If you HAD to kill yourself, how would you want do it ? - GoFuckYourself.com

nofx · 01-05-2005, 05:05 PM

gun ?
jump off a building ?
drown yourself ?
suffocation ?
set yourself on fire ?
overdose ?
knife ?

well how would you kill youself if you had to ? you HAD to

I would just overdose or shoot myself, quickest and easiest ways.

smack · 01-05-2005, 05:09 PM

be gunned down by the national gaurd after slaughtering an army of pedophiles with a hatchet.

i want something memorable, ya know?

nofx · 01-05-2005, 05:09 PM

hell yea, go out in a blaze of glory.

.:St Ides:. · 01-05-2005, 05:10 PM

That's easy, I'd call Mike Tyson a dirty filthy ni gg er to his face.

smack · 01-05-2005, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by nofx

hell yea, go out in a blaze of glory.

that's the key. if you blow your head off only a few people take notice. if you're really hell bent on killing yourself you need to make a fucking statement.

mrthumbs · 01-05-2005, 05:12 PM

gun or a train

but like someone else in this thread said if you had to id have a shitload of action in advance!

pxxx · 01-05-2005, 05:12 PM

I am not really worried about that right now.

r3ap3r · 01-05-2005, 05:13 PM

I would set myself on fire and run into a gas station full of terrorist and pedo scum.

bangman · 01-05-2005, 05:14 PM

I'd want to go out easy and painless.
So, i'd probably opt for an opium overdose.

flashfire · 01-05-2005, 05:14 PM

jumping off a VERY high building...have to be sure it would kill me

smack · 01-05-2005, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by bangman

I'd want to go out easy and painless.
So, i'd probably opt for an opium overdose.

OD's are kind of nasty.

BoNgHiTtA · 01-05-2005, 05:15 PM

I would become the worlds greatest murderer, someone that even Son of Sam or Manson would be proud of.

nofx · 01-05-2005, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by smack

that's the key. if you're really hell bent on killing yourself you need to make a fucking statement.

kinda like strapping a bomb to my chest and going into the US Senate building and blow away all the bullshit politicians

smack · 01-05-2005, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by nofx

kinda like strapping a bomb to my chest and going into the US Senate building and blow away all the bullshit politicians

i would rather exact my vengence on real scum like pedos and rapists.

- Jesus Christ - · 01-05-2005, 05:17 PM

panio wire tied to every joint on my body, the other ends tied to a bridge.

Jump off.

Bite size pieces.

MetaMan · 01-05-2005, 05:17 PM

i would lay down on sleazydreams couch.

nofx · 01-05-2005, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by - Jesus Christ -

panio wire tied to every joint on my body, the other ends tied to a bridge.

Jump off.

Bite size pieces.

nice.

.:St Ides:. · 01-05-2005, 05:20 PM

maybe go with old age.

Scott McD · 01-05-2005, 05:22 PM

Overdose for me.

I don't wanna die of old age. Will top myeself before it's gets to that stage...

Alpha-Q · 01-05-2005, 05:23 PM

go to the top of a tall building, tie a bungee cord on myself, then a thin, strong wire around my neck that is shorter than the bungee chord, and attach the wire firmly to the top of the building. then, super/hot glue, or secure my hands to my head some way where there is no way they can come off. then jump. the wire will cut off my head, but my hands will still be holding it, so i'll be bungee jumping while holding my head. oh, and make sure your hands are attached so your palms are on your cheeks.

mortenb · 01-05-2005, 05:25 PM

I would junp off of a bridge with on end of a rope tied around my head and the other end to the bridge, so when I jumped my head would be ripped of and would dangle in the wind until someone removed it. :-)

jt420 · 01-05-2005, 05:28 PM

eat a sheet of acid, shoot some herion, smoke some opium, take an assortment of pills and hope i dont wake up a vegetable.

xclusive · 01-05-2005, 05:29 PM

I'd go hunt for Osama and if I got killed while taking him out it would be worth it

crockett · 01-05-2005, 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx

gun ?
jump off a building ?
drown yourself ?
suffocation ?
set yourself on fire ?
overdose ?
knife ?

well how would you kill youself if you had to ? you HAD to

I would just overdose or shoot myself, quickest and easiest ways.

smoking cigarettes or drinking.. I figure it would take at least 30 years

Pete · 01-05-2005, 05:31 PM

Dumb question but I guess I would have to say anal rape

nofx · 01-05-2005, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Alpha-Q

the wire will cut off my head, but my hands will still be holding it, so i'll be bungee jumping while holding my head.

that is the best one yet

PenisFace · 01-05-2005, 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alpha-Q

go to the top of a tall building, tie a bungee cord on myself, then a thin, strong wire around my neck that is shorter than the bungee chord, and attach the wire firmly to the top of the building. then, super/hot glue, or secure my hands to my head some way where there is no way they can come off. then jump. the wire will cut off my head, but my hands will still be holding it, so i'll be bungee jumping while holding my head. oh, and make sure your hands are attached so your palms are on your cheeks.

