Woman contracts vaginal herpes from Olive Garden breadstick - GoFuckYourself.com

Magg · 01-13-2005, 12:46 PM

Did anyone else here about this?

pornstar2pac · 01-13-2005, 12:49 PM

wonder what the fuck she was doing....

Manowar · 01-13-2005, 12:50 PM

She must be real embarrassed

Magg · 01-13-2005, 12:50 PM

Why was there vaginal herpes on a damn breadstick to begin with?

galleryseek · 01-13-2005, 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manowar

She must be real embarrassed

evidently not. she must've spread the word, else how would anyone know?

TheGoldenChild · 01-13-2005, 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Magg

Why was there vaginal herpes on a damn breadstick to begin with?

She is lucky she didn't get a "YEAST" infection as well from the bread

LOL!!!

nojob · 01-13-2005, 12:55 PM

no shit lol . now that would of been a twist

Sosa · 01-13-2005, 12:56 PM

haha wtf...

jt420 · 01-13-2005, 01:00 PM

thats some disturbing, sick ass shit

Cyndalie · 01-13-2005, 01:00 PM

Here is the e-mail circulating:

"I was just told of an incident involving a lady and the Olive Garden in
Columbia, Mo. This lady ordered a dish and didn't feel it tasted right. She
sent it back and ordered another one--same thing...didn't taste like it
should and reordered another one. She ate part of the 3rd dish and took the
remaining part of it home & refrigerated it. This lady got violently ill and
acquired a mouth full of blisters. She went to the doctor & after a few
tests he asked her if she had performed oral sex on anyone. She said no.
The doctor then asked if she had eaten anywhere in the last few days and if
she might have a sample of the food she had--in orther words, did she take a
doggy bag home with her? Remember, she put it in the fridge. She took it to
them, they analysed it and determined that the food had semen on it---from 3
different men....and one has a full blown case of Herpes. I don't know what
is going on with it now, but the 3 guys are still working there. "

Monique Niccole · 01-13-2005, 01:02 PM

People who eat at Olive Garden deserve to get herpes

wes · 01-13-2005, 01:05 PM

never heard of it. What is it a scheme to slow down Olive Gardens business?
-wes

nico-t · 01-13-2005, 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Magg

Why was there vaginal herpes on a damn breadstick to begin with?

it probably is getting packed in the factory by mentally ill people as a social charity project, but they forget that retards ride on eachother like rabbits, put everything in their snatch what can be inserted and stick their dick in every hole they see.
So when u have a beard and you happen to have a box of donuts by the same brand, dont be surprised when u have the crabs running around your mouth after you eat one.

AVM · 01-13-2005, 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyndalie

Here is the e-mail circulating:

"I was just told of an incident involving a lady and the Olive Garden in
Columbia, Mo. This lady ordered a dish and didn't feel it tasted right. She
sent it back and ordered another one--same thing...didn't taste like it
should and reordered another one. She ate part of the 3rd dish and took the
remaining part of it home & refrigerated it. This lady got violently ill and
acquired a mouth full of blisters. She went to the doctor & after a few
tests he asked her if she had performed oral sex on anyone. She said no.
The doctor then asked if she had eaten anywhere in the last few days and if
she might have a sample of the food she had--in orther words, did she take a
doggy bag home with her? Remember, she put it in the fridge. She took it to
them, they analysed it and determined that the food had semen on it---from 3
different men....and one has a full blown case of Herpes. I don't know what
is going on with it now, but the 3 guys are still working there. "

Wow - talk about a nice fucking lawsuit. Welcome to the Million-dollar club lady!

virux · 01-13-2005, 01:30 PM

wow.. lucky i don't eat at olive garden lol

warlock5 · 01-13-2005, 01:58 PM

Gotta love them urban legends

flashfire · 01-13-2005, 02:00 PM

maybe she shouldnt have rammed it in her twat...

Mr Pheer · 01-13-2005, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by warlock5

Gotta love them urban legends

and gotta laugh at the idiots that believe the shit

BuggyG · 01-13-2005, 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kBizzle

She is lucky she didn't get a "YEAST" infection as well from the bread

LOL!!!

ROFL!!!

wargames · 01-13-2005, 05:18 PM

rofl to funny.

abadfish · 01-13-2005, 05:28 PM

Do you guys actually believe that is a true story? haha... so lame. If it was true it would be all over the media... not circulating in an e-mail...

Triple 6 · 01-13-2005, 05:31 PM

incredible how many morons believe anything they get in 'email'.

"hey, blahblah sent this to me! watch out! and pass the word along, send it to 50 of your friends!"

prodiac · 01-13-2005, 05:32 PM

If it was true, more people would have it. I highly doubt 3 men targetted one womans 3 orders of breadsticks and not any others ..

And as someone else said, it damn sure would be in the media, not just in email..

SCtyger · 01-13-2005, 05:35 PM

and... while at a night club, my grandma's cousin's nephew's roommate was stabbed with needle and contracted AIDS.

media · 01-13-2005, 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Afrekete

People who eat at Olive Garden deserve to get herpes

Fucking idiot.. no one deserves herpes...

Yo Adrian · 01-13-2005, 05:36 PM

I didn't even read this thread, the title alone is priceless

Furious_Male · 01-13-2005, 05:37 PM

Sounds like a crock of shit to me.

