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Old 01-18-2005, 03:03 AM   #1
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Jesus...that 'lawyer' must have had some spare time or something. Fuck....


Pensioners arrested over lawyer joke

Two pensioners were arrested outside a New York court for telling jokes about lawyers.

The men were telling jokes while queuing to get into the First District Court in Hempstead, reports Newsday.

"How do you tell when a lawyer is lying?" Harvey Kash, 69, said to Carl Lanzisera, 65. "His lips are moving," they said in unison.

But a lawyer standing in front of them in the queue was not amused and had them arrested and charged with disorderly conduct.

"They put the handcuffs on us, brought us into a room, frisked us, sat us down and checked our driver's licenses to see if there were any warrants out for our arrest," Mr Lanzisera said.

The men are founders of Americans for Legal Reform, a group who use confrontational tactics to push for greater public access to courts.

One tactic is driving a truck around the Huntington area emblazoned with the slogan 'Stop The Lawyer Disease'.

Dan Bagnuola, a spokesman for the Nassau courts, said the men were causing a stir and that their exercise of their First Amendment rights to free speech was impeding the rights of others at the court.

"They were being abusive and they were causing a disturbance," he said.


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Old 01-18-2005, 03:11 AM   #2
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totally fucked up can't wait to see the lawsuit on this one
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Old 01-18-2005, 04:13 AM   #3
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the land of the free...
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Old 01-18-2005, 04:13 AM   #4
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Old 01-18-2005, 04:19 AM   #5
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lol, i love this country
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Old 01-18-2005, 04:44 AM   #6
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Old 01-18-2005, 05:00 AM   #7
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lol thats terrible
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Old 01-18-2005, 05:44 AM   #8
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I can't belive the cops actually went and arrested them.
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Old 01-18-2005, 05:59 AM   #9
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Old 01-18-2005, 08:11 AM   #10
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Old 01-18-2005, 08:31 AM   #11
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LOL! I'll mind my distance from lawyers next time.
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Old 01-18-2005, 08:43 AM   #12
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What an Asshole!
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Old 01-18-2005, 08:45 AM   #13
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Its true, I have never heard of anything crazy like this in any other country
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Old 01-18-2005, 09:04 AM   #14
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I have a ton of lawyer friends and they are the first to tell jokes about themselves... That guy must´ve had some issues.
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