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|  01-17-2005, 11:28 AM | #1 | 
| Die With Your Boots On Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Hawaii 
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				 |  Man, spam keeps getting more far fetched everyday Check out this email I just got, from "Princess Gloria Joseph", just a new twist on the old NIgerian banking scam, except this time a princess is in love with me: "Dear Friend, Good day and Compliments, I am writing this letter in confidence believing that if it is the wish of God for you to help me and my family, God almighty will bless and reward you aboundantly and you would never regreat this. I am a female student from University of Senegal,Dakar. I am 25 yrs old. I'd like any person who can be caring, loving and home oriented. I will love to have a long-term relationship with you and to know more about you. I would like to build up a solid foundation with you in time coming if you can be able to help me in this transaction. Well, my father died earlier two months ago and left I and my junior brother behind. He was a king, which our town citizens titled him over sixteen years before his death. I was a princess to him and I am the only person who can take care of his wealth now because my junior brother is still young and my mother is not literate enough to know all my father's wealth. He left the sum of USD 7, 350, 000.00 dollars (seven Million, Three Hundred and Fifty Thousand US Dollars)in a security company. This money was annually paid into my late fathers account from Shell petroleum development company(spdc)and chevron oil company operating in our locality for the compensation of youth and community development in our jurisdiction. I don't know how and what I will do to invest this money somewhere in abroad, so that my father's kindred will not take over what belongs to my father and our family, which they were planning to do without my present because I am a female as stated by our culture in the town. Now,i urgently need your humble assistance to move this money from the security company to your bank account, That is why I felt happy when I saw your contact because I strongly believe that by the grace of God, you will help me invest this money wisely. I am ready to pay 20% of the total amount to you if you help us in this transaction and another 10% interest of Annual After Income to you, for handling this transaction for us, which you will strongly have absolute control over. If you can handle this project sincerely and also willing to assist me in lifting this fund, kindly reach me. Please, note that this transaction is 100% risk free and I hope to commence the transaction as quick as possible please. Yours sincerely, Princess Gloria Joseph.(ms)."  
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|  01-17-2005, 11:36 AM | #2 | 
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				 | its legit. do it.     | 
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|  01-17-2005, 11:38 AM | #3 | 
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				 | give it a try. what do you have to lose.   
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|  01-17-2005, 11:39 AM | #4 | 
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				 | I never saw how they scam you in this? They are offering to give you a large sum of money but where do you get fucked 
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|  01-17-2005, 11:42 AM | #5 | 
| ICQ: 197-556-237 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: BRASIL !!! 
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				 | I heard they send you some money first, before they ask for all your money or something. I would give it a try. 
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|  01-17-2005, 11:44 AM | #6 | 
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				 | you should write them back and fuck with them. this scam never dies 
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|  01-17-2005, 11:52 AM | #7 | |
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|  01-17-2005, 12:00 PM | #8 | 
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				 | That's a pretty poor king... | 
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|  01-17-2005, 12:01 PM | #9 | |
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 "Wow, this is great, I always knew someday I would marry a princess and live in some exotic locale where giraffes and pigeons roam freely throughout the day and most of the night. Just tell me what I need to do. I urgently await your reply. Love, Dr. Ted Stevenson, Ph.D. By the way, where would you like to go on our honeymoon?" Now I play the waiting game, then marry a princess. 
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|  01-17-2005, 12:06 PM | #10 | 
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				 | Far fetched? I got the first similair mail 7 years ago i think. | 
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|  01-17-2005, 12:11 PM | #11 | |
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|  01-17-2005, 12:20 PM | #12 | |
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 Isn't she like saying.. the father took the money and never used it for the community?? If soo.. i wanna live there annd be king. I'll ransack/rape that account for everything it's got lol shit.. too good to be true  | |
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|  01-17-2005, 12:39 PM | #13 | |
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 When you go there, they use 2 diff options. 1) They kidnap you, take your money and ask your familly money to get you back in US. or 2) They kill you and get the money. (leasy ones) Some ppl who already failed for this scam got killed to. You see now where you can get fucked? or you still want to claim your free princess? ;) | |
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|  01-17-2005, 12:45 PM | #14 | |
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|  01-17-2005, 12:47 PM | #15 | 
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				 | Yeah, I hate those ones. I'd say what type of email spams I hate the most, but whats the use complaining amongst a community of spammers. Lol. | 
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|  01-18-2005, 12:40 PM | #16 | 
| Die With Your Boots On Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Hawaii 
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				 | HAHAHA, so I got a reply back, there were even pictures included.  This is some pretty convincing shit if you're that much of a dumbass that you would really buy into this shit. 
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|  01-18-2005, 12:47 PM | #17 | 
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				 | I answered mine, and now I'm filthy rich   
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|  01-18-2005, 12:48 PM | #18 | |
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|  01-18-2005, 12:49 PM | #19 | 
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				 | I used to get the one from the ex-president of an African nation. I guess you are doing better than me, yours is a princess. 
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|  01-18-2005, 01:42 PM | #20 | |
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|  01-18-2005, 01:45 PM | #21 | 
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|  01-18-2005, 01:50 PM | #22 | |
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 Anyone have a picture that looks like he could be a "Dr. Ted Stevenson," and not a google image search one? 
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|  01-18-2005, 04:19 PM | #23 | |
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