The Return of Lorenzo Lamas. - GoFuckYourself.com

Lorenzo__Lamas · 01-06-2005, 01:58 AM

How are you kids doing? I hope keeping out of trouble.

PenisFace · 01-06-2005, 02:10 AM

Lorenzo__Lamas · 01-06-2005, 02:11 AM

That has got to be the most disgusting picture I have ever seen in my life.

nofx · 01-06-2005, 02:11 AM

I hope you die of cancer.

Lorenzo__Lamas · 01-06-2005, 02:13 AM

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I hope you die of cancer.

What is it with you kids nowadays?

PenisFace · 01-06-2005, 02:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Lorenzo__Lamas

That has got to be the most disgusting picture I have ever seen in my life.

You sir, have been goatse'd.

Lorenzo__Lamas · 01-06-2005, 02:16 AM

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You sir, have been goatse'd.

I'm not quite sure what you mean by that, but at least you showed the respect to show me sir.

PenisFace · 01-06-2005, 02:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Lorenzo__Lamas

I'm not quite sure what you mean by that, but at least you showed the respect to show me sir.

Goatse is an internet legend. It's possibly the first shock site on the internet. The original domain name was goatse.cx (figure that one out), but it was recently shut down by the christmas islands domain registry. So now its back as goat.cx

Before you can claim to be a true internet user, you have to have seen goatse.

Lorenzo__Lamas · 01-06-2005, 02:21 AM

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Before you can claim to be a true internet user, you have to have seen goatse.

I am not online as much as you kids seem to be. I have something called a job. That job title is 'professional actor'. I suggest you children fill out a few applications, if you're old enough that is.

hova · 01-06-2005, 02:22 AM

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what he said

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Lorenzo__Lamas · 01-06-2005, 02:43 AM

graphicsbytia, does honeyslut still come to this message baord?

graphicsbytia · 01-06-2005, 02:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Lorenzo__Lamas

graphicsbytia, does honeyslut still come to this message baord?

I already answered your question in your other thread, but I'll repost it for you here:

I see her post here occasionaly

I know her more from Netsurprise though, that's where she started posting when she was new

btw.. I just did a little research on you.. you really are Lorenzo Lamas aren't you.. what are you doing making such a fool of yourself on an adult webmaster board?

No offense intended.. just wondering

Lorenzo__Lamas · 01-06-2005, 02:50 AM

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Originally Posted by graphicsbytia

btw.. I just did a little research on you.. you really are Lorenzo Lamas aren't you.. what are you doing making such a fool of yourself on an adult webmaster board?

No offense intended.. just wondering

If you did any research on here then you know that I am the real deal. I got a little worn out answering everyone's questions having to deal with Renegade, Falcon Crest, and all the other apperances I have done over the years, both on screen and off.

I didn't remember my password to my old gofuckyourself account so I just made this one, but rest assured, it's me.

graphicsbytia · 01-06-2005, 02:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Lorenzo__Lamas

If you did any research on here then you know that I am the real deal. I got a little worn out answering everyone's questions having to deal with Renegade, Falcon Crest, and all the other apperances I have done over the years, both on screen and off.

I didn't remember my password to my old gofuckyourself account so I just made this one, but rest assured, it's me.

I don't doubt it's you at all.. it's easy to verify it.. I just wonder why you come here?

PenisFace · 01-06-2005, 02:58 AM

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Originally Posted by graphicsbytia

I don't doubt it's you at all.. it's easy to verify it.. I just wonder why you come here?

I second that question.

Lorenzo__Lamas · 01-06-2005, 03:02 AM

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Originally Posted by graphicsbytia

I don't doubt it's you at all.. it's easy to verify it.. I just wonder why you come here?

If you read what I said before, then you already know the answer to your question.

graphicsbytia · 01-06-2005, 03:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Lorenzo__Lamas

If you read what I said before, then you already know the answer to your question.

well I don't read ALL your threads.. a few were enough.. so tell me.. why?

Lorenzo__Lamas · 01-06-2005, 03:07 AM

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well I don't read ALL your threads.. a few were enough.. so tell me.. why?

Truth be known, you didn't do any research on me, like you said you did.

I am not going to ask any more questions. I made that mistake before.

If you don't know why I am here, then maybe you don't need to know whay I am here.

graphicsbytia · 01-06-2005, 03:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Lorenzo__Lamas

Truth be known, you didn't do any research on me, like you said you did.