Kapitan Ivanov II · 01-05-2005, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by xclusive

I'd go hunt for Osama and if I got killed while taking him out it would be worth it

I'm right here, baby.

Hey You . . . I Know You! · 01-05-2005, 05:45 PM

In the case of an instant beheading, do you think your brain, eyes, etc. continue to work at all for any amount of time after the decapitation?

TheMob · 01-05-2005, 05:46 PM

if i would i would jump

Kapitan Ivanov II · 01-05-2005, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Hey You . . . I Know You!

In the case of an instant beheading, do you think your brain, eyes, etc. continue to work at all for any amount of time after the decapitation?

One blink for yes, two blinks for no.

bangman · 01-05-2005, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by smack

OD's are kind of nasty.

Believe me I know.

However, an opium overdose will decrease your CNS enough to shut down blood flow to your brain, causing you to pass out. It would be gentle, smooth and painless. Of course, this is assuming the opiate i choose was pure.

Pretty much every other drug out there would cause a very painful death, especially stimulants such as cocaine and ecstasy. Though the latter would prove to be an amazing experience.

Well, at least until I started convulsing.

Hmmm...
In theory, LSD itself really cannot kill you because it has a dose plataeu.
Psy might be a worthy last experience if you dosed at the right times (enough to get maximum effects without breaching the LD50).

Babagirls · 01-05-2005, 06:19 PM

overdose on sleeping pills or running the car in the garage.
somethin painless.

Top Jimmy · 01-05-2005, 06:30 PM

I want not do it. If I do have do it. I would pill take do.

DWB · 01-05-2005, 06:31 PM

Nitrous baby!!! I'd go out huffing with some headphones on listening to some music.... fading... fading... painless.

If that didn't work, a blaze of glory would be nice. Something BIG.

wedouglas · 01-05-2005, 06:33 PM

in my sleep somehow painlessly

Bill8 · 01-05-2005, 06:43 PM

Carbon monoxide, from a tank of compressed gas.

Nitrous would do as well, as would ether, used correctly.

Since tanks of CO aren't reliably available, a charcoal brazier in a small room. Japanese style...

Alcohol and barbituates works well enough, if you can get it. Some chance of convulsions and vomiting.

Gunshot is always reliable, but grim and not gentle.

Funky Bastard · 01-05-2005, 06:46 PM

I would rob a bank I would have to be gun downed because I would be spraying my ak-47 at everybody or I would be rich and keep livein!

moneybiz · 01-05-2005, 06:59 PM

Counter Srike with real guns.

reynold · 01-05-2005, 07:01 PM

i think i'll cut my wrist or poison myself

sickkittens · 01-05-2005, 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smack

be gunned down by the national gaurd after slaughtering an army of pedophiles with a hatchet.

i want something memorable, ya know?

That's not exactly suicide then.

NickPapageorgio · 01-05-2005, 07:02 PM

Whores and cocaine...

jukeboxfrank · 01-05-2005, 07:32 PM

Move back in with the X

Vitasoy · 01-05-2005, 07:37 PM

Good out with a thrill, off the highest building I can find.

Screaming · 01-05-2005, 07:56 PM

i would say either gun or overdose, but i would never do it

Spunky · 01-05-2005, 07:56 PM

Massive amounts of drugs and beer...and a couple of hookers for good measure

JSA Matt · 01-05-2005, 08:22 PM

overdose while falling from a plane

fl_prn_str · 01-05-2005, 08:29 PM

cyanide......

Fucksakes · 01-05-2005, 08:29 PM

only time i ever came close"thought about" was with pills, "had them in my hands and was about to swallow them and glad I didn't" and this was cause i was suffering from anxiety attacks and was getting really sick of it, I have learned to control them now, thank god.

sumphatpimp · 01-05-2005, 08:33 PM

such messy, noisey and violent ways to end it all.

I would get a bunch of Viagra, hire some good looking hoes and just fuck myself to death.

for webmasters I am surprised no one thought of this.

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nofx Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Virgin Mary's womb Posts: 16,826	hell yea, go out in a blaze of glory. __________________ Often times I wonder why There's love and hate, theres live or die. When sickness comes I must decide: When feelings go, theres suicide.

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mortenb Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Denmark ICQ: 7880009 Posts: 2,203	I would junp off of a bridge with on end of a rope tied around my head and the other end to the bridge, so when I jumped my head would be ripped of and would dangle in the wind until someone removed it. :-)

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DWB Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Encrypted. Access denied. Posts: 31,779	Nitrous baby!!! I'd go out huffing with some headphones on listening to some music.... fading... fading... painless. If that didn't work, a blaze of glory would be nice. Something BIG.

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Bill8 Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 1,901	Carbon monoxide, from a tank of compressed gas. Nitrous would do as well, as would ether, used correctly. Since tanks of CO aren't reliably available, a charcoal brazier in a small room. Japanese style... Alcohol and barbituates works well enough, if you can get it. Some chance of convulsions and vomiting. Gunshot is always reliable, but grim and not gentle.

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JSA Matt So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 5,464	overdose while falling from a plane