Yo Adrian · 01-13-2005, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyndalie

Here is the e-mail circulating:

"I was just told of an incident involving a lady and the Olive Garden in
Columbia, Mo. This lady ordered a dish and didn't feel it tasted right. She
sent it back and ordered another one--same thing...didn't taste like it
should and reordered another one. She ate part of the 3rd dish and took the
remaining part of it home & refrigerated it. This lady got violently ill and
acquired a mouth full of blisters. She went to the doctor & after a few
tests he asked her if she had performed oral sex on anyone. She said no.
The doctor then asked if she had eaten anywhere in the last few days and if
she might have a sample of the food she had--in orther words, did she take a
doggy bag home with her? Remember, she put it in the fridge. She took it to
them, they analysed it and determined that the food had semen on it---from 3
different men....and one has a full blown case of Herpes. I don't know what
is going on with it now, but the 3 guys are still working there. "

That is such bullshit lol

Peaches · 01-13-2005, 05:40 PM

Same song, different verse:

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/food/semen.htm

LA Mike · 01-13-2005, 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kBizzle

She is lucky she didn't get a "YEAST" infection as well from the bread

LOL!!!

hahahaha

Drake · 01-13-2005, 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wes

never heard of it. What is it a scheme to slow down Olive Gardens business?
-wes

Probably

asuna · 01-13-2005, 05:47 PM

who the fuck keeps bread in the fridge for a month??

maxsweet · 01-13-2005, 05:47 PM

Well I don't know if it's true or not but when I used to work in restaurants
I don't have to tell you what we did to people's food when they sent it back 3 times

NoCarrier · 01-13-2005, 06:20 PM

Another lame ass boring hoax that will end up on snopes.com

sickkittens · 01-13-2005, 06:26 PM

I heard about a big college cancelling wrestling events because herpes was contracted on the mats.

Libertine · 01-13-2005, 06:27 PM

Everything you read on the internet is real.

foolio · 01-13-2005, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by abadfish

Do you guys actually believe that is a true story? haha... so lame. If it was true it would be all over the media... not circulating in an e-mail...

hey its on the net - it must be true!!

Babagirls · 01-13-2005, 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by foolio

hey its on the net - it must be true!!

yup yup

cherrylula · 01-13-2005, 06:37 PM

uhoh, someone's been jerkin off in the alfredo sauce again.

Shoehorn! · 01-13-2005, 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Magg

Did anyone else here about this?

FUck, I hope it wasn't from the one in Flint, Michigan, I just ate there last night.

JimmiDean · 01-13-2005, 06:50 PM

Could never happen.
herpies does not come from semen it comes from a virus that lives in its host know as the herpies synplex virus (25% of the U.S. are carriers in one for or another) genital herpes can be recieved orally or by way of sexual intercouse.
someone with Genital herpes can pass it to their partners mouth orla herpes and vice versa.
If you have ever had a cold sore you have oral herpes.and you can pass it to your partner it is not odd for one partner to have oral and the other to have genital.
Herpes lives in the spinal fluid and outbreaks occur when one is under stress or the imune system is low. You cannot get it from a toilette seat chair hottub or food. it has a very short life outside the body.
most dont even know they carry it worst case senerio you can get herpes in your eyes ( sexual comtact then rub your eyes)
it will cause blindness
Who comes up with this bull?

TheGoldenChild · 01-13-2005, 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LAMike

hahahaha

everyone knows you cannot get herpes through contact , it's through sexual relations and fluids...

and Mike- I thought you'd like that

I love teen kelly Mike
Thanks for opening my eyes to that little nugget

myjah · 01-13-2005, 07:31 PM

I've heard this exact email told 3 different ways...each time it was a different disease the person got but every other thing was the same.

Warden · 01-13-2005, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kBizzle

She is lucky she didn't get a "YEAST" infection as well from the bread

LOL!!!

LMFAO

Good one kevin

killshot · 01-13-2005, 08:11 PM

I helped bill gates test a new email tracking system.. he will pay me $5000!! I can't wait for the check to arrive.

Entropy · 01-13-2005, 08:15 PM

Its a nice thought, but highly unlikely...

Peaches · 01-13-2005, 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoCarrier

Another lame ass boring hoax that will end up on snopes.com

It's already there and has been there for almost 6 years - I posted a link above but here it is again:

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/food/semen.htm

pxxx · 01-13-2005, 08:26 PM

NO, I never heard about it.

Mike Okitch · 01-13-2005, 08:29 PM

If you're stupid enough to believe this shit, I got a lucrative investment to offer you in a Nigerian oil deal as well as a $100 per sent email deal paid for by Bill Gates.

chodadog · 01-13-2005, 08:33 PM

Breaking news: Coming as a chain letter to an inbox near you!

Idiots.

01-13-2005, 12:46 PM	#1
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Cyndalie Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Cherry Hill, NJ Posts: 3,615	Here is the e-mail circulating: "I was just told of an incident involving a lady and the Olive Garden in Columbia, Mo. This lady ordered a dish and didn't feel it tasted right. She sent it back and ordered another one--same thing...didn't taste like it should and reordered another one. She ate part of the 3rd dish and took the remaining part of it home & refrigerated it. This lady got violently ill and acquired a mouth full of blisters. She went to the doctor & after a few tests he asked her if she had performed oral sex on anyone. She said no. The doctor then asked if she had eaten anywhere in the last few days and if she might have a sample of the food she had--in orther words, did she take a doggy bag home with her? Remember, she put it in the fridge. She took it to them, they analysed it and determined that the food had semen on it---from 3 different men....and one has a full blown case of Herpes. I don't know what is going on with it now, but the 3 guys are still working there. " __________________ Cyndalie Marketing Director StoriesTraffic.com

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