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So my Girlfriend's SISTER wonder's why she's Fat! Here is why...
At least 4 days a week she eats the following from fast food (Burger King and/or McDonalds)
1. Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese (730 Calories, 40g of FAT) 2. Big Mac (560 Calories, 30g of FAT) 4. Medium Fries (350 Calories, 16g of FAT) 5. Medium Coke (210 Calories) Grand Total: 1,850 Calories, 86g of FAT Consumed in less than 15 minutes. !!!!!!!!!!!!! And this is probably not too far from the average american diet! agh. ![]() |
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BACON BACON BACON
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buy her some fruit
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I can't eat that much...Prolly why I only weigh 155 lbs...heh
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The girl eats a Big Mac AND a Royale with cheese?
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after she eats that meal kick in the stomach wicked hard, thanks
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ya no mystery there...I'm now hungry though
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damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!
buy her the movie "Supersize Me", maybe she'll stop eating fast food then (i know i did! lol) |
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Haha that actualy worked for me
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WTF? no diet coke?
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a lot of people don't realize how many calories they are actually consuming when they eat fast food.
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lol, lets see some pics of the beast
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How can people not know about the calories..In this day and age..you can't not know..you can ignore it, and not care, but ignorance is no excuse...
Now you made me go and get a 20 piece....i liked the dark meat..this new white meat really gets to me! Ramos. 6'3 ..195 lbs
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Jeez I would have trouble even finishing a regular quarter pounder meal
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Tell her to puke afterwards. I love McD's and that's how I stay hot and skinny.
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At least she doesn't supersize
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I am not eating at fast foods from about 2 years now.. and I'm very proud of it.
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fat people should go to hell...
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this thread is useless without pics
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buy her a treadmill shit, she must be as fat as a fuckin cow
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Fat people do go to hell they burn longer than skinny people !
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I eat at fast food everyday, and remain at 140 lbs. Then again, my metabolism is that of a freak.
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2 junior bacon cheeseburgers, a five peice, and a medium Frosty.
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I haven't eaten at MD's in 10 months.
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what a disgrace. shes the reason americans are fat. she is american i assume...
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Wow that's bad. You have to at least try to convinve her to cut down before she destroys her health.
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Goddamn man - I think I would get big off of that type of diet too!
I can't even eat one whole meal in 15 minutes...That would be the first reason she's fat. jDoG
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Holy....she eats more than me and I'm 6' 2' 220
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Actually she's not all that overweight. She's just a very BIG girl..
6'0, 178 lbs... She's only 16 years old, and she plays basketball in high school.... So her metabolism is fast, but I know for sure if she continues she will explode. |
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I love to racism, bro!
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Sounds like Sleazy's dreamgirl.
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god damn, i have trouble getting down a big mac + fries...hardly ever get to finish the fries either.
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a big mac AND a quarter pounder? Niice.
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I eat a doulbe cheeseburger and large fry from wendy's 6 days a week and I'm only 10 pounds over weight according to the doc. Is there any way to unclog my arteries? Liquid drano for the body ?
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She probably already ate the guy who did 'Super Size Me'.
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feed her some laxitives fast!
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How much does she weigh eating all that shit?
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