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Lorenzo__Lamas · 01-11-2005, 01:39 AM

I had someone do a little work for me from here before, but he sucked. Is there anyone here that would be open to redesigning www.lorenzo-lamas.com

Money is no object. I'll even throw in an autographed picture of me to sweeten the deal.

ProjectNaked · 01-11-2005, 01:44 AM

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eroswebmaster · 01-11-2005, 01:45 AM

http://www.eroswebmaster.com we'll do it for a sperm sample.
I want to clone you and make an army of Lorenzo's to help me take over the B-Movie world.

Lorenzo__Lamas · 01-11-2005, 01:46 AM

I see my girl, Honeyslut, posting here now. Are you around honey?

Lorenzo__Lamas · 01-11-2005, 01:48 AM

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Originally Posted by eroswebmaster

http://www.eroswebmaster.com we'll do it for a sperm sample.
I want to clone you and make an army of Lorenzo's to help me take over the B-Movie world.

I have no problem giving you a sperm sample, as long as you don't mind receiving it all over your face.

Ironhorse · 01-11-2005, 01:49 AM

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Originally Posted by eroswebmaster

http://www.eroswebmaster.com we'll do it for a sperm sample.
I want to clone you and make an army of Lorenzo's to help me take over the B-Movie world.

Fuck that shit. I'll do it for a hair follicle. I'll outbid this cherub wannabe any fucking day! Yes, that includes the beard.

MBS Auto · 01-11-2005, 01:51 AM

this is funny shit

Lorenzo__Lamas · 01-11-2005, 02:00 AM

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Originally Posted by MBS Auto

this is funny shit

What is funny?

sharpx9 · 01-11-2005, 02:00 AM

this IS a joke, right?

Slam · 01-11-2005, 02:01 AM

Lorenzo__Lamas · 01-11-2005, 02:03 AM

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Originally Posted by sharpx9

this IS a joke, right?

I shit you not.

http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=344530

xxxoutsourcing · 01-11-2005, 02:14 AM

Can we have two signed photos?

Lorenzo__Lamas · 01-11-2005, 02:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Ironhorse

Fuck that shit. I'll do it for a hair follicle. I'll outbid this cherub wannabe any fucking day! Yes, that includes the beard.

I'm sure you'll be able to find a pubic hair or two on eroswebmaster's face after I am done giving him the sperm sample he requested.

Lorenzo__Lamas · 01-11-2005, 02:16 AM

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Originally Posted by xxxoutsourcing

Can we have two signed photos?

Sorry, I know what you have in mind. No eBay for you.

ocho-ocho · 01-11-2005, 02:19 AM

have us on your list! get to try a dedicated Webmaster or employee for 6 days free of charge...hit me up to further talk about the project specs....

aico · 01-11-2005, 02:26 AM

He ain't Lorenzo, we already established that.

Lorenzo__Lamas · 01-11-2005, 02:42 AM

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Originally Posted by aico

He ain't Lorenzo, we already established that.

On the contrary - http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=344530

Ironhorse · 01-11-2005, 02:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Lorenzo__Lamas

I'm sure you'll be able to find a pubic hair or two on eroswebmaster's face after I am done giving him the sperm sample he requested.

I wouldn't want to have some kind of mixup and get some of his beard scruff, ending up in some king of Quasimodo hair sample, wtf good is that?

Lorenzo__Lamas · 01-11-2005, 02:56 AM

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Originally Posted by ocho-ocho

have us on your list! get to try a dedicated Webmaster or employee for 6 days free of charge...hit me up to further talk about the project specs....

I'm not quite sure what you're saying there, but can you make my site better than it already is?

naughty_weena · 01-11-2005, 03:04 AM

ok seriously, if you're looking for a webmaster to redesign your site, we have talented webmasters/designers who can do that for you. please hit me up on ICQ if you're interested.

nofx · 01-11-2005, 03:09 AM

kill celebrities

eroswebmaster · 01-11-2005, 03:10 AM

haha nothing like outsource spam.
jeez guys if you can't figure out it's a joke then you're not quite qualified to handle the job.

