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Sarah_Jayne · 01-17-2005, 03:54 AM

Police hunt poo protesters

Police in Germany are hunting pranksters who have been sticking miniature US flags into piles of dog poo in public parks.

Josef Oettl, parks administrator for Bayreuth, said: "This has been going on for about a year now, and there must be 2,000 to 3,000 piles of excrement that have been claimed during that time."

The series of incidents was originally thought to be some sort of protest against the US-led invasion of Iraq.

And then when it continued it was thought to be a protest against President George W. Bush's campaign for re-election.

But it is still going on and the police say they are completely baffled as to who is to blame.

"We have sent out extra patrols to try to catch whoever is doing this in the act," said police spokesman Reiner Kuechler.

"But frankly, we don't know what we would do if we caught them red handed."

Legal experts say there is no law against using faeces as a flag stand and the federal constitution is vague on the issue.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1248811.html

nofx · 01-17-2005, 03:55 AM

hahaha

that is great

i hope they dont catch them!

BRISK · 01-17-2005, 03:58 AM

If there's no law being broken, then why is taxpayer money being spent on police trying to catch the person doing it?

xlogger · 01-17-2005, 04:00 AM

poo protesters!

mwahahahaha

fl_prn_str · 01-17-2005, 04:01 AM

it all sounds pretty shitty 2 me.

Sarah_Jayne · 01-17-2005, 04:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fl_prn_str

it all sounds pretty shitty 2 me.

boom boom

Vitasoy · 01-17-2005, 05:34 AM

People with too much time on their hands.

Entropy · 01-17-2005, 05:52 AM

the police are spending man hours on poo?

xclusive · 01-17-2005, 05:53 AM

lol now that's funny

Dalai lama · 01-17-2005, 05:55 AM

hahaha thanks for the laugh.

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Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	Police hunt poo protesters Police hunt poo protesters Police in Germany are hunting pranksters who have been sticking miniature US flags into piles of dog poo in public parks. Josef Oettl, parks administrator for Bayreuth, said: "This has been going on for about a year now, and there must be 2,000 to 3,000 piles of excrement that have been claimed during that time." The series of incidents was originally thought to be some sort of protest against the US-led invasion of Iraq. And then when it continued it was thought to be a protest against President George W. Bush's campaign for re-election. But it is still going on and the police say they are completely baffled as to who is to blame. "We have sent out extra patrols to try to catch whoever is doing this in the act," said police spokesman Reiner Kuechler. "But frankly, we don't know what we would do if we caught them red handed." Legal experts say there is no law against using faeces as a flag stand and the federal constitution is vague on the issue. http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1248811.html

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