Nicky Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Sweden Posts: 30,071	LOL, im a L33T H4XXX0R I used to play quake __________________ gfynicky @ gmail.com

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Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528	thats a good guide

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pr0phet Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,041	I would advise all parents to refuse this request. One of the reasons your son is interested in switching providers is to get away from AOL's child safety filter. This filter is vital to any parent who wants his son to enjoy the internet without the endangering him through exposure to "adult" content. It is best to stick with the protection AOL provides, rather than using a home-based solution. If your son is becoming a hacker, he will be able to circumvent any home-based measures with surprising ease, using information gleaned from various hacker sites. ------------------------------------ ENDANGER YOUR SON OF VIEWING ADULT CONTENT. That is some stupid shit. __________________ Pr0phet

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01-19-2005, 12:21 AM	#17
pr0phet Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,041	If your son spends more than thirty minutes each day on the computer, he may be using it to DOS other peoples sites. DOSing involves gaining access to the "command prompt" on other people's machines, and using it to tie up vital internet services. This can take up to eight hours. If your son is doing this, he is breaking the law, and you should stop him immediately. The safest policy is to limit your children's access to the computer to a maximum of forty-five minutes each day. OMG these fucking idiots. If your son spends more then 30 minutes on the computer he is automatically DOS'ing someone?!?!?!?!?!?! He might just be playing a fucking video game you retards. __________________ Pr0phet

01-19-2005, 12:25 AM	#18
pr0phet Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,041	such as "telnet", which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet without using a telephone. Whoever whore this is a fucking retard. They claim Linux a well respected OS is a hacker tool. HAHAHAHA. __________________ Pr0phet