Daddy, how was I born? (joke) - GoFuckYourself.com

StuartD · 01-15-2005, 01:01 PM

Daddy, how was I born?

Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-café.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too later to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Popup appeared and said: You've, Got Male!

Indica · 01-15-2005, 01:02 PM

ahaha, very cute!

OzMan · 01-15-2005, 01:06 PM

I got a real one for ya that my 6 year old son asked a few weeks ago.

"Daddy how did you and Mommy make me?"

"Ummmm (formulates birds and bees story for 6 year old), well I planted a seed in Mommy and it grew into a baby and that was you"

"Oh ok, did you have to dig a hole to plant it?"

"Yeah, I guess you could say that"

Pornopat · 01-15-2005, 01:15 PM

Hehehehehe I like both versions.

Manowar · 01-15-2005, 01:19 PM

A just-married Chinese couple decided to make love on the wedding night in the hotel where they held their wedding. The wife did not want to get pregnant and requested the husband to buy condom from the shop nearby. When the husband left, the wife waited anxiously in the room with all the lights switched off.

The husband had a hard time looking for a shop that sell condom and when he finally found one, he realized that he had only one 20 cents coin. He asked the shop owner to sell him one piece of condom and the shop owner asked him which quality does he want. "The white condom, lowest quality, is 15 cents each. The black condom, average quality, is 20 cents each. And the purple condom, highest quality, is 25 cents each." So the husband took the black condom as he had only 20 cents with him.

While the husband was out, a black Indian thief came into the room. The wife did not notice and thought that it was her husband. She grabs the thief and happily screwing away. The wife was so exhausted that she felt asleep immediately.

When he reach the hotel, he found his wife sleeping. Without a warning, he jump onto his wife and started making love. The wife was surprised that the husband was so energetic as she enjoyed the session.

A year later, the wife gave birth to a black baby boy. When the baby grows up, he ask the father "Pa, why am I black and you are white????"

The father shouted "You are damn lucky already, 5 cents more and you would have been PURPLE".

Illicit · 01-15-2005, 01:22 PM

Some pretty good ones in this thread

Tania · 01-15-2005, 02:26 PM

lol...that was good one

SmutGiant · 01-15-2005, 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manowar

A just-married Chinese couple decided to make love on the wedding night in the hotel where they held their wedding. The wife did not want to get pregnant and requested the husband to buy condom from the shop nearby. When the husband left, the wife waited anxiously in the room with all the lights switched off.

The husband had a hard time looking for a shop that sell condom and when he finally found one, he realized that he had only one 20 cents coin. He asked the shop owner to sell him one piece of condom and the shop owner asked him which quality does he want. "The white condom, lowest quality, is 15 cents each. The black condom, average quality, is 20 cents each. And the purple condom, highest quality, is 25 cents each." So the husband took the black condom as he had only 20 cents with him.

While the husband was out, a black Indian thief came into the room. The wife did not notice and thought that it was her husband. She grabs the thief and happily screwing away. The wife was so exhausted that she felt asleep immediately.

When he reach the hotel, he found his wife sleeping. Without a warning, he jump onto his wife and started making love. The wife was surprised that the husband was so energetic as she enjoyed the session.

A year later, the wife gave birth to a black baby boy. When the baby grows up, he ask the father "Pa, why am I black and you are white????"

The father shouted "You are damn lucky already, 5 cents more and you would have been PURPLE".

Vitasoy · 01-15-2005, 03:48 PM

hehe... Those are great ones, nice.

reynold · 01-17-2005, 01:44 AM

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Originally Posted by NichePay - StuartD

Daddy, how was I born?

Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-café.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too later to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Popup appeared and said: You've, Got Male!

This is so hilarious, man. Hahaha.

ocho-ocho · 01-17-2005, 02:00 AM

lolz..very good jokes in this thread, that was a good laugh while here at work, thanks peep

Aractor · 01-17-2005, 02:01 AM

Those are great, lol. I know a few people I'll be retelling them too

Persius · 01-17-2005, 02:04 AM

hahah funny ones

Entropy · 01-17-2005, 02:54 AM

that is a pretty funny joke man

myjah · 01-17-2005, 03:06 AM

Those all made me laugh!

kowntafit · 01-17-2005, 03:53 AM

Nice one, I'll have to pass that on.

Raf1 · 01-17-2005, 03:59 AM

nice jokes

BlueDesignStudios · 01-17-2005, 04:01 AM

hahaha LOL

shaman_from_BabaJaga · 01-17-2005, 04:32 AM

ffmihai · 01-17-2005, 04:54 AM

cool jokes.. hahahaha

Goose · 01-17-2005, 04:55 AM

rofl good one!

Dalai lama · 01-17-2005, 05:08 AM

haha good one

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