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fünkmaster 01-15-2005 02:23 AM

... isn't prostitution illegal in the states, I may have to report that slut.

TheSpaceBulldog 01-15-2005 02:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ajpiii
For some reason I wouldnt want to fuck her :(

Soooooo if she showed up at yer door at 3am wanting to fuck(booty call)...

Wearing nothing but an XL sports jersey and dental floss You wouldn't "want to fuck her"...?

What's wrong, your unit out of order or something... :hitit

eddie-executive 01-15-2005 02:49 AM

If she wants to be a whore why dosen't she become an escort an make more than she does now :helpme

uncletim 01-15-2005 03:07 AM

Quote:

I was talking to the booth next to hers, she is cute but
she is not HOT!

Of course, most of the GFY'ers here are all talk and
can't get laid in womens prison with a fist full of pardons.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Vitasoy 01-15-2005 03:18 AM

Shes pretty hot from that vid, but in that gallerie she looks nasty.

Huggles 01-15-2005 03:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSpaceBulldog
Soooooo if she showed up at yer door at 3am wanting to fuck(booty call)...

Wearing nothing but an XL sports jersey and dental floss You wouldn't "want to fuck her"...?

What's wrong, your unit out of order or something... :hitit


Not everyone wants a woman based on looks alone!

Pornopat 01-15-2005 03:35 AM

I feel like I have just been threathened not to send traffic....

grumpy 01-15-2005 03:50 AM

She gives a whole new meaning to the word prostitution.

emthree 01-15-2005 04:09 AM

I like that upskirt part (wtf did that have to do with anything?)
But anyhow, I'd happily cock one of you in the ass if you send me some traffic. Let me know, I'll get the lube ready. (sucks that chicks dont need to go for this type of shit)

MikeHawk 01-15-2005 04:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM
Obviously you're a homo.

Baaaaaa :1orglaugh

Illicit 01-15-2005 04:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ContentProducer
I was thinking the same thing....and I know the reason.

Too many people have already fucked her every which way possible.


yes you got it :thumbsup

gideongallery 01-15-2005 04:33 AM

I never understood why pornstars do this, if we want to fuck the all we have to do is book them thru their agency for a shoot (and we own the content)

PLEASE READ THIS

Give this to the surfers who sign up so we can sell it as a benefit of the membership

That way we make more money.

Hell if you really want to fuck a big fat geeky webmaster, make it so that the surfer and the webmaster who refered him/her wins

gideongallery 01-15-2005 04:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J.R.
I was talking to the booth next to hers, she is cute but
she is not HOT!

Of course, most of the GFY'ers here are all talk and
can't get laid in womens prison with a fist full of pardons.


:)

funny :thumbsup :thumbsup

Wiggles 01-15-2005 05:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Relish XXX
We will be closing down all sites and redirecting traffic instantly....Although knowing my luck I will come second and win a friggin xbox....

I'll take that Xbox :)

OG LennyT 01-15-2005 06:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ContentProducer
I was thinking the same thing....and I know the reason.

Too many people have already fucked her every which way possible.

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM
Said the guy who has been shooting POV with everything that walks into the studio lately... :1orglaugh

Double standards are a bitch.


hahaha :1orglaugh

QuaWee 01-15-2005 10:38 AM

she's hot, she is my favorite pornstar. belladonna pissed me off when she got pregnant lol

Ross 01-15-2005 10:53 AM

She's gonna fuck whoever "brings me the most traffic" Not sales! I'm gonna send in a shitload of shitty chinese clicking motherfuckers!

jimmyf 01-15-2005 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kard63
Umm... nasty. Very nasty. Call me naive but in my 22 years I've been fortunate enough to not see red dots all over a chick in real life so I'm wondering WTF is that?


Monogamy is great for so many reasons.

she's got some pretty good zit's, might make my old cock go
limp if I saw those... other wise she's OK nothing 2 write home about.

whodarkman 01-15-2005 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BRISK
By the way, it's always great to promote a site that doesn't exist

www.bigpimpincash.com

:error :error :error


That due to her major success....

Due to Lauren's success BigPimpinCash will now launch on 17 Jan 05. Please come again.
:1orglaugh

spamofon 01-15-2005 01:24 PM

I Hope Some Fat Fucking Hairy Lard Gonna Win, So This Bitch Will Think Next Time Before Promoting Like This

Hahahahah

Huggles 01-15-2005 01:29 PM

LOL!


If she won that award, how low are the standards?!?!?!

David! 01-15-2005 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spamofon
I Hope Some Fat Fucking Hairy Lard Gonna Win, So This Bitch Will Think Next Time Before Promoting Like This

Hahahahah

She is not a Bitch.
She is a woman, and she is the reason why most freaky looking webmasters like you make money.
Because, obviously, you are a dumb fuck who could not make it in life with your lack of intelligence :321GFY
I can guarantee the only thing you're fucking is probably some semen ridden ugly ass sex doll.
Move on now and go read some things on respect :321GFY

Methodcash Rick 01-15-2005 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rorschach
couldn't she stop chewing gum for five minutes?

Not only stop chewing, but if she has to chew the gum CLOSE YOUR FUCKING MOUTH.. She sounds like afucking cow chewing cud...

FelixFlow 01-15-2005 01:40 PM

so is it most TRAFFIC or most signups ? ?

