President Bush has been kidnapped - GoFuckYourself.com

BradM · 01-18-2005, 02:58 PM

Has anyone else noticed that in the last 3 weeks or so, Bush has not been such a cockgobbling fucknugget and is actually starting to make a bit of sense? I think someone injected him with a stockpile of THC to calm him the fuck down, or someone kidnapped him and replaced him with a duplicate that looks identical but is up 30IQ points on the real guy.

I have read a few articles where Bush is admitting to his errors and it sounds sincere.

"He cited "some very difficult decisions that made public diplomacy hard in the Muslim world -- one was obviously attacking Iraq.""
- cnn.com

I don't know, but in the last little while I haven't HATED the guy. Anyone else notice this?

Corleone · 01-18-2005, 02:59 PM

:/ wanted to open a bottle of champagne already

VideoPass_Alex · 01-18-2005, 03:01 PM

hahahahaha.

i think he should just chill in the white house and enjoy his paid in full election and a sock puppet should give all the speechs and public appearances.

BradM · 01-18-2005, 03:01 PM

"In a rare acknowledgment of fallibility, Bush has said some of his language during his first term may have been too blunt -- specifically "dead or alive" and "bring it on" when referring to wanted terrorists and threats."

Sounds to me like someone told him to smarten the hell up or no more cookies for him.

wes · 01-18-2005, 03:01 PM

BradM: can I suck you off?

BradM · 01-18-2005, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by wes

BradM: can I suck you off?

Weird...

BlueWire · 01-18-2005, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by BradM

Has anyone else noticed that in the last 3 weeks or so, Bush has not been such a cockgobbling fucknugget and is actually starting to make a bit of sense? I think someone injected him with a stockpile of THC to calm him the fuck down, or someone kidnapped him and replaced him with a duplicate that looks identical but is up 30IQ points on the real guy.

I have read a few articles where Bush is admitting to his errors and it sounds sincere.

"He cited "some very difficult decisions that made public diplomacy hard in the Muslim world -- one was obviously attacking Iraq.""
- cnn.com

I don't know, but in the last little while I haven't HATED the guy. Anyone else notice this?

Don't tease me like this...If GW got kidnapped I'd go rent out a bar and throw a party

MrIzzz · 01-18-2005, 03:11 PM

GW will be on our TVs every fucking night real soon once we invade iran

BradM · 01-18-2005, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by MrIzzz

GW will be on our TVs every fucking night real soon once we invade iran

Honestly I don't think that will happen.

Are you on ICQ?

Icon · 01-18-2005, 03:12 PM

According to Micheal Moore, Bush spent the majority of his time out of the public eye. THe less time he spends away from the public, the less likely it is he'll be caught doing/saying something ignorant. he does say a lot of assinine things....

Trax · 01-18-2005, 03:13 PM

damn
this would have made my day

flashfire · 01-18-2005, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by MrIzzz

GW will be on our TVs every fucking night real soon once we invade iran

probably, hes getting his rest now...reading the dictionary so he doesnt fuck up every 2nd word

BradM · 01-18-2005, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Icon

According to Micheal Moore

Moore is a fat useless sack of shit.
And shush, I am a democrat.

rambler · 01-18-2005, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by BradM

Moore is a fat useless sack of shit.
And shush, I am a democrat.

Hey!! It's not nice to call someone fat.

Yo Adrian · 01-18-2005, 03:21 PM

dude, you got me all excited over nothing!

Chris · 01-18-2005, 03:24 PM

oh you silly canadian you

BradM · 01-18-2005, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Yo Adrian

dude, you got me all excited over nothing!

I tend to do that to you don't I...

Icon · 01-18-2005, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by BradM

Moore is a fat useless sack of shit.
And shush, I am a democrat.

I agree, he's a fat sensationalist.....however he does read Greg Palast and use Palast's research in his evidence, and Palast is a pretty intelligent dude. Unfortunaly, not many people know him.

xclusive · 01-18-2005, 03:28 PM

Well we are talking about Iran just like before we raided afganistan and Iraq so it's a safe bet Iran is next not to mention we sold a shitload of bunkerbusters to Israel say bye bye to Irans Nuke capabilities

jojo55 · 01-18-2005, 03:28 PM

it was all a dream

IwantU Bryan · 01-18-2005, 03:35 PM

We are not that lucky

Cyndalie · 01-18-2005, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by BradM

Has anyone else noticed that in the last 3 weeks or so, Bush has not been such a cockgobbling fucknugget and is actually starting to make a bit of sense? I think someone injected him with a stockpile of THC to calm him the fuck down, or someone kidnapped him and replaced him with a duplicate that looks identical but is up 30IQ points on the real guy.

I have read a few articles where Bush is admitting to his errors and it sounds sincere.

"He cited "some very difficult decisions that made public diplomacy hard in the Muslim world -- one was obviously attacking Iraq.""
- cnn.com

I don't know, but in the last little while I haven't HATED the guy. Anyone else notice this?

You're kidding right? He's ass kissing for his inauguration. How about his great comment to the black gentleman about 'I hear your people don't live as long as... as... as other males".. or whatever. DUMBASS Open White House, Insert Foot.

How about his nomination for Secretary of State.. the biggest ballsy liar in America Ms. Rice. What a fucking joke.

Another 4 years of hell. I figure about this time in 2009 I will be earning 50% less of what I'm earning now and the cost of living will, again, double.

Goose · 01-18-2005, 03:54 PM

I hate fake drama

Rui · 01-18-2005, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM

Has anyone else noticed that in the last 3 weeks or so, Bush has not been such a cockgobbling fucknugget and is actually starting to make a bit of sense? I think someone injected him with a stockpile of THC to calm him the fuck down, or someone kidnapped him and replaced him with a duplicate that looks identical but is up 30IQ points on the real guy.

I have read a few articles where Bush is admitting to his errors and it sounds sincere.

"He cited "some very difficult decisions that made public diplomacy hard in the Muslim world -- one was obviously attacking Iraq.""
- cnn.com

I don't know, but in the last little while I haven't HATED the guy. Anyone else notice this?

Sounds doable to me

Webby · 01-18-2005, 05:09 PM

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President Bush has been kidnapped

Good ... Now maybe now somebody can clean up the mess :-)

Yea... Noticed the "compassionate Conservative" milder tone. The "old style" did not matter a toss to anyone - they just laughed. Maybe he's trying to appear intelligent in the second term?

pussyluver · 01-18-2005, 05:13 PM

Clinton is coaching him. I'm serious.

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BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	President Bush has been kidnapped Has anyone else noticed that in the last 3 weeks or so, Bush has not been such a cockgobbling fucknugget and is actually starting to make a bit of sense? I think someone injected him with a stockpile of THC to calm him the fuck down, or someone kidnapped him and replaced him with a duplicate that looks identical but is up 30IQ points on the real guy. I have read a few articles where Bush is admitting to his errors and it sounds sincere. "He cited "some very difficult decisions that made public diplomacy hard in the Muslim world -- one was obviously attacking Iraq."" - cnn.com I don't know, but in the last little while I haven't HATED the guy. Anyone else notice this?

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