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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am *I* located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :)
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Some need a lesson in world politik, sooo
Cows by Culture....
CHRISTIAN DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbour. A SOCIALIST: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbour. A REPUBLICAN: You have two cows. Your neighbour has none. So what? A DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbour has none. You feel guilty for being successful. So you vote people into office who tax your cows,forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax. Then the people you voted for take your tax money, buy a cow and give it to your neighbour.You feel righteous. A COMMUNIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk. A FASCIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both and sells you the milk. You join the underground and start a campaign of sabotage. DEMOCRACY, CANADIAN STYLE: You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point you have to sell both to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow, which was a gift from your government. CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull and build a herd of cows. BUREAUCRACY, CANADIAN STYLE: You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, then pours the milk down the drain. AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead. A FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one eleventh the size of ordinary cows and produce twenty times the milk. A GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves. AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch. A RUSSIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 12 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka. A MEXICAN CORPORATION: You think you have two cows, but you're not sure where they are. You'll look for them tomorrow. A SWISS CORPORATION: You have 5000 cows, none of which belongs to you. You charge others for storing them. A BRAZILIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You enter into a partnership with an American corporation. Soon you have 1000 cows and the American corporation declares bankruptcy. AN INDIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You worship them. A TALIBAN ORGANIZATION: You have two cows. You load them up with explosives and herd them onto your neighbour's property where you blow them up.Your neighbour dies. You starve to death. <font face="Verdana">___________ CD ![]() * <a href="http://www.sunsetbeachbabes.com/" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFFFDD"> Sunset Beach Party</font></a> Centerfolds ~ Amateurs ~ Teens, <a href="http://www.sunsetbeachbabes.com/webmasters.html" TARGET="_blank">new trades</a> welcome. * <a href="http://clickthrutraffic.com/scripts/signup.php?referer=cdsmith" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFDDFF"> Click-thrutraffic.com</font></a> 5 cents up to 20 cents per click! * <a href="http://www.erasercash.com/wm.html?ID=1380291" TARGET="_blank"><font face="Verdana" color="#FFCCCC">ERASERCASH!</font></a> Earn $35 per sale + webmaster referrals 4 LEVELS DEEP</font> |
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#2 |
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: the deep south
Posts: 2,079
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Herd it.
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#3 |
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Join Date: Jan 2001
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LOL, but CD how could you possibly forget this one?
A LABRET: You have two cows. You invite your neighbor over, set up a video camera, and have an orgy. |
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#4 |
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: the deep south
Posts: 2,079
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Boneprone Style- You only have one cow but it pretends to be 100 cows.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: God's right hand
Posts: 19,789
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hahaha, I like all 4 posts
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