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Old 01-11-2005, 07:36 PM   #1
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Wanted: MasterBlogger - $250.00 PT Monthly Income

To chat on my website.
5 cents per charactor

10 characters/letters = 50 cents
100 characters/letters = 5.00 dollars
a good essay times it by two

post replies here.
I will then review your posts on GFY for acceptance.

Site = SexEducation.com

Got what it takes?

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Old 01-11-2005, 07:40 PM   #2
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Fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu pedo!
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Old 01-11-2005, 07:41 PM   #3
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Fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu pedo!
Bring it on ...
Don't let fear and common sence stop you ...
Bring it on ...
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Old 01-11-2005, 07:45 PM   #4
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Fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu pedo!
As you can see you will have to handle garbage like this.
So you must be a MasterBlogger !!!

Full administrative control provided.

And you MUST defend the fact that all homepages regardless of country MUST be child safe !!!
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Old 01-11-2005, 07:45 PM   #5
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Bring it on?

Bitch, I'll give you all you want!
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Old 01-11-2005, 07:47 PM   #6
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Bring it on?

Bitch, I'll give you all you want!
No problem ...
State your facts - state your case ...
or continue to post your GFY insults and look like a moron.
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Old 01-11-2005, 07:48 PM   #7
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this is a joke, right...where is the haha???

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Old 01-11-2005, 07:49 PM   #8
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lol.

Can anyone trust you to do anything, let alone pay someone?
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Old 01-11-2005, 07:49 PM   #9
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No way this asshole is back again. At least now I have a reason to close GFY and get back to work.
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Old 01-11-2005, 07:50 PM   #10
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this is a joke, right...where is the haha???

No joke.

My new career connected to the oil industry in Alberta is taking off.
Got money to invest in my internet properties ..

Looking for an advocate that defends the fact that all homepages of all countries should be child safe.

The $250 is a teaser ...
The right person will make substantially more.
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Old 01-11-2005, 07:52 PM   #11
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Full administrative control provided.
Save your money.

John, providing that you give me full administrative control, I will do the work for free. That's right, zero dollars.

I will also want full ftp access.

(now to see what happens when the site is redirected to goatse)
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Old 01-11-2005, 07:52 PM   #12
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No way this asshole is back again. At least now I have a reason to close GFY and get back to work.
Good please close your browser or why not just not post in my threads ...
simple dimple

bow the power
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Old 01-11-2005, 07:53 PM   #13
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shhh...listen....it's the sound of someone getting banned!
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Old 01-11-2005, 07:54 PM   #14
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Save your money.

John, providing that you give me full administrative control, I will do the work for free. That's right, zero dollars.

I will also want full ftp access.

(now to see what happens when the site is redirected to goatse)
Why don't we start off with just moderator privileges and you can begin to answer the questions I no longer have time to.

Prove yourself there - then sure - full server access.
???
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Old 01-11-2005, 07:55 PM   #15
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shhh...listen....it's the sound of someone getting banned!
Shhhhh ...
I can never be banned ...

I post the voice of the majority....
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Old 01-11-2005, 07:59 PM   #16
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Why don't we start off with just moderator privileges and you can begin to answer the questions I no longer have time to.

Prove yourself there - then sure - full server access.
???
1- that's not what you posted about

2- I'm offering the same work for FREE

So I'm saving you hundreds of dollars per month by doing free work and that's your counteroffer? Full access or no deal.
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Old 01-11-2005, 07:59 PM   #17
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So in 30 more posts I get a t-shirt ??

roflmao

I could open up my own store by now couldn't I ???
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Old 01-11-2005, 08:02 PM   #18
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1- that's not what you posted about

2- I'm offering the same work for FREE

So I'm saving you hundreds of dollars per month by doing free work and that's your counteroffer? Full access or no deal.
Fair enough ...
However, the application process is not over yet.

Explain to me the sympto-thermal method of "natural" birth control?
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Old 01-11-2005, 08:02 PM   #19
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Shhhhh ...
I can never be banned ...

I post the voice of the majority....
But...you have been banned. Twice!

