Everyone's Gay - what degree are you? - GoFuckYourself.com

SleazyDream · 10-21-2001, 07:07 PM

Just a fun topic for the hell of it. I've found that EVERY male I know is gay, it just depends on the degree. I'll list the degrees of gayness below - be interesting to see what everyone here ranks themselves as.

0 - Will only fuck a woman with no one else in the room. - this is Total Homophobia and usually is a sign of a total homosexual that is repressing it or other deeper mental problems.

1st degree- Will only fuck women but doesn't care if another person watches or is in the room

2nd degree - will do a FMM threesome but one guys gets the head and the other gets her ass ass - never touching the other guy.

3rd degree - will do a FMM threesome and will fuck a babe in the ass while your buddy fucks her in the pussy at the same time. (one cock per hole)

4th degree - Will do a FMM threesome and will fuck her in the pussy or ass with your buddies cock already in there. Two cocks in one hole.

5th degree - totally Gay

Personally I'm about a 3rd degree debating 4th degree but it's creepy to me. Being married kinda puts an end to any experimantation though.... Everyone has a different point were they get the weebegeebees though? Where do you rank?

magick · 10-21-2001, 07:13 PM

I'm 5th degree then

People of the same sex are great as friends but not for sex

Exxxotica · 10-21-2001, 08:02 PM

This thread is disturbing, and is making me feel insecure with my sexuality.

GTS Mark · 10-21-2001, 08:09 PM

exxxotica you bastard you stole my signature! LOL!!!!

Exxxotica · 10-21-2001, 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard:
exxxotica you bastard you stole my signature! LOL!!!!

Sorry about that man...

ya wanna come over for a drink, and maybee some anal sex?

Dopy · 10-21-2001, 08:23 PM

Bisexual like boneprone

Gary · 10-21-2001, 08:25 PM

Does giving blowjobs to men for money count as gay?

Roberto · 10-21-2001, 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Exxxotica:
This thread is disturbing, and is making me feel insecure with my sexuality.

lol, That is fucking hilarious

Exxxotica · 10-21-2001, 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gary:
Does giving blowjobs to men for money count as gay?

I dont think so. I think it depends on if you like it or not.

Wilber · 10-21-2001, 08:38 PM

I need a number lower than 0.

UnseenWorld · 10-21-2001, 08:46 PM

I don't know about you guys, but in between banging chicks and bashing homos, I couldn't be less gay!

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Amputate Your Head · 10-21-2001, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by UnseenWorld:
I don't know about you guys, but in between banging chicks and bashing homos, I couldn't be less gay!

Always the first statement from a closet gay...

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tenletters · 10-21-2001, 08:50 PM

I'm not gay but I had anal sex with a guy who was, though.

Being gay does have it's bonus points. You can pretty much double your wardrobe.

JakeR · 10-21-2001, 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Wilber:
I need a number lower than 0.

-1?

boneprone · 10-21-2001, 09:46 PM

Sleazy,
Quit sending me these pics!
Im not Gay!

Keep em in your shoebox in your house, I dont want them!

Hooper · 10-21-2001, 09:51 PM

I was thinking about saying something witty & expoudning the virtues of acceptance..

Then i saw that pic. Now I must drink.

boneprone · 10-21-2001, 09:55 PM

Hooper, you like?

Exxxotica · 10-21-2001, 09:56 PM

That is just wrong!!!

Hooper · 10-21-2001, 09:58 PM

Lets put it this way...

I like girls as much as the next guy ;-))

Zebra · 10-21-2001, 10:00 PM

I've gotten pretty desperate when looking for my lost keys, but never desperate enough to look there..

SixNine · 10-21-2001, 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by UnseenWorld:
I don't know about you guys, but in between banging chicks and bashing homos, I couldn't be less gay!

Moron

kmanrox · 10-21-2001, 10:07 PM

yo BP, that shit is illegal man, yet to mention, nasty

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MrPanama · 10-21-2001, 10:34 PM

I think im totally straight, considering the fact that all I think about is pussy...but I respect gay people, and have some nice gay friends. I think gay-bashers are just idiots that are probably just hiding the fact that they are really gay...lol

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Hooper · 10-21-2001, 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox:
yo BP, that shit is illegal man, yet to mention, nasty

Jeez... I'm about as straight as they come unless there is some deep unspoken secret that i don't even know about myself... i do find gaybashers EXTREMELY pathetic & i do also detest those who claim to "know"..

