fun with livetalk (funny)

[kevinale]

so i clicked on one f the sponsor sites here and did the livetalk operator chat... it was fun.. hope you enjoy.

Please wait for a site operator to respond.
You are not currently in a chat session.
You are now chatting with 'Annie'
Your Issue ID for this chat is [edited]
me: hello
Annie: Hi
Annie: How may I help you?
me: are you there?
me: are you chatting with me?
Annie: Yes
me: do you have multiple converstaions you are talking to?
Annie: Yes...
me: how many conversations do you have going at this moment?
Annie: I am chatting with 5-6 people at this time..
me: whoa
me: are you in the USA?
me: (i do have questions about the product)
Annie: Yes..We are located in Nevada, USA
Annie: Yes...please go ahead
me: we hahahaha liveperson or we hahahaha the website i clicked on
Annie: we = the website you clicked on
me: ok.. so will this product block my carbs?
Annie: yes..100%
me: 100% of my carbs will be blocked? so if i drink a soda pop, will i not get a "sugar high" if i take these pills?
Annie: During the digestive process, your body converts carbohydrates, found in starchy foods such as potatoes and pasta, into sugar. Your body does this by breaking-down the carbohydrate molecule with alpha amylase, an enzyme that is produced in the pancreas. These sugar calories are either burned off, through exercise, or stored as fat cells for future use. Unfortunately, inactivity means that these stored fat cells accumulate. The result is weight gain.
Annie: Take Dietrine patch and you can block up to 1125 calories from fat and carbohydrate foods.
me: do you take this?
Annie: Yes..I have used the patch
me: and you're now thin and whatnot?
Annie: and for your information, we have thousands of satisfied customers around 0.1 million all over the world with almost 100% success rate..
Annie: Yes..I am thin now
me: how much weight did you lose? i'm pretty big right now (about 475lbs) and am thinking of getting my stomach stapled. but i want to try non-surgical options first
Annie: yes..non-surgical is better than surgical..You can lose 1 pound within a week
me: my picture now - > http://www.b0g.org/wsnm/images/prae.jpg .. how much do you think i can lose?
Annie: let me see
me: ok
Annie: my god
me: yeah? i'm cute i know
Annie: I would recommend to use the patch for atleast 6-8 months for maximum results
me: so i think i could lose like 5-10 pounds.. maybe 15
Annie: Yes...
me: how much would 6-8 months of patches run me?
Annie: Each box contains 10 powerful patches. Each patch is to be worn for three days. One box contains a one month supply of patches.
me: "Annie" i love your cut and pastes.. but how much would that cost me?
Annie: Please visit Order Now page to know more about pricing and our special offers
Annie: http://www.dietrinepatch.com/order.php
me: ok.. i'd love to talk to you longer, because i'm lonely, but in know you have 6 other conversations you're talking to..
Annie: yes..
me: do i'm sorry we must part
me: do hahahaha so
me: please don't be upset.. one day i'll lost the weight and we'll be together.. until then my sweet annie

[BRISK]

Annie is a probably a man.

[kevinale]

Originally Posted by BRISK

Annie is a probably a man.

haha brisk..

no doubt..

we've done business before.. how's it hanging?

[sharpx9]