This thread is Hilarious :1orglaugh

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Non-cogent!!

http://www.ialien.com/racecard.gif

Has been played!

If the pills don't fit- you must acquit!

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Good to hear, hopefully we can meet some day in person. Im just up the road in Fontana :winkwink:

No one goes to Fontana on purpose :winkwink:

Not true-
If you are a NASCAR fan the California Speedway is there-
I am not a Nascar fan- but I am a fan of Vegas and I pass Fontana on the way!

OUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
:disgust

lol

this is a temporary living situation for personal reasons... i am used to better, much better, trust me, but i know how to cope :Hollering

lol

Congrats and good luck Kbizzle with your new clients bro :)

Darren I am sorry to hear things didn't work out with MN and KB. I'm not making excuses but sometimes situations like this are just a bad match. I wish the best of luch and success to both you of you two. KB, Alternative Cash looks forward to doing business with you in the VERY near future!

Good stuff KB congrats

What do you charge, and what does the client get?

KB, please stop changing jobs. I can not keep track. This is cutting into my work schedule.

Not good for a company to be involved in a pissing match

Congrats KB

Only movies answer "Posts a lot on GFY I guess."

Excellent news again KB.

Joebucks... Hrmmm, I can see us working together here... Let's hablar amigo

!smoked!

Congratulations Kevin. Go get 'em.

Why would damage control be necessary on an expiring contract?

Just to be clear, i'm not who he is talking about nor a black man with dreads.

Thanks Rick.

now theres a surprise! LMAO

:1orglaugh

just kidding kb. i got love. thanks for dissin me on getting upstairs at the players ball though. haha. just bustin balls. i've used that line on hundreds of people. i guess it was only a matter of time before it came back to me. :thumbsup

congrats on your new gigs!

I would never diss you Airek what was my line?
I had a few too many gin and tonics

:-))

The last thing I remember is the Bishop handing me a blunt he had just hit out of his nose.

lol.

i know. i just bustin your balls.


you couldn't even see straight when it happened.

i've been in that same situation a hundred times. really no sweat. i just like rattling your cage.

:winkwink:

hahahaha

thanks for rattling my cage

Darren,

You may want to ICQ or IM me...

Congrats KB!

see sig :thumbsup

I have a question!!

KB, if you can pimp all these companies then
why don't you have something of your own to pimp ?

Perhaps you do, maybe I am clueless :2 cents:

Things that make you go hmmm. Insinuating something? :)

?KB Consults? Adds Two Marketing Clients


Carlsbad, California- January 13,2005 Kevin ?KB? Blatt?s ?KB Consults ? Has retained two new clients to his line up of fine programs he currently represents. The new clients include http://www.foundrynap.com a new and up and coming hosting company who?s data center is located in Chicago, Illinois and the very successful Herbal Affiliate Program http://www.joebucks.com who has offices located in the LA area.

?This Internext was an extremely good show for marketing companies like mine, I have to say that as the industry consolidates, it opens up more opportunities for companies like mine to provide the right amount of PR and marketing help to companies looking to increase their awareness. Both of these companies are solid and well funded, with huge futures ahead of them.? Blatt says.

Foundrynap.com is located in Equinix IBX, in Chicago, Illinois. The company boasts quality rack mounted Dell and Super micro servers, and guarantees 100% network uptime SLA, 100% Power Uptime SLA. The company prides itself on its one year of no network downtime. Foundryap.com specializes in dedicated servers, Virtual, Co Location, and Load Balancing solutions. Their highly trained support staff is available 24 hours a day 7 days a week.

Joebucks.com is an Herbal Affiliate Program that boasts its ?API? or affiliate backend that provides real time stats and post back reporting, branded sites on your domain, and marketing material for your affiliates. Joebucks offers the highest industry payouts at 50%, a 5% downline on referred webmasters, free web hosting, and customized exits, with a ?Campaign Management System?. Joebucks.com pays affiliates twice a month and offers very responsive Webmaster support.


About KB Consults-

KB Consults is a Public Relations and Marketing Company owned and operated by Adult Industry veteran, Kevin Blatt, located in Carlsbad, California. The company was established in 2002.
KB Consults prides itself on its relations
With the mainstream media as well as the adult community. His current clients are http://www.hollywoodpop.com and http://www.nat.toomuchmedia.com


For more information on Foundrynap.com or Joebucks.com, email Kevin Blatt ?KB? at [email protected] or [email protected] KB can be reached at 760.525.4496

KB, it is time to move to your own shows in non-porn. How about another radio show, and what is happening with those scripts? Look what Darren Star did with Melrose Place and Sex & the City.

You are not appreciated enough by most of these losers. They use and abuse and dump on people.

Good luck with your new positions.

Just what KB needs, confucy to back him up. I'm sure Kev is doing fine on his own. :1orglaugh

Brad, be careful or I will call Juicy. :321GFY

:helpme :sadcrying

I have to agree with you MC-
Funny you should mention mainstream
Pitching two tv shows to Spike TV in a week
and have garnered some attention over at Warner Bros Pictures regarding a project have been working on for a long time...

I think people have delusions of grandeur when it comes to finding quick panaceas for their website woes- often I am made the fall guy.

I am fine with that as long as their checks clear- however I don't do well with people trying to defame me or take cheap shots. I have paid my dues in this business, and most of the young, snot nosed GFYers who don't know 1/10 of what I have done really don't deserve to know imho-

Some gigs are wonderful, some are extremely arduous. I take more chances bringing on different products all the time not knowing what the reaction will be from people-
Some products I have learned, even with the best promotion will not get webmasters interested or get the juices flowing in a lot of TV producers- it's just the way it goes.

I always try to represent mt clients in the most positive light as possible and I really try to make them all happy

There are just some people that no matter what they do - will constantly bitch and moan...

I am learning to not deal with SOME clients these days, no matter how much money they have, I simply don't need the aggravation....

There are ten billion reality shows, and some are very good.

I see you writing and hosting one.

KB, interesting references.

Question though in regards to my previous question about how you 'rep' for these internet companies. I would assume most companies want more affiliates so i'll use that.

Example: If a said adult internet company was looking to obtain more affiliates and that was their sole goal, how do go about 'repping' them to achieve this goal? What do you do to gain that company new affiliates that they can't do themselves? What measure and steps would you take to gain these new affiliates for this company?

Maybe i'm wrong, but a few news clippings, press releases, etc wouldn't do much on gaining new affiliates? Obviously exposure in any sense is beneficial. But either way, i'd rather ask up front instead of sitting here scratching my head. Curious to hear your thoughts.