Enough to piss off the Pope

[baddog]

Okay, I have been sick for two weeks now, and every time I think I am getting better I end up waking up worse. I have learned to get used to it . . . until today.

I open up some mail that begins:

IMPORTANT SENIOR INFORMATION
(it gets worse)

Dear Senior Citizen,

We are proud to announce a Senior Final Expense Program . . .

They then go on to tell me how it will cover my funeral expenses and other such crap!

WTF?!?! . . . I think I am going to go back to bed.

[Sly]

Don't feel bad. I've been getting letters from the AARP for a while now.

[sonofsam]

you're only as old as you feel

[TurboAngel]

All better now.

[baddog]

Don't feel bad. I've been getting letters from the AARP for a while now.

Wow, you are elite You could be the youngest member they have

[baddog]

All better now.

That helps . . . thanks

[TurboAngel]

That helps . . . thanks

Good I'm glad, a few more for ya!

[pussyluver]

Don't feel bad. I've been getting letters from the AARP for a while now.

The MOFOs, me too. Then my girlfriends a few years younger than me points out all the discounts....

[TexasDreams]

Cheer up Baddog, the Pope needs that "Senior Final Expense Program" more than you do.

[Sly]

The MOFOs, me too. Then my girlfriends a few years younger than me points out all the discounts....

Dude, I'm 21!