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lightswitch · 11-03-2001, 03:03 AM

K so i go out with the buds to a bar & play some pool tonight. Wind up meeting a hot chick. Im engaged so im not that interested in her, but still its always nice to enjoy teh company of a hot chick. anywyas talked with her a bit, then head back over to my freinds where i get interecpted by one of teh bar tender/bouncers. He informs me that teh girl is only 16! yes 16 fucekn years old. & tehn tells me all about how, in MT you only have to be 16 to goto a bar if your accomapined by a parent! What teh fuck! I swear she looked in her 20's! Turns out the mother daugheter duo go out & pick up on guys together! Geeze, never again will i talk to a girl in a bar every weekend for teh last month its been bad news for me.

[Labret] · 11-03-2001, 03:17 AM

Ok, here is what sounds fishy to me about this story.

1) Its Montana
2) She is 16
3) ANY girl who goes out drinking with her mother at 16 is not going to be hot.

Thats a duo from a Jerry Springer episode.

You were drunk you sick bastard.

lightswitch · 11-03-2001, 03:26 AM

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Originally posted by [Labret]:

Ok, here is what sounds fishy to me about this story.

1) Its Montana
2) She is 16
3) ANY girl who goes out drinking with her mother at 16 is not going to be hot.

Thats a duo from a Jerry Springer episode.

You were drunk you sick bastard.

NO! its confirmed.
I had three other guys confirm she was hot.
I even asked them how old they thought she was before i told them teh whole thing. one guys said 23, teh other said he figured she had at least 2 kids @ home. Im telling you i duped.

[Labret] · 11-03-2001, 03:42 AM

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Originally posted by lightswitch:

teh other said he figured she had at least 2 kids @ home. Im telling you i duped.

So your telling me she had the body of someone who had calfed two rug rats?

Blech.

AaronM · 11-03-2001, 03:44 AM

Um... Lightswitch..... Do you know how to spell the word "the"

At least you spelled THE word THEN correctly, in your second post. Assuming that you are not a total retard, I have to agree that you are indeed drunk. Sleep it off man.

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^R3K^ · 11-03-2001, 04:04 AM

aaron what are you the damn spelling nazi?

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Osholio · 11-03-2001, 04:40 AM

16's legal here

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tenletters · 11-03-2001, 10:08 AM

So, did you fuck her?

GTS Mark · 11-03-2001, 10:35 AM

I think you had your beer goggles on!

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Lensman · 11-03-2001, 10:37 AM

Isn't 16 the age of consent there, meaning you can do it with her.

AaronM · 11-03-2001, 12:35 PM

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Originally posted by ^R3K^:
aaron what are you the damn spelling nazi?

[This message has been edited by ^R3K^ (edited 11-03-2001).]

Not usually. Nobody is perfect but that spelling error just jumped out at me. He mispelled "THE" every single time. Not like it is Czechoslovakia or something tricky. Besides, I was just pointing out that he was drunk. Quit being a dick.

eRock · 11-03-2001, 03:13 PM

Well, I used to go to a lotta raves when I was youger & the last one I was at I was probably about 23 or 24 & I was hittin' it off really good w/ this girl who I ASSUMED was about the same age. Turned out she was 15!!! Yikes! I then realized I was WAY too old to be goin' to them. Never again...

spankstrocko · 11-03-2001, 03:15 PM

Do they have any laws that say you can fuck them at 16 if a parent accompanies them.

You could always bang the Mom and Daughter commbo

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11-03-2001, 03:16 PM

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Originally posted by AaronM:
Not like it is Czechoslovakia or something tricky.

Dude, don't be pickin on the Czech people or I'm gonna get pissed !

eRock · 11-03-2001, 03:17 PM

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Originally posted by spankstrocko:
Do they have any laws that say you can fuck them at 16 if a parent accompanies them.

LMAO! They should! That'd be HIL-LARIOUS!

Amputate Your Head · 11-03-2001, 07:58 PM

Nothin' wrong with that story bro.... I say get over it & do 'em both doggie style.

11-03-2001, 03:03 AM	#1
lightswitch Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Butte, MT, USA Posts: 870	I live in a fucked up place! K so i go out with the buds to a bar & play some pool tonight. Wind up meeting a hot chick. Im engaged so im not that interested in her, but still its always nice to enjoy teh company of a hot chick. anywyas talked with her a bit, then head back over to my freinds where i get interecpted by one of teh bar tender/bouncers. He informs me that teh girl is only 16! yes 16 fucekn years old. & tehn tells me all about how, in MT you only have to be 16 to goto a bar if your accomapined by a parent! What teh fuck! I swear she looked in her 20's! Turns out the mother daugheter duo go out & pick up on guys together! Geeze, never again will i talk to a girl in a bar every weekend for teh last month its been bad news for me.

11-03-2001, 03:17 AM	#2
[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	Ok, here is what sounds fishy to me about this story. 1) Its Montana 2) She is 16 3) ANY girl who goes out drinking with her mother at 16 is not going to be hot. Thats a duo from a Jerry Springer episode. You were drunk you sick bastard.

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AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	Um... Lightswitch..... Do you know how to spell the word "the" At least you spelled THE word THEN correctly, in your second post. Assuming that you are not a total retard, I have to agree that you are indeed drunk. Sleep it off man. ------------------ Aaron Matthews Productions aaron-matthews.com

11-03-2001, 04:04 AM	#6
^R3K^ Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: North Carolina Posts: 2,815	aaron what are you the damn spelling nazi? [This message has been edited by ^R3K^ (edited 11-03-2001).]

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Osholio Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: UK Posts: 99	16's legal here ------------------ ClickCash - Better than 1:99 and $50 for signing up Lightspeed Cash - Converts like crazy

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tenletters Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: the deep south Posts: 2,079	So, did you fuck her?

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Lensman GFY Chaperone Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Adult.com Posts: 9,846	Isn't 16 the age of consent there, meaning you can do it with her.

11-03-2001, 03:13 PM	#12
eRock Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Chi-town Posts: 3,112	Well, I used to go to a lotta raves when I was youger & the last one I was at I was probably about 23 or 24 & I was hittin' it off really good w/ this girl who I ASSUMED was about the same age. Turned out she was 15!!! Yikes! I then realized I was WAY too old to be goin' to them. Never again...

11-03-2001, 03:15 PM	#13
spankstrocko Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Boston, MA Posts: 454	Do they have any laws that say you can fuck them at 16 if a parent accompanies them. You could always bang the Mom and Daughter commbo Spankstrocko

11-03-2001, 07:58 PM	#16
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	Nothin' wrong with that story bro.... I say get over it & do 'em both doggie style.