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  • Zester
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    • Jul 2003
    • 5344

    #1

    look at what me girlfriend did to me

    me and my girlfriend decided to marry.

    we've been together for 3.5 years, the only problem we had was her slut sister.
    she was hitting on me since day 1, and it's wasn't just my imagination, because my girlfriend said so as well.

    and she is VERY HOT.

    I avoided her the whole time I was with my girl, until yesterday, 3 days before our wedding day.

    she called me and asked me to come over to fix something at her door step, I said: "ok, but no funny shit!" , she giggled and said: "ok".
    as I parked the car I saw her at the window with an "I want to fuck you" look, but I still came in and asked: "hi, ok, so what's the problem?"
    she said the problem is that I'm gonna get married soon and she wanted to do the "wild monkey dance" with me from the first day she saw me.
    she said my girlfriend and future bride will never know, and after we do it this one and last time she will leave me alone.

    I didn't respond, because I didn't really know what to say, so she said: "I'm going upstairs, if you want to, I'll be waiting there...naked and ready."
    she went upstairs and threw her underwear back to the stairs. that made me really horny.

    I turned around, ran out of the house, and there my girlfriend stood (!!!)
    she hugged me and said: "Honey, I knew what was going on between you and my sis, I know she's been try to sack you from day 1.
    I wanted to know if you will be true to me forever so I set it all up with my sister, today sis acted it for me. you can say it was a test, and you did great! I love you!"

    I was in shock.

    and the moral of this story is: ALWAYS KEEP THE CONDOMS IN YOUR CAR AND NOT IN YOUR PANTS
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  • alias
    aliasx
    • Apr 2001
    • 19010

    #2
    you have chosen wisely

    reminds me of an indiana jones movie
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    • Manowar
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      • Dec 2003
      • 71528

      #3

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      • SmutGiant
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        • Oct 2003
        • 4896

        #4
        hahaha wow!

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        • EyesWideShut
          Confirmed User
          • Jun 2004
          • 354

          #5
          Originally posted by Zester
          and the moral of this story is: ALWAYS KEEP THE CONDOMS IN YOUR CAR AND NOT IN YOUR PANTS
          OMGGGGG dude that's hilarious!!!!!!
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          • Magg
            Confirmed User
            • Feb 2004
            • 4467

            #6
            and the moral of this story is: ALWAYS KEEP THE CONDOMS IN YOUR CAR AND NOT IN YOUR PANTS
            ROFLMAO!!!!!! I laughed so loud at that, HAHA!!

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            • groark
              So Fucking Banned
              • Nov 2003
              • 1966

              #7
              Wow lucky you.. Could have tourned out the other way just because of stupid games..

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              • grumpy
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                • Jan 2002
                • 9870

                #8
                Old joke but you gave it a nice twist
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                • Adulter
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                  • Feb 2003
                  • 1252

                  #9

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                  • Sarah_Jayne
                    Now with more Jayne
                    • Dec 2002
                    • 40077

                    #10

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                    • Serious-Partner
                      Confirmed User
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 2585

                      #11
                      funny joke!

                      but is it ok, if condoms will be in the car and the weather is cold?!?

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                      • FissPunny
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                        • Sep 2004
                        • 231

                        #12
                        shame you didnt get to bang both sisters as a reward
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                        • foxxx
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                          • Jun 2002
                          • 573

                          #13
                          BWAHAHAHAHA thats fucking lucky shit man :D

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                          • polish_aristocrat
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                            • Jul 2002
                            • 40377

                            #14
                            My cock got hard from reading this story, is this normal?
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                            • chronic avenger
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                              • Aug 2003
                              • 2509

                              #15
                              if this is true... FUNNY ASS SHIT....
                              if its made up GREAT STORY

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                              • darksoul
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                                • Apr 2002
                                • 4997

                                #16
                                we know its not true.
                                but if any bitch did that to me I'd drop her in a minute.
                                that would show how much she trusts you.
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                                • Illicit
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                                  • Dec 2003
                                  • 11895

                                  #17
                                  fuck that ! she obviously doesnt trust you...
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                                  • Wiggles
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                                    • May 2004
                                    • 14423

                                    #18
                                    haha still a classic joke, never gets overdone
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                                    • gangbangjoe
                                      Ronin
                                      • May 2004
                                      • 17693

                                      #19
                                      this is a old joke

                                      but still funny

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                                      • Vitasoy
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                                        • Oct 2003
                                        • 58202

                                        #20
                                        lol I'd dump that bitch in a second if she ever tested me like that


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                                        • com
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                                          • Aug 2003
                                          • 4541

                                          #21
                                          take a silenced .22 with subsonic ammo, and plug both of those bitches. if you still feel like fucking either peice of meat feel free to toss their nude bodies into the oven on a low heat to keep them warm while you finish up with the other. there's nothing more repulsive than a setup... well other than a cold pussy that is.
                                          Last edited by com; 01-15-2005, 03:27 AM.

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                                          • Dirty-Dough
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                                            • Dec 2004
                                            • 496

                                            #22
                                            Damn... What a setup...

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                                            • xlogger
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                                              • Jul 2004
                                              • 9507

                                              #23
                                              is the sister hotter than the g/f? if it is i will dump the g/f in a sec and go for the sister.

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                                              • Twe Russ
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                                                • Jan 2003
                                                • 3493

                                                #24
                                                ROFL, thanx for a good laugh.

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                                                • nico-t
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                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                  • 29903

                                                  #25
                                                  holy fucking shit..... i dont think i could handle it...

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                                                  • Mefo
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                                                    • Jun 2002
                                                    • 6169

                                                    #26
                                                    OMG you're fucking lucky dude

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                                                    • strobi
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                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                      • 7383

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by com
                                                      take a silenced .22 with subsonic ammo, and plug both of those bitches. if you still feel like fucking either peice of meat feel free to toss their nude bodies into the oven on a low heat to keep them warm while you finish up with the other. there's nothing more repulsive than a setup... well other than a cold pussy that is.

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                                                      • Corleone
                                                        C.R.E.A.M
                                                        • Apr 2003
                                                        • 15262

                                                        #28
                                                        I'd leave her because she didn't trust you..

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                                                        • Manowar
                                                          jellyfish  
                                                          • Dec 2003
                                                          • 71528

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by groark
                                                          Wow lucky you.. Could have tourned out the other way just because of stupid games..
                                                          someone didnt get it

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                                                          • ADL Colin
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                                                            • Feb 2001
                                                            • 11929

                                                            #30
                                                            *edit* Didn't read the last sentence. ;-)
                                                            Last edited by ADL Colin; 01-15-2005, 04:59 AM.


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                                                            • com
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                                                              • Aug 2003
                                                              • 4541

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by strobi
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                                                              You wouldn't have heard of it otherwise. Had it been done properly that is.

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                                                              • wedouglas
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                                                                • Aug 2004
                                                                • 5921

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by alias
                                                                you have chosen wisely

                                                                reminds me of an indiana jones movie
                                                                what he said

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                                                                • Smurfette
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                                                                  • Sep 2001
                                                                  • 542

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Thanks for the laugh this morning, it never gets old hearing that one!

                                                                  Smurfette

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                                                                  • Basic_man
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                                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                                    • 27360

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Congrats man ! I wish you both an happy life !
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                                                                    • Monique Niccole
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                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                      • 5653

                                                                      #35
                                                                      cute joke

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                                                                      • ModelPerfect
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                                                                        • Nov 2003
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Time to call off the wedding for lack of trust.
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                                                                        • BigasMoe
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                                                                          • Nov 2003
                                                                          • 1401

                                                                          #37
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                                                                          That was some fumny shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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                                                                          • Sosa
                                                                            In Tushy Land
                                                                            • Oct 2002
                                                                            • 40149

                                                                            #38
                                                                            haha I've heard that joke before.

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                                                                            • Fucksakes
                                                                              Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
                                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                                              • 7567

                                                                              #39
                                                                              I heard this before as well, and after the guy found out it was a set up he left his girlfriend, said if you cant trust me than see ya.

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                                                                              • sixxxthsense
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                                                                                • Aug 2004
                                                                                • 2421

                                                                                #40
                                                                                hehe fucking funny ending!
                                                                                VERY NICE, i didnt see it coming!

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                                                                                • Sebo de Macho
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                                                                                  • Sep 2004
                                                                                  • 336

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  nice story
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                                                                                  • cezam
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                                                                                    • Jun 2003
                                                                                    • 1363

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    i'd dump her if she tested me like that

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                                                                                    • Tricksy
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                                                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                                                      • 2601

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      hahahaha good story!


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                                                                                      • HizAzPhun
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                                                                                        • Jun 2004
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        True or not, that is fuckin laugh out loud funny ..... awesome story.

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                                                                                        • Bigwilly
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                                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                                          • 1101

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          now that was probably the funniest thing ive read on this forum

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                                                                                          • DeadFidel
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                                                                                            • Jul 2003
                                                                                            • 6764

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            If it's a Penthouse story, fine. If that ever happened in real life and you married the bitch, you would be the biggest sucker on earth.
                                                                                            This shit was before you were married, HAH..imagine in a year or so, she'll have private eyes watching your every move. Sounds like that wife-to-be is an accident waiting to happen.

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                                                                                            • kaliboy2g
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                                                                                              • Jun 2004
                                                                                              • 10963

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by Vitasoy
                                                                                              lol I'd dump that bitch in a second if she ever tested me like that

                                                                                              Same here.
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                                                                                              • shima
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                                                                                                • May 2003
                                                                                                • 1753

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                In another variation I heard that is was the dad who meets you when you get out of the house, and says "Damn, you are da man!" Moral is the same.

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                                                                                                • feN
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                                                                                                  • Aug 2003
                                                                                                  • 2547

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  heheheheheh
                                                                                                  funniest shit i read today
                                                                                                  hilarious hehehehe

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                                                                                                  • DEA - banned for life
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                                                                                                    • Nov 2004
                                                                                                    • 7886

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    funny stuff thanks for the laugh my friend

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