So.... EXACTLY where is male anal fisting illegal Kman?... is it the ANAL.. is it the FISTING.. is it the MALE?

Or do you actually have NO IDEA what you are talking about?

^R3K^ · 10-21-2001, 11:30 PM

I Really didnt think i was goy untill i sae that picture.. actually both of them i saw richard simmons and got buterflies in my belly.. then the fisting one.. it inspired me i just stuck a barstool up my ass.. does this make me gay.. my next feat is my feet.. oh god i hope i can pull it off. my life is som much more exiting..

Amputate Your Head · 10-21-2001, 11:32 PM

I just wanna know what the red thing is tyin' his ass back and preventing the guy from escaping that gay fisting hell!

SleazyDream · 10-22-2001, 12:00 AM

I'm sure many closet gay people who read this board and saw the pic of a FIST up someone's ass had to re-think wanting to be gay after viewing that..outch!..shit even my wife got scared looking at it - worried I might stick more than just a finger or two up her! Now I'm cut off for the night and have to spend my evening talking on this board....shit. - all because someone got shit on their hands

lightswitch · 10-22-2001, 12:31 AM

ralph!
the fisting pic almost made me loose my lunch

pornJester · 10-22-2001, 01:00 AM

I think there is a bell curve when it comes to peoples sexuality with very straight people on one end and very gay people on the other but I don't think your degrees are accurate SleazyDream. Just because someone doesn't want to have sex with another person in the room doesn't mean they are "a total homosexual that is repressing it or other deeper mental problems"... maybe some people enjoy the intimacy of being alone with a person, not everyone is an exhibitionist. You may want to rethink those degrees.

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AaronM · 10-22-2001, 01:04 AM

If you lost your lunch, I think the guy in the pick may know where it is.

kittykat69 · 10-22-2001, 01:24 AM

I'm Bisexual - but I spose it doesn't count coz I am a woman. hmmm..

anyway this thread mad me think of a really bad joke:

A man is sitting at the bar when a gay walks up to him and asks
"can I push your stool in???"

okay so it was REALLY bad, i know...

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mailman · 10-22-2001, 03:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Exxxotica:
This thread is disturbing, and is making me feel insecure with my sexuality.

Ha Exxxotica always with the quick wit

i love it.

chass · 10-22-2001, 03:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Roberto:

Quote:

Originally posted by Exxxotica:
This thread is disturbing, and is making me feel insecure with my sexuality.

lol, That is fucking hilarious

Richard's gay???? No Way....................

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Sjayne · 10-22-2001, 03:50 AM

Well if women are allowed to comment:

I am bisexual and very proud of it.

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mailman · 10-22-2001, 04:06 AM

and how gay is this??? sorry it is just that it was never mentioned.

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NikKay · 10-22-2001, 10:51 AM

Ok now Im curious if everyone female webmistress is bi?

goodgirl · 10-22-2001, 11:02 AM

I'm not bi.

Something is missing on a woman that I just can't go without LOL

damn

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Slick · 10-22-2001, 12:48 PM

That's funny though because when a man is gay it's disgusting, but when a woman is, it's great, he he he.

10-22-2001, 01:01 PM

I'm pretty sure fisting is illegal in certain jurisdictions under local obscenity laws. Doesn't seem very likely that you would get prosecuted for it though.

Here's something on netpond about it:
http://www.***********/members/logs/071798.html

Sorry, I guess they don't allow people to post links to that site I tried to link there. Just replace the asterisks with the name of the site if you want to see the article.

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onlyreal · 10-22-2001, 01:05 PM

yep it true

but also normal

guy gay sex is really digusting
but look to lesbos
it is really sexy
good excellent (esspecially if both are them blonde

Quote:

Originally posted by Slick:
That's funny though because when a man is gay it's disgusting, but when a woman is, it's great, he he he.