So despite being banned twice, you can never be banned?
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Old 01-11-2005, 08:05 PM   #20
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Fair enough ...
However, the application process is not over yet.

Explain to me the sympto-thermal method of "natural" birth control?
The sympto-thermal method of "natural" birth control....

How about this for an explanation....


I'M NOT A FUCKING DOCTOR AND NEITHER ARE YOU!!!!!
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Old 01-11-2005, 08:06 PM   #21
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But...you have been banned. Twice!

So despite being banned twice, you can never be banned?
Handles, handles, handles ...

Me or someone I've hired as the [email protected] - what does it matter ...

Most adults agree - by a vast majority - that all homepages - EVERY WHERE - should be child safe ...

tonight its the real me - tomorrow - someone who volunteers to be me ...
who cares ...

we know it should be done
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Old 01-11-2005, 08:08 PM   #22
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But...you have been banned. Twice!

So despite being banned twice, you can never be banned?
and NOT TWICE ...
dozens of times ...

dozens ...

the record shows on this board I've personally had - over a dozen final warnings ...
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Old 01-11-2005, 08:10 PM   #23
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Old 01-11-2005, 08:11 PM   #24
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The sympto-thermal method of "natural" birth control....

How about this for an explanation....


I'M NOT A FUCKING DOCTOR AND NEITHER ARE YOU!!!!!
Exactly, and nor do you need to be a Doctor to understand basic - BASIC !!! - female menstruation ...

Explain it or your application is rejected.
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Old 01-11-2005, 08:13 PM   #25
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Handles, handles, handles ...

Me or someone I've hired as the [email protected] - what does it matter ...

Most adults agree - by a vast majority - that all homepages - EVERY WHERE - should be child safe ...

tonight its the real me - tomorrow - someone who volunteers to be me ...
who cares ...

we know it should be done
I D I O T !
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Old 01-11-2005, 08:16 PM   #26
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I thought that twat had left for good.
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Old 01-11-2005, 08:17 PM   #27
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and NOT TWICE ...
dozens of times ...

dozens ...

the record shows on this board I've personally had - over a dozen final warnings ...
So you admit that you have been banned from this place several times. Yet you come back. Can you not take the hint?
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To chat on my website.
5 cents per charactor

10 characters/letters = 50 cents
100 characters/letters = 5.00 dollars
a good essay times it by two

post replies here.
I will then review your posts on GFY for acceptance.

Site = SexEducation.com

Got what it takes?

John Beacock
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1440 - 52 Street NE
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Must be 12 or UNDER!
Get the fuck out of here pedo!
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Old 01-11-2005, 09:49 PM   #29
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My new career connected to the oil industry
Moved on from flipping burgers to speedy lube huh pedo?
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Old 01-11-2005, 10:51 PM   #30
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Wanted: MasterBlogger - $250.00 PT Monthly Income

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To chat on my website.
5 cents per charactor

10 characters/letters = 50 cents
100 characters/letters = 5.00 dollars
a good essay times it by two

post replies here.
I will then review your posts on GFY for acceptance.

Site = SexEducation.com

Got what it takes?

Mmmm.. Now you got me hooked. This is the most attractive business proposition I've had in the last few years. On a part time basis, $250 is a hell of a lot of money for me. I doubt I have what it takes, but seriously interested in trying very, very hard.

Here is my first attempt to earn $250 part time...

Quote:
There was a pedo who assumed he could publish pedo pics and steal any remaining pics for his alleged website. The pedo considered himself an ace marketer, similar to Donald Trump and then marketed his pedo website with banners on websites he knew little girls visited. He then encouraged them to visit his pedo website and engage in chat about their sex lives and how he could teach them all about sex - pedo style.

When confronted, the pedo then tried to defend his actions and showed indignation over vaginal fluids and loads of other "words" I am too dumb to comprehend.
On keyword density.. this is currently around 6.36%, but I'm willing to do a rewrite to any density you may wish. That is 577 characters, so you saying you would pay as much as $28.85 for my work? This sounds most reasonable... when I can start?









And.... Do you not understand the meaning of banned? PEDO!!
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