I am not going to ask any more questions. I made that mistake before.

If you don't know why I am here, then maybe you don't need to know whay I am here.

The research I did was on who you were.. not why you're here.. and hey.. if you just want to be a smartass instead of having a conversation, then so be it

mardigras · 01-06-2005, 03:15 AM

Lorenzo is doing research for his next role

graphicsbytia · 01-06-2005, 03:16 AM

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Originally Posted by mardigras

Lorenzo is doing research for his next role

really.. that's interesting

Lorenzo__Lamas · 01-06-2005, 03:20 AM

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Originally Posted by graphicsbytia

The research I did was on who you were.. not why you're here.. and hey.. if you just want to be a smartass instead of having a conversation, then so be it

Ok, Barbara Walters - I am here because I had someone that created my website from here and they told me about this place and I posted here a few months ago. Do not be thretened by my presence here. Relax.

graphicsbytia · 01-06-2005, 03:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Lorenzo__Lamas

Ok, Barbara Walters - I am here because I had someone that created my website from here and they told me about this place and I posted here a few months ago. Do not be thretened by my presence here. Relax.

do you feel threatened by this group? Is that why you act the way you do.. this is what interests me most actually

Lorenzo__Lamas · 01-06-2005, 03:23 AM

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do you feel threatened by this group?

No, Barbara, I do not. I am sure there are those that would wish that though.

graphicsbytia · 01-06-2005, 03:25 AM

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No, Barbara, I do not. I am sure there are those that would wish that though.

ok... then why do you act so defensively? There are some very nice people here and I'm sure they'd be willing to have a decent conversation with you if you weren't so contrary

WarChild · 01-06-2005, 03:26 AM

Is it wrong of me not to be impressed by a celebrity I've never heard of just because they're allegedly a celebrity? Have I failed my televison generation?

Pornopat · 01-06-2005, 03:27 AM

I am fine Lorenzo. How are you? And why dont you make your sig clickable? Link it to something nice...

Lorenzo__Lamas · 01-06-2005, 03:28 AM

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Originally Posted by graphicsbytia

ok... then why do you act so defensively? There are some very nice people here and I'm sure they'd be willing to have a decent conversation with you if you weren't so contrary

I am acting defensively because of the offensive behavior I encountered the last time I was here.

sonofsam · 01-06-2005, 03:29 AM

how does it feel to be so in love.....with yourself?

graphicsbytia · 01-06-2005, 03:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Lorenzo__Lamas

I am acting defensively because of the offensive behavior I encountered the last time I was here.

but it's not wise to throw the baby out with the bath water now is it?

Lorenzo__Lamas · 01-06-2005, 03:34 AM

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but it's not wise to throw the baby out with the bath water now is it?

I have no idea what the hell you are talking about.

I hope you do.

sonofsam · 01-06-2005, 03:34 AM

my thread is way better

SmokeyTheBear · 01-06-2005, 03:36 AM

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Originally Posted by graphicsbytia

but it's not wise to throw the baby out with the bath water now is it?

does anybody "throw" water out anymore? or babies for that matter.

graphicsbytia · 01-06-2005, 03:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Lorenzo__Lamas

I have no idea what the hell you are talking about.

I hope you do.

Now see? Right there.. did I deserve that comment? No I didn't

If you just want to bash people here.. then why are you surprised at being bashed yourself?

sonofsam · 01-06-2005, 03:39 AM

and i was kind enough to post in your return of lorenzo lamas thread... and you couldn't even post in my return of sonofsam thread to boost my ego too ?

Lorenzo__Lamas · 01-06-2005, 03:40 AM

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Originally Posted by graphicsbytia

Now see? Right there.. did I deserve that comment? No I didn't

If you just want to bash people here.. then why are you surprised at being bashed yourself?

A lame ass (no pun intended) attempt there.

graphicsbytia · 01-06-2005, 03:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Lorenzo__Lamas

A lame ass (no pun intended) attempt there.

There you go again..

hon.. you're rude and childish.. and I'm not trying to bash you by saying that.. it's the truth.

Now I'm starting to think you just come here to stir things up because you're bored..

and the researching for a role.. I don't believe that for a minute.. you aren't learning anything that I can see

Lorenzo__Lamas · 01-06-2005, 03:47 AM

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Originally Posted by graphicsbytia

There you go again..

hon.. you're rude and childish.. and I'm not trying to bash you by saying that.. it's the truth.