Kimmykim · 10-22-2001, 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hooper:
So.... EXACTLY where is male anal fisting illegal Kman?... is it the ANAL.. is it the FISTING.. is it the MALE?

Or do you actually have NO IDEA what you are talking about?

Hoop's on the smart pills again I see

Speedy26 · 10-22-2001, 02:23 PM

i dont mind gay guys, but hate guys that have to act, dress, talk and walk like girls.

Machine · 10-22-2001, 05:25 PM

Exxxotica... you worry me bro. You had that pic of Richard Simmons on hand pretty quick.

*shudder*

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Platinum Dave · 10-22-2001, 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Roberto:

Quote:

Originally posted by Exxxotica:
This thread is disturbing, and is making me feel insecure with my sexuality.

lol, That is fucking hilarious

Haha nice image, its true this thread is GAY....

But hmmm, let me answer, dont think I'd go as far as #4 or #5 but #3 DPenetration, I could try that.

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Exxxotica · 10-22-2001, 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Machine:
Exxxotica... you worry me bro. You had that pic of Richard Simmons on hand pretty quick.

*shudder*

Na...I just stole it off of the O.G.

Slick · 10-23-2001, 07:22 AM

Are you gay if you like shoving big veggies in your ass ?? Like a big piece of buttered up corn on the cob ?? I guess as long as it's not a dick, you're golden, he he he.

boneprone · 10-24-2001, 01:23 PM

A little Bird told me that Dank was Gay!

candy · 10-26-2001, 04:03 PM

yes he is.

SykkBoy · 10-26-2001, 04:13 PM

aww come on KMan, what's a little anal fisting amongst friends? ;))

Hooper....um...nevermind...

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10-21-2001, 07:07 PM	#1
SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	Everyone's Gay - what degree are you? Just a fun topic for the hell of it. I've found that EVERY male I know is gay, it just depends on the degree. I'll list the degrees of gayness below - be interesting to see what everyone here ranks themselves as. 0 - Will only fuck a woman with no one else in the room. - this is Total Homophobia and usually is a sign of a total homosexual that is repressing it or other deeper mental problems. 1st degree- Will only fuck women but doesn't care if another person watches or is in the room 2nd degree - will do a FMM threesome but one guys gets the head and the other gets her ass ass - never touching the other guy. 3rd degree - will do a FMM threesome and will fuck a babe in the ass while your buddy fucks her in the pussy at the same time. (one cock per hole) 4th degree - Will do a FMM threesome and will fuck her in the pussy or ass with your buddies cock already in there. Two cocks in one hole. 5th degree - totally Gay Personally I'm about a 3rd degree debating 4th degree but it's creepy to me. Being married kinda puts an end to any experimantation though.... Everyone has a different point were they get the weebegeebees though? Where do you rank?

10-21-2001, 07:13 PM	#2
magick Registered User Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 20	I'm 5th degree then People of the same sex are great as friends but not for sex

10-21-2001, 08:02 PM	#3
Exxxotica Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oregun Posts: 4,396	This thread is disturbing, and is making me feel insecure with my sexuality.

10-21-2001, 08:09 PM	#4
GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	exxxotica you bastard you stole my signature! LOL!!!!

10-21-2001, 08:23 PM	#6
Dopy Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Puerto Del Carmen, Lanzarote, Canary Islands Posts: 1,572	Bisexual like boneprone

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Gary Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Kimmykims couch Posts: 6,110	Does giving blowjobs to men for money count as gay?

10-21-2001, 08:38 PM	#10
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10-21-2001, 08:46 PM	#11
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tenletters Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: the deep south Posts: 2,079	I'm not gay but I had anal sex with a guy who was, though. Being gay does have it's bonus points. You can pretty much double your wardrobe.

10-21-2001, 09:46 PM	#15
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Sleazy, Quit sending me these pics! Im not Gay! Keep em in your shoebox in your house, I dont want them!

10-21-2001, 09:51 PM	#16
Hooper Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: A Free America Posts: 2,210	I was thinking about saying something witty & expoudning the virtues of acceptance.. Then i saw that pic. Now I must drink.