BVF 01-15-2005 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by POV Porn guy
He can't even get hard. It's sad. Poor girls. :321GFY

You mean poor CUSTOMERS.

spamofon 01-15-2005 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PussyMan
She is not a Bitch.
She is a woman, and she is the reason why most freaky looking webmasters like you make money.
Because, obviously, you are a dumb fuck who could not make it in life with your lack of intelligence :321GFY
I can guarantee the only thing you're fucking is probably some semen ridden ugly ass sex doll.
Move on now and go read some things on respect :321GFY


dav please shut your stupid yuphole and go back to submiting galleries


and please do not start to talk about lack of intelligence, because everyon here knows, that you are some 12 years old retard

David! 01-15-2005 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spamofon
dav please shut your stupid yuphole and go back to submiting galleries


and please do not start to talk about lack of intelligence, because everyon here knows, that you are some 12 years old retard

yap yap yap
pathetic

Indica 01-15-2005 01:59 PM

she is def a cutie.

jennym 01-15-2005 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J.R.
Of course, most of the GFY'ers here are all talk and
can't get laid in womens prison with a fist full of pardons.


:)


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Peaches 01-15-2005 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SykkBoy2
if I win, I'll donate the pussy to an underprivileged webmaster...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

inthestars 01-15-2005 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Relish XXX
http://www.hpornstars.com/tgp/laurenphoenix/klog1.htm

try this link....I really shouldnt hot link someone elses image especially when they have made the page impossible to hotlink from!

Shit, why didn't they airbrush that.

xxxdesign-net 01-15-2005 02:34 PM

I wouldnt hit that with less than 3 condoms...

Hope this contest gives Kate's playground some ideas though... :pimp

maxjohan 01-15-2005 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CAHEK
:1orglaugh

Is that sig real?

:Oh crap

Scootermuze 01-15-2005 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BRISK
she's offering sex for whoever sends her the most traffic? or sales?

There is a difference

Well.. she said the most traffic... for all to hear.. so she kinda has to stick to that or she'll be hurtin for affiliates when it gets around that her ad was false..

KCat 01-15-2005 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kard63
Umm... nasty. Very nasty. Call me naive but in my 22 years I've been fortunate enough to not see red dots all over a chick in real life so I'm wondering WTF is that?


Monogamy is great for so many reasons.

Agreed. That's some funky shit. I've seen nasty ingrown hairs from shaving & pimples before, but never *that* much. I don't get why the photographer wouldn't either airbrush it or send her home & hire a different model. :helpme

Hung Like Bull 01-15-2005 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCat
Agreed. That's some funky shit. I've seen nasty ingrown hairs from shaving & pimples before, but never *that* much. I don't get why the photographer wouldn't either airbrush it or send her home & hire a different model. :helpme

...says the overweight nobody with the cellulite and no titties

Look in the mirror before you judge others, sugar. :pimp

hova 01-15-2005 03:57 PM

I wouldnt fuck that

fr8 01-15-2005 04:01 PM

:thumbsup sweet. she looks damn good as well. :)

SleazyDream 01-15-2005 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hung Like Bull
...says the overweight nobody with the cellulite and no titties

Look in the mirror before you judge others, sugar. :pimp

crack?


........

imageman 01-15-2005 04:07 PM

The yellow or greenish fluid product of inflammation !!
 
Its all good, just pop the zits and slide in on the pus!!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kard63
Umm... nasty. Very nasty. Call me naive but in my 22 years I've been fortunate enough to not see red dots all over a chick in real life so I'm wondering WTF is that?


Monogamy is great for so many reasons.


Mutt 01-15-2005 04:12 PM

well Lauren Phoenix is an example of the ol' Porn Chick Bell Curve - Lauren is regarded as one of the hottest young stars in the business, i think she was recently offered or signed a contract with VIVID or one of the big glamour porn type studios. In reality she's a pretty cute girl, better than average but in the real world - not even in the top 10 girls you'd see at any club/restaurant tonight in the city where you live. Guys overrate girls who are in porn - well guys overrate girls who are in mainstream movies and music as well. Everybody's seen what Britney Spears looks like without a pound of makeup and airbrushing.

Go to an LA mainstream entertainment casting call - that's where you'll see the truly gorgeous girls - hundreds of aspiring actresses who are Playboy Playmate caliber. It's still a small percentage of women/girls who will pose nude and even a smaller percentage who will do hardcore. So a Lauren Phoenix gets elevated to contract girl status even though she's a '7' in the real world.

I'm not saying women in porn aren't hot, just overrated.

Houdini 01-15-2005 04:13 PM

She's hot as hell, but totally ruined it when she started talking.

SBJ 01-15-2005 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxdesign-net
I wouldnt hit that with less than 3 condoms...

Hope this contest gives Kate's playground some ideas though... :pimp


Hell yeah!! :thumbsup

Hung Like Bull 01-15-2005 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream
crack?


........

Your opinion doesn't matter. Guys like you will fuck anything out of desperation.
No wonder your wife dumped you. :pimp

J.R. 01-15-2005 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by imageman
Its all good, just pop the zits and slide in on the pus!!!


Go back in your hole troll!

Pete 01-15-2005 04:49 PM

I'd bang that.

KCat 01-15-2005 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hung Like Bull
...says the overweight nobody with the cellulite and no titties

Look in the mirror before you judge others, sugar. :pimp

:1orglaugh

Let me guess...you're her suitcase pimp? I'm a webmaster, not a pornstar. But as a woman, I can tell ya that we're far more critical of ourselves than any surfer would be. It makes no fucking sense to me why a PROFESSIONAL would show up at a shoot with a case of whatever the fuck that is.

If your business is selling your pussy, you'd better make sure it's in tip top shape.

Now :321GFY

bigdog 03-05-2005 06:16 AM

When is this program going to be released? I want to fuck Lauren

Adam-EB 03-05-2005 06:21 AM

Am I the only one the video is not working for?

OG LennyT 03-05-2005 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adam-EB
Am I the only one the video is not working for?

link? :helpme


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