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aico · 01-11-2005, 04:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Lorenzo__Lamas

On the contrary - http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=344530

Ok, What's your girlfriends name and what type of dancing is she best known for?

Since you failed the first questions I asked, I am sure you won't get this one either.

good luck.

pussyluver · 01-11-2005, 04:27 AM

Let's see - I'm a celebrity wanna-be. I need a website! Why not go on the web to an adult webmaster board and get my site done? I like all that porn they do. Maybe I get it done for cheap. This is fake bullshit or this person is a fucked retard.

Call your agent and have an agency do it and over pay by a few thousand percent. That's the way it's done and for good reason. Anymore advice will require a retainer.

BTW, that site does suck.

pussyluver · 01-11-2005, 05:29 AM

the next name will be Lorenzo_____________________________________Lamas

Honeyslut · 01-11-2005, 10:22 AM

http://www.joberreuter.com

theS2O · 01-11-2005, 10:57 AM

if you're still looking?... or just having fun?..

sig pls. ehe

Lorenzo__Lamas · 01-11-2005, 09:35 PM

Thank you very much to all the web site makers that replied to me, and to the people that do not like me, fuck you very much.

fusionx · 01-11-2005, 09:48 PM

Damn! I didn't know you were going to be at DragonFest! I wouldn't have missed that for the world!

Geez.. Greg Evigan was there too!?! Did you get to meet him? Was he cool? Did he talk about BJ and the Bear!?!

lloyd · 01-11-2005, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by fusionx

Damn! I didn't know you were going to be at DragonFest! I wouldn't have missed that for the world!

Geez.. Greg Evigan was there too!?! Did you get to meet him? Was he cool? Did he talk about BJ and the Bear!?!

k that just made the thread. i was about to post some dumb dick response about fake nick whoever stfu but that was funny shit. cheers and on that note i need another..

Lorenzo__Lamas · 01-11-2005, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by fusionx

Damn! I didn't know you were going to be at DragonFest! I wouldn't have missed that for the world!

Geez.. Greg Evigan was there too!?! Did you get to meet him? Was he cool? Did he talk about BJ and the Bear!?!

He wasn't there when I was there. I was only there at the beginning of the second day. I posted all about me being there before on here, but no one from here came.

fusionx · 01-11-2005, 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Lorenzo__Lamas

He wasn't there when I was there. I was only there at the beginning of the second day. I posted all about me being there before on here, but no one from here came.

d000000000000d!! u must have been soooo heartbroken! I mean FUSCK! it was BJ!

Did u at least get to meet Olivier Gruner? cuz he was there 2 from france. cuz he's a really good actor n coulda worked with u and stuff. I watched Savate last night and he's rad. could you take him in a real fite?

xclusive · 01-11-2005, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by eroswebmaster

http://www.eroswebmaster.com we'll do it for a sperm sample.
I want to clone you and make an army of Lorenzo's to help me take over the B-Movie world.

LOL Now that's funny

Lorenzo__Lamas · 01-11-2005, 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by fusionx

I watched Savate last night and he's rad. could you take him in a real fite?

I doubt it. I couldn't even take my ex-wife.

Lorenzo_Lameass · 02-02-2005, 09:16 PM

Oh, I hate a fake character

Head · 02-02-2005, 09:24 PM

pornstar2pac · 02-02-2005, 09:40 PM

Go to see you back LO

mudsaliva · 02-02-2005, 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lorenzo__Lamas

I had someone do a little work for me from here before, but he sucked. Is there anyone here that would be open to redesigning www.lorenzo-lamas.com

Money is no object. I'll even throw in an autographed picture of me to sweeten the deal.

I can redo your site and kick some ass, email me
email
or hit me on icq 292793805
Let's talk about it

chapecito · 02-02-2005, 11:26 PM

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