10-21-2001, 09:55 PM	#17
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Hooper, you like?

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Exxxotica Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oregun Posts: 4,396	That is just wrong!!!

10-21-2001, 09:58 PM	#19
Hooper Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: A Free America Posts: 2,210	Lets put it this way... I like girls as much as the next guy ;-))

10-21-2001, 10:00 PM	#20
Zebra Banned from Kimmy's couch Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Down at Fraggle Rock Posts: 5,091	I've gotten pretty desperate when looking for my lost keys, but never desperate enough to look there..

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kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,292	yo BP, that shit is illegal man, yet to mention, nasty ------------------ K-Man RawPussy.com TGP ---- ICQ 1337988

10-21-2001, 10:34 PM	#23
MrPanama Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Vancouver, BC, Canada Posts: 815	I think im totally straight, considering the fact that all I think about is pussy...but I respect gay people, and have some nice gay friends. I think gay-bashers are just idiots that are probably just hiding the fact that they are really gay...lol ------------------ <A HREF="http://www.drunkslut.com/index.cfm?siteid=APC90270" TARGET=_blank>Sign up for drunkslut.com, amazing conversions. I made 3 sales in one day! </A>

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^R3K^ Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: North Carolina Posts: 2,815	I Really didnt think i was goy untill i sae that picture.. actually both of them i saw richard simmons and got buterflies in my belly.. then the fisting one.. it inspired me i just stuck a barstool up my ass.. does this make me gay.. my next feat is my feet.. oh god i hope i can pull it off. my life is som much more exiting..

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Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	I just wanna know what the red thing is tyin' his ass back and preventing the guy from escaping that gay fisting hell!

10-22-2001, 12:00 AM	#27
SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	I'm sure many closet gay people who read this board and saw the pic of a FIST up someone's ass had to re-think wanting to be gay after viewing that..outch!..shit even my wife got scared looking at it - worried I might stick more than just a finger or two up her! Now I'm cut off for the night and have to spend my evening talking on this board....shit. - all because someone got shit on their hands

10-22-2001, 12:31 AM	#28
lightswitch Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Butte, MT, USA Posts: 870	ralph! the fisting pic almost made me loose my lunch

10-22-2001, 01:00 AM	#29
pornJester Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Florida Posts: 6,138	I think there is a bell curve when it comes to peoples sexuality with very straight people on one end and very gay people on the other but I don't think your degrees are accurate SleazyDream. Just because someone doesn't want to have sex with another person in the room doesn't mean they are "a total homosexual that is repressing it or other deeper mental problems"... maybe some people enjoy the intimacy of being alone with a person, not everyone is an exhibitionist. You may want to rethink those degrees. ------------------ <A HREF="http://www.webmastervault.com" TARGET=_blank> More info, more resources, more cheese in the bank. </A> We are looking for writers... ICQ me: 91573698

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kittykat69 Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Wonderland Posts: 695	I'm Bisexual - but I spose it doesn't count coz I am a woman. hmmm.. anyway this thread mad me think of a really bad joke: A man is sitting at the bar when a gay walks up to him and asks "can I push your stool in???" okay so it was REALLY bad, i know... <a href="http://www.sexlicence.com/click.php?154337&sexlicence">Sexlicence - 70% Recurring for Life!</a>

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mailman Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 6,311	and how gay is this??? sorry it is just that it was never mentioned. [This message has been edited by mailman (edited 10-22-2001).]

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NikKay Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 1,642	Ok now Im curious if everyone female webmistress is bi?

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Slick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Houghton, MI Posts: 7,338	That's funny though because when a man is gay it's disgusting, but when a woman is, it's great, he he he.

10-22-2001, 01:01 PM	#40
evildick Guest Posts: n/a	I'm pretty sure fisting is illegal in certain jurisdictions under local obscenity laws. Doesn't seem very likely that you would get prosecuted for it though. Here's something on netpond about it: http://www.***********/members/logs/071798.html Sorry, I guess they don't allow people to post links to that site I tried to link there. Just replace the asterisks with the name of the site if you want to see the article. [This message has been edited by evildick (edited 10-22-2001).]