Now I'm starting to think you just come here to stir things up because you're bored..

and the researching for a role.. I don't believe that for a minute.. you aren't learning anything that I can see

You sound like you have just had one too many tonight. Just go to bed.

graphicsbytia · 01-06-2005, 03:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Lorenzo__Lamas

You sound like you have just had one too many tonight. Just go to bed.

I'd rather be talking to your dad to be honest

It's hard to believe you're his son

and btw.. I don't drink or do drugs.. that'd be foolish

Lorenzo__Lamas · 01-06-2005, 03:50 AM

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Originally Posted by graphicsbytia

I'd rather be talking to your dad to be honest

It's hard to believe you're his son

Are you still talking to me? GO TO BED.

graphicsbytia · 01-06-2005, 03:51 AM

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Are you still talking to me? GO TO BED.

I think you're the one that needs to go to bed sweetie.. you're getting cranky

sonofsam · 01-06-2005, 03:51 AM

yo can u get your dad on here? you're boring

graphicsbytia · 01-06-2005, 03:54 AM

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yo can u get your dad on here? you're boring

now THAT I would be impressed with

sonofsam · 01-06-2005, 03:55 AM

yeah and lose the fullpage pic of yourself jackass... you're not the next best thing since sliced bread...

Lorenzo__Lamas · 01-06-2005, 03:57 AM

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I think you're the one that needs to go to bed sweetie.. you're getting cranky

You're the one that sounds like it's "that time of the month". Actually, I think I know why you're acting the way you are. You're infactuated with me.

It's nothing to be embarassed about, you can just come out and openly admit your love for me. It's ok. After all, I am a celebrity. I am accustomed to it.

sonofsam · 01-06-2005, 03:59 AM

hahaha your love for yourself is halarious..

wanna know what i think? i think your on coke and having a mid-life crisis because you think your career is going nowhere and that everyone hates you?

graphicsbytia · 01-06-2005, 04:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Lorenzo__Lamas

You're the one that sounds like it's "that time of the month". Actually, I think I know why you're acting the way you are. You're infactuated with me.

It's nothing to be embarassed about, you can just come out and openly admit your love for me. It's ok. After all, I am a celebrity. I am accustomed to it.

lol... honey, you're not really my type, but your dad is.. you're a nice looking young man don't get me wrong.. but you're so darn rude, it kind of ruins it

Lorenzo__Lamas · 01-06-2005, 04:01 AM

sonofham seems to think that I am going to talk to him.

graphicsbytia · 01-06-2005, 04:02 AM

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hahaha your love for yourself is halarious..

wanna know what i think? i think your on coke and having a mid-life crisis because you think your career is going nowhere and that everyone hates you?

aww.. now that was kind of mean wasn't it sonofsam? There must be a reason he's so hateful.. and it's probably a sad one

01-06-2005, 01:58 AM	#1
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graphicsbytia Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Tennessee Posts: 2,618	First time ever! 20% off sale STOREWIDE on Midnight Digital http://www.midnightdigital.com -------------------------------------------------------------------------- That's right, we've never done this before! Everything in our content store is 25% off Single Sets Package Deals Single CDs Videos EVERYTHING! Discount will be applied to your total order at checkout. If you have questions, hit me up on icq 13599645 I'd like to take this opportunity to wish all my friends on GFY a very HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

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Lorenzo__Lamas So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 53	graphicsbytia, does honeyslut still come to this message baord?

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sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	how does it feel to be so in love.....with yourself?

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sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	my thread is way better

01-06-2005, 03:39 AM	#36
sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	and i was kind enough to post in your return of lorenzo lamas thread... and you couldn't even post in my return of sonofsam thread to boost my ego too ?

01-06-2005, 03:51 AM	#43
sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	yo can u get your dad on here? you're boring

01-06-2005, 03:55 AM	#45
sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	yeah and lose the fullpage pic of yourself jackass... you're not the next best thing since sliced bread...

01-06-2005, 03:59 AM	#47
sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	hahaha your love for yourself is halarious.. wanna know what i think? i think your on coke and having a mid-life crisis because you think your career is going nowhere and that everyone hates you?

01-06-2005, 04:01 AM	#49
Lorenzo__Lamas So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 53	sonofham seems to think that I am going to talk to him.