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10-26-2001, 09:45 AM
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Vrume Mark
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Toronto, Canada
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The Geography Of Women
Between the ages of 15 - 18 a woman is like China or Iran.
Developing at a sizzling rate with a lot of potential but as yet still not free or open. Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bush land around the fertile deltas. Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan. Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with countries with cash or cars. Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty. Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina. She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit. Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq. She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary. Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away. Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia. A glorious and all conquering past but alas no future. After 70, they become Afghanistan or Pakistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there. ------------------ Hey Grab a Beer And Come Slap Your Monkey At My Site! DrinkingHard.com |
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10-26-2001, 09:53 AM
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Kimmykims couch
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ROFL!!!
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10-26-2001, 10:21 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: il and nc
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hahahha!
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