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Harmon · 01-15-2005, 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zester

me and my girlfriend decided to marry.

we've been together for 3.5 years, the only problem we had was her slut sister.
she was hitting on me since day 1, and it's wasn't just my imagination, because my girlfriend said so as well.

and she is VERY HOT.

I avoided her the whole time I was with my girl, until yesterday, 3 days before our wedding day.

she called me and asked me to come over to fix something at her door step, I said: "ok, but no funny shit!" , she giggled and said: "ok".
as I parked the car I saw her at the window with an "I want to fuck you" look, but I still came in and asked: "hi, ok, so what's the problem?"
she said the problem is that I'm gonna get married soon and she wanted to do the "wild monkey dance" with me from the first day she saw me.
she said my girlfriend and future bride will never know, and after we do it this one and last time she will leave me alone.

I didn't respond, because I didn't really know what to say, so she said: "I'm going upstairs, if you want to, I'll be waiting there...naked and ready."
she went upstairs and threw her underwear back to the stairs. that made me really horny.

I turned around, ran out of the house, and there my girlfriend stood (!!!)
she hugged me and said: "Honey, I knew what was going on between you and my sis, I know she's been try to sack you from day 1.
I wanted to know if you will be true to me forever so I set it all up with my sister, today sis acted it for me. you can say it was a test, and you did great! I love you!"

I was in shock.

and the moral of this story is: ALWAYS KEEP THE CONDOMS IN YOUR CAR AND NOT IN YOUR PANTS

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SomeCreep · 01-15-2005, 11:39 AM

IceMaster · 01-15-2005, 11:40 AM

Nice story.

Ross · 01-15-2005, 11:48 AM

VERY VERY FUNNY!

Nice one!

Tala · 01-15-2005, 11:51 AM

One of the oldest jokes known to mankind but still funny as hell.

ACJ_BOB · 01-15-2005, 11:58 AM

this is funny

Dalai lama · 01-15-2005, 12:00 PM

haha that's as nice story

DirtyGold-Doug · 01-15-2005, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zester

me and my girlfriend decided to marry.
....I wanted to know if you will be true to me forever so I set it all up with my sister, today sis acted it for me. you can say it was a test, and you did great! I love you!"

I was in shock.

and the moral of this story is: ALWAYS KEEP THE CONDOMS IN YOUR CAR AND NOT IN YOUR PANTS

She just wanted to know if you wold be faithful while she is out fucking around on you

seriously... nice fiction

RottenPug · 01-15-2005, 12:10 PM

That is a good one.

Mojiteaux · 01-15-2005, 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zester

me and my girlfriend decided to marry.

we've been together for 3.5 years, the only problem we had was her slut sister.
she was hitting on me since day 1, and it's wasn't just my imagination, because my girlfriend said so as well.

and she is VERY HOT.

I avoided her the whole time I was with my girl, until yesterday, 3 days before our wedding day.

she called me and asked me to come over to fix something at her door step, I said: "ok, but no funny shit!" , she giggled and said: "ok".
as I parked the car I saw her at the window with an "I want to fuck you" look, but I still came in and asked: "hi, ok, so what's the problem?"
she said the problem is that I'm gonna get married soon and she wanted to do the "wild monkey dance" with me from the first day she saw me.
she said my girlfriend and future bride will never know, and after we do it this one and last time she will leave me alone.

I didn't respond, because I didn't really know what to say, so she said: "I'm going upstairs, if you want to, I'll be waiting there...naked and ready."
she went upstairs and threw her underwear back to the stairs. that made me really horny.

I turned around, ran out of the house, and there my girlfriend stood (!!!)
she hugged me and said: "Honey, I knew what was going on between you and my sis, I know she's been try to sack you from day 1.
I wanted to know if you will be true to me forever so I set it all up with my sister, today sis acted it for me. you can say it was a test, and you did great! I love you!"

I was in shock.

and the moral of this story is: ALWAYS KEEP THE CONDOMS IN YOUR CAR AND NOT IN YOUR PANTS

Call of the wedding. If your girlfriend is into this kind of tests you will be fucked for life. She showed no respect at all by pulling such a dirty trick

Indica · 01-15-2005, 02:34 PM

ahah, That was def a good laugh.

n3in · 01-15-2005, 02:38 PM

haha, great story

Luthien · 01-15-2005, 03:11 PM

i read the dad variation as well. still funny.

hova · 01-15-2005, 03:52 PM

I'd dump the girl, why the fuck does she think she needs to test you?

iBanker · 01-15-2005, 03:58 PM

That was some funny shit.

radical · 01-15-2005, 04:03 PM

Nice story wiv a nice ending

jt420 · 01-15-2005, 04:09 PM

i think some people dont realize this is a story..

Chichio · 01-15-2005, 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cezam

i'd dump her if she tested me like that

No shit, but I guess we're the minority. I would be upset. That's pretty fucked up.

atomar · 01-15-2005, 04:57 PM

BlueDesignStudios · 01-15-2005, 05:18 PM

hahhahaha

Zester · 01-16-2005, 02:18 AM

potter · 01-16-2005, 02:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zester

and the moral of this story is: ALWAYS KEEP THE CONDOMS IN YOUR CAR AND NOT IN YOUR PANTS

HaHa! Classic!

Ar3s · 01-16-2005, 04:21 AM

HEHEHHEHEHE
one damn good story! i like it!!! HEHEHE3

Violetta · 01-16-2005, 08:24 AM

Haha... I thought it was a true story at first! Funny!

SteveF · 01-16-2005, 08:33 AM

It's great, although I'd prob get pissed at the soon to be wife for the test!

Zester · 01-16-2005, 01:00 PM

of course it's only a joke, it's not real i thought everybody understood that

reynold · 01-16-2005, 08:37 PM

Hmmm. I think I already read this story somewhere.

detoxed · 01-16-2005, 08:54 PM

I'd fuck her, then tell her I knew it was a test and anyone who would do that deserves me to fuck their sister.

TheMob · 01-16-2005, 09:04 PM

hehe, that's a great joke!

The Bootyologist · 01-16-2005, 09:05 PM

lol i hope that isnt true..cause if it is youre in for a lifetime of setups..

Screaming · 01-16-2005, 09:07 PM

heh good one

Salie · 01-16-2005, 09:09 PM

congratulations on passing your fiance's test

r3ap3r · 01-16-2005, 09:13 PM

Fuck that. If my gf tested me like that I would dump her.

nojob · 01-16-2005, 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FissPunny

shame you didnt get to bang both sisters as a reward

i think that would of been the perfect ending

irishfury · 01-16-2005, 09:21 PM

good laugh man thanks lol

xclusive · 01-16-2005, 09:24 PM

